Ribbon awakes
early because of a noise from downstairs. It seems Kirby’s
fighting! She sleepily flies down. There, by the TV, is Waddle
Dee, playing Kirby 64 Boss Battle.
RIBBON: Waddle
Dee, turn down the volume before ya wake someone else up.
Waddle Dee
shrugs and turns the volume down. Too late. Kirby and Blade
stands behind a corner, watching them. Ribbon sits down and
picks up a controller.
KIRBY:
(Whispering) Blade, notice that they move closer to each other
once in a while.
BLADE: (Also
whispering) Yeah, what a love story...!
KIRBY: Pfffrrt!
They run into
Kirby’s room.
BOTH: Ha ha ha!
Later that
morning, everyone sits by the breakfast table. The host enters.
HOST: Good
morning, plant brains!
KIRBY: Hiya,
you stupid dump!
HOST: Grunt ...
Now, todays minigame will be...
KIRBY: A
sleeping contest?
EVERYONE: Ha ha ha!
HOST: You
stupid pink ball, its a ... boxing contest!
RIBBON: ARGH, Im SO fried!
EVERYONE:
Hah hah hah!
BLADE: Im quite
good at this stuff.
Later everyone
stands outside, besides a new boxing arena.
HOST: Err,
after checking out your abilities in fighting, ive decided who
meets who. First, Blade and Meta will have to remove their
armor.
META: Aw man!
HOST: No
complains. Just do it mask boy. Eherr, Waddle Dee will meet
Ribbon, Adeleine will meet Blade, and Meta will meet Kirby. I
will choose two of the winners to fight, then the winner of them
will meet me. If the one who meets me wins, he’s immune, if he
loses, no one gets any lunch, and the winner i DIDN’T choose
gets immune. But, this is the motivation; WIN, OR NO LUNCH!
EVERYONE: Aww!
Then they start
boxing. Waddle Dee instantly wins against Ribbon, Adeleine beats
Blade after a while, and after a very long, even fight Meta
beats Kirby.
META: Yay! Im
the winner!
ADELEINE:
...Because you insisted in keeping your mask on.
META: Well? Is
that cheating?
EVERYONE,
especially KIRBY: YES, IT IS!
HOST: Now, I
decide Adeleine will meet Meta Knight.
ADELEINE: Oh yeah!
META:
(Whimpering) Oh no..!
They start
fighting, and then, after a while, Adeleine knocks out Meta
cold.
HOST: Adeleine,
prepare to be BEATEN!
ADELEINE: I
dont think so..!
But. After
about two seconds, there is a loud BANG and Adeleine flies out
from the Arena. Kirby and Meta starts running towards her.
KIRBY and META:
ADELEINE!
KIRBY: You
didnt hurt yourself much? Huh?
META: You
RUINED us! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
ADELEINE: Waah!
Adeleines just
about to get pierced by Meta’s sword, but dodges in time. Kirby
gets mad and produces a large mallet from nowhere.
KIRBY: Stop
that!
Wham! Kirby
whacks Meta into the ground.
META: Ouch...
KIRBY: That
felt good, i better do it again.
WHAM!!
HOST: Come over
here! Waddle Dee is now immune!
Later, as
usual, everyone is using their spare time. Blade is playing
Kirby 64, Kirby and Adeleine is drinking milkshakes, Meta’s
taking care of “stuff”, and Ribbon and Waddle Dee’s watching the
Simpsons on a large TV on the second floor.
RIBBON: Ha ha ha!
Homer’s so stupid!
Waddle Dee
shrugs and puts on an expression that says “I’ve seen stupider”.
RIBBON: Me too
yaknow, Escargoon was here on the first day...
Waddle Dee puts
on an expression that says “duh!”.
RIBBON: Ha ha ha! …
Hey ‘Dee, wanna go out and watch the sunset?
Waddle Dee nods
frantically and starts walking out. Ribbon flies after him. They
go to the backyard.
RIBBON: Sigh...
Isnt it wonderful?
Waddle Dee nods
and moves closer to Ribbon. Once again, Kirby and Blade are
watching, now through a window.
BOTH: Hah!
KIRBY: I knew
it!
Ribbon suddenly
leans over to Waddle Dee and kisses him on his forehead.
KIRBY: Hah! I
won! Wheres my ten dollars Blade??
BLADE: (Gives
Kirby ten dollars) There.
HOST: Time to
vote! Come on!
They all write
names on whom they want to kick out.
HOST: Well,
with five votes Meta Knight.
META: ... Aww
CRUD!
KIRBY: Ha ha ha! Hey
host, who did meta vote for?
HOST: You, of
course!
EVERYONE: HA HA! GET
YOUR BUM OUTTA HERE, META KNIGHT!
