"Was it?" Kirby asked the narrator. He was odd like that.

"If it isn't," Kirby coldly calculated, "then that means TIFF IS AN ALIEN MONSTER!!" Kirby gasped. Suddenly his entire world fell to pieces! Up was down! Black was white! Nickelback was a legitimate band!

"No, that's stupid and you're stupid," Tiff shot back. She was mean like that.

As the two wandered back to the castle, they discussed Kirby's day. Tiff was perplexed and disgusted with his account, to say the least. "I am not a dictator!" she exclaimed. Kirby's imagination ran away with him at times, and this was no different.

"But you took away Mr. Puff Puff!" Kirby accused. "He was only two days away from retirement!"

"He was old and gross and needed washing," Tiff explained. "Besides, I thought you had outgrown stuffed animals."

"He was a grade-A Private Eye! He even solved the mystery of the missing cookies!"

"You ate them!" Tiff said, her annoyance reflecting in her voice.

"Mystery solved!" Kirby replied angrily.

As they argued, a large shadow approached Dreamland Cappy Town, its ominous nature being all... ominous. "GRARHARHAR" the shadow said, slightly less ominously. "I SHALL RATHER ENOJY DEVOURING YOUR SOULS BUT NOT AFTER I APPLY THE EVIL FROSTING ATOP THE DELICIOUS CAKE THAT IS CAPPY TOWN!! IT WILL TASTE SO SWEETLY!! LIKE THE TEARS OF BABIES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN THEIR CANDY AND KICKED THEIR PUPPIES!!" it said rather good-naturedly.

As Kirby climbed into bed, he couldn't help but feel that he would be attacked by an overacting shadow that had a taste for baby tears. Tiff told him that it was only natural, and they went to sleep.

Kirby woke up, and saw dirt in front of him. Dirt. Just dirt. Why dirt? Why did he fall asleep in dirt? Wait, no he didn't. He fell asleep in his bed. So who threw him onto the ground?

"Hey, Kirby! Are you okay?"

Kirby stood up and saw that it was night, and then realized Gooey was with him and pieces of robotic spiders were strewn about. "Um... what's going on?"

"Well, you were knocked out by one of those robot things so I took the spark ability from you and destroyed them on your behalf."

"But... but I was in animeland!" Kirby exclaimed. "Mushroom-less cappies! Bowling balls with arms and legs! Spanish noodles! Southern Dedede, who got a money back guarantee!"

"It must've had a dream or something," Gooey thought. "That, or you got hit harder than I thought."

"Yeah, but... this was a dream there, so if that was a dream, and this was a dream in a dream, and that was a dream in a dream in a... then... that..." Kirby began jumping up and down in anger, screaming, "Not this plot device! Not the 'two dreams at once and maybe one of them is real but no one knows for sure' deal!"

"Uh, Kirby?"

"Can't you see I'm having a huge problem with this plot device right now?"

"We have more important things to worry about than a plot device right now!"

"Like what?" asked Kirby.

"Um... like those plot devices," Gooey answered, pointing to the robotic spiders surrounding them.

"Oh. ...Give me my ability back."

"What? No! Get your own!"

"But it's mine!" Kirby yelled.

"And now it's mine!" Gooey protested.

"GIMME!" Kirby shouted, and ate Gooey, gaining both the Spark ability and some more health points. "Hooray, more health!" One of the spiders then smacked Kirby into the air, knocking off the health he had gained from eating Gooey, and he landed among the robot spiders.