Stargazing, a Waddle Dee is shocked by a sudden noise. He looks around, and sees Kirby. He goes to his friend, and asks what he wanted to do. Kirby shrugged. They both watched in awe of the stars. Waddle Dee's concentration was broken by a loud, belch-like noise. Kirby apologized, and then went blank-faced. He pointed towards the sky with his stubby, rounded flipper. Dee turned around anxiously and was frightened seven-eigths to death by what he saw. A black, cycloptic blob had come into view. Kirby, haven awoken from his trance, leaps at the creature and attacks. The being swerves out of the way in the nick of time. Kirby attempts again, but stops dead in his tracks when he hears what the Dark Matter says,"H-help us, please."

Kirby blinked, confused. "Help you? HELP YOU?!? Why should we help you?!?" Waddle dee nodded, eyes narrowed. "Please," the gloomy orb begged. "Zero... has been wiped out of exsistance." "Wait, what?" Kirby and Waddle Dee were hopelessly cofused. "Somthing has gone wrong," it explained. "Things are becoming demesionally displaced. Who could possibly do somthing like this?" "Hah!" Waddle dee scoffed. "What makes you POSSIBLY belive that we'd belive--"

Just Then, King Dedede fell out of nowhere. He was soon joined by Blob. The king scratched his forehead, hopelessly confused. "I was just getting a cup of coffee," he said to nobody in particular. "How did I--" He froze up when he saw the glob floating there. "OH MY GOSH IT'S DARK MATTER! IT'S GONNA POSESS ME AGAIN!" With that, he curled up into the keeling position. Blob, ever so calm, looked the glob of Dark Matter in the eye. "Dimensional rifts?" "Affirmative." "You need help?" "Correct." The glob ajusted her bow. "I'll inform Gooey of the situation."

Seconds later, she returned with Gooey, in the midst of eating a submarine sandwich. "I was hungry," he exclaimed to the clearly unimpressed group. He took another big bite out of the sandwich. "So how can I be of assistance?" "Weeelllll," the glob replied, "You could utilize some sort of all-powerful weapon with your friend Kirby to dispose of whatever threat is causing this. And you could provide comic relief." Gooey swallowed the chunk of his appitizer. "Deal." "Good. I'll provide a mode of transportation for all of you." He began to shapeshift his body, expanding it into a luxury transport. "Hop in," the Dark Matter car said. Gooey hesitated. "Uh... Before we go on a interstellar road trip..." "Yes?" "Can I grab some more mayo for my sandwich?"

"No time," responded the vehicular being. It brought them to a distant planet(star?). They got off and saw many dark matter blobs. The blobs floated over and discussed something in a strange dialect. "We will take you to Zero," said the blobs. Kirby, Dedede, Waddle Dee, Blob and Gooey followed. "I thought Zero had been destroyed," said Dee, "How can you take us to hi-" Eerily levitating in front of them was a scarred Zero Two. They then saw a ghastly floating red eye in between the wings of the despot. It slowly sunk in that Zero was merged with Zero Two.

"Wait! They're not the same guy?" exclaimed Kirby. "No," said a Dark Matter blob, "Zero is, er, was, the second in command to Zero Two. Now they are fused to keep him alive."

"Non Sequitur," Gooey mumbled, before cramming another mouthful of sandwich into his face. Blob shrugged. "I dunno," she replied. "It's definitely bizzare, I can say." She stared off towards Zero 2.5, noting his features. "At least he has two eyes now." The two eyes faced vertically, rather than horizontally.

"Alright," said a Dark Matter blob. "Now you'll be seperated into groups of two. This life support system will only last for a few weeks, so we need you to go out and gather the peices of... THE DARK MEDICAL TOOLS!" Waddle dee blinked, utterly confused. "Aren't we supposed to be gathering somthing epi-" "Here's your list," a blob interrupted, shoving a list of what to gather into his face. "Bannas? Milk?" Waddle dee read aloud. "Oops," replied a glob. "That would be the grocery list. Here's what you need." He shoved the real list into his face. "Now that you all have your lists," another glob of Dark Matter said, "Please step into the back of the magic transporter with your partner." They all complied-- Kirby was teamed up with Waddle Dee, Gooey was with Blob, and Dedede, very mauch still in the keeling position, was teamed up with Jeff, some Bronto burt a glob of Dark Matter came across one day, but never posessed. "FIRE!" yet another glob ordered, and the teams were shot out of cannons to the planets of Floria, Skyhigh, and Cavius. "Well, that takes care of them," some Dark Mtter Swordsman spoke up. "Let's hope they can take care of themselves."

"Wasn't there dimensional rifts, too?" inquired Kirby as he crashed on Floria. "Dee!" he called, "where are you?" "Right here!" exclaimed the Waddle Dee, "Underneath you!" Kirby leaps off the annoyed protagonist. They hear a noise, and see a collosal Kamuribana. It roars, somehow, and attacks with a mighty leaf. It then swiped at them again. Kirby runs off with, for no apparent reason, Dee in his mouth. He crashes into a Geromazudake, displaced from who knows where, which releases a mighty cloud of spores. Kirby inhales, and becomes...Goomba Kirby!?! He quickly passes up the horrible ability, then falls into a dimensional rift.