One day, Kirby was sitting in his house, when
suddenly, Pitch the bird flew through the window, rolled on the
floor and bumped into Kirby.
“Kirby! Ice cream castle’s gone!”
“What? Thats not possible! ...Is it?!”
“No, but its still gone! And, even weirder, some
villain calling himself Doctor Lumbago’s there, and his sending
out laser rays, He’ll soon go for the Vegetable Valley, he has
already zapped Grape Garden, Green greens and Whispy Woods!”
”WHAT! Lets go!” Kirby ran outside, jumping on a warp star,
going for Icecream island. Well there, Kirby said...
”I dont know! Some kind of lab!” What looked like an enormous
brain with a humungus eye and eight tentacles on, thrived on the
island. It once in a while fired big zaps of laser. They found a
door and walked in. There was a voice, that turned out to be the
I... am DOCTOR LUMBAGO!”
“What a name...”
“BE SILENT! Waddle Dees, ATTACK MODE!”
“Aaaargh!” the Waddle Dees attacked! They were so
many, that not even Kirby could eat them all.
“ARGH! KIRBY!” shouted Pitch. She was attacked by
the Waddle Dees.
“What? I have my own problems!” said Kirby, who
was stuck under a pile of ‘Dees. He ate them all. He then saved
“Kirby! Look out!” shouted Pitch as millions and
millions of Waddle Dees attacked. They ran outside.
“Whew... Lets (Phew) take (Pant) take the (Whew)
warp star, this time...” said Kirby. They took the warp star and
went into the lab again. The Waddle Dees was blown up by the
“Oh no! They’re heading towards the clone room,
I... Is this thing on?” said the Intercom.
”Where’s the clone room?” said Kirby.
“I dunno, but were obviously heading towards
it...” suddenly, they came to a room filled with large glass
tubes, that contained various enemies, like Waddle Dees and Doos,
Galbos, Pterans, Yarikos, and so on, and so on... They seemed
unconscious, but as soon as Kirby broke the glass, they came to
life and ran away.
“Argh! They’re destroying the originals! Take
them, Argagoth!” said the Intercom. Suddenly, a something
appeared. This something was an enormous brain with millions and
millions of thin, hairy spider legs. Its twelve eyes glared at
them with a green tint to them.
“Man, this psycho doctor’s obsessed with BRAINS!”
“Ya, what a Frankenstein!” said Pitch. That would
have been fun, if not a large, spider legged, twelve eyed brain
would have drooled on them, actually, in this situation, you
couldnt possibly laugh. Suddenly, the large freak sent out a ray
of intense power, that would’ve crushed Kirby and Pitch, but it
missed and hit a tube containing a Waddle Doo. Kirby sucked it
up and spat it at Argagoth. It flinched for just so long that
Pitch could fly to it and peck it. After a while they managed to
destroy Argagoth, but it seemed Lumbago had more secrets... Not
secrets that normal people would have, but secrets like holes
full with spikes, enormous monsters like Argaroth, hidden
lasers... But finally, they reached the control room. In there,
there was millions and billions of buttons, and a large red
chair, that looked like a throne with its enormous back.
”You made it here, Kirby..?” Said a voice from the chair.
“Yeah.. And now we wanna know what you’re doing
here, you... you... you psycho!”
”I’ll tell you, you pink puffball... I came here to get rid of
the chair spinned around. And sitting in it was
“Aaaah!” Kirby awoke in his bed. It had all been
a horrible dream. He went to sleep again. Then he awoke in the
morning, and kept on as if nothing had happened. (And nothing
happened, did it?) Later at the day, Kirby was sitting in his
house, when suddenly, Pitch the bird flew through the window,
rolled on the floor and bumped into Kirby.