At the breakfast table sits
our remaining contestants: Kirby, Adeleine, Blade, and Ribbon.
HOST: Good morning, everybody!
Nice day isnt it?
KIRBY: For some stupids maybe!
HOST: Grunt ... Now, todays
minigame will be ...
BLADE: ...What?
HOST: ...
RIBBON: What?
HOST: ...
ADELEINE and KIRBY: What?
HOST: Honestly, i have NO IDEA. I will decide
later. Todays minigame will be at lunch. There ya have some
spare time, folks!
RIBBON: Uuh ... Blade, wanna play Kirby 64 with
me?
BLADE: ... Ok, but both me and Kirby know what
happened between you and ‘Dee. And you wont start anything like
that with me! Sure, I can stand watching sunsets, but NO
SMOOCHING!
RIBBON: Okay, Okay, dont have a cow man!
HOST: I knew it wasnt a good idea getting that
Simpsons DVD! (Referring to Barts line “Dont have a cow, man!”)
The contestants use their spare time, Ribbon and
Blade playing the N64, and Kirby and Adeleine upstairs watching
the Simpsons on the large TV, more hugging and smooching than
watching.
HOST: Time for the mini game, its an obstacle
course!
KIRBY: Aww man, i was just enjoying my time!
Adeleine and Kirby walks down, laughing. The host
shows them to an obstacle course in the back yard.
HOST: Here it is. Like in episode three, the best
time wins.
The course is the same 100 yard track as in
episode three, but now its filled with obstacles. First you have
to climb over an obstacle, then under another, then under, over,
and under. Then you have to climb over a net, and then a
tightrope, then a ladder up to a platform, jump over some holes,
then jump down again, then another net, and then your finished.
HOST: Kirby starts!
It goes quite well for Kirby. Blade’s results are
better, then Ribbon, whos results didnt go THAT well, then
Adeleine...
HOST: Adeleine’s immune! The standings are: First
Adeleine, second Blade, third Kirby, fourth Ribbon.
RIBBON: I hate obstacle courses.
BLADE: I’ll disappear for no apparent reason now,
and chances are that Kirby and Adeleine will hug each other and
that Ribbon will play...
RIBBON: ...Kirby 64!
BLADE: Umm… yeah.
KIRBY: Lets go upstairs, Adeleine!
ADELEINE: Booyah!
KIRBY: Shut up ‘Leine.
They run upstairs laughing. Blade disappears for
no apparent reason, and Ribbon walks right in to play Kirby 64.
HOST: Now, since the authors running out of
ideas, i will just take place telling you about the chances
ofwho will win. Of course, we have to have Kirby at the top of
our list, since he’s not just the most well known of all our
characters, but he’s also a “cute, pinky marshmallow”.
The host produces a large paper from nowhere,
showing the standings: Number one, Kirby, Number two, Blade,
Number Three, Adeleine, Number four, Ribbon.
HOST: Here we have the standings. Now, i’ve
succesfully used eleven, no twelve lines for nothing. Isnt that
well done by me? Admit it! Ooh, now im up in thirteen!
Meanwhile in the room with the large TV.
KIRBY: Wanna watch the Simpsons?
ADELEINE: Sure, but i wont be watching...
Adeleine winks. Kirby laughs.
KIRBY: I sure do like you sense of humor, ‘Leine!
Theres a bang downstairs.
BLADE: Hiya Darko!
HOST: Dont you call me that! Hey, come down, time
to vote!
They all run down. They pick up a pencil and a
piece of paper each and writes down a name.
HOST: The name i received most was Ribbon, with
two votes, and for your information, Kirby got one and Blade got
one. So, Ribbon, get your bum OUTTA here!
BLADE: Finally. She played Kirby 64 too much. It
was annoying.
