HOST: Welcome to
Kirby’s Mansion, Im your host, Dark Matter!
EVERYBODY: Waaargh!
HOST: Dont be
scared, this time im cooperating.
KIRBY: But...
Why?
HOST: I think
its quite obvious!
KIRBY:
...No....?
HOST: I love TV
you puffball!
Everyone gets a
stupid shock and falls down.
HOST: Now,
choose your rooms, and i’ll, err... Do whatever Dark Matter
does.
It turns out to
total chaos. Kirby wants a good wiew, but not the attic, Gooey
and Meta wants the cellar, Adeleine and Waddle Dee wants the
attic, and Sword and Blade are even duelling about a first floor
room.
Thus, atlast,
people have agreed about placements. In the cellar, DeDeDe and
Escargoon lives. At the first floor Adeleine lives in a big room
with a large windows. Sword and Blade, who argued about a room,
has decided to BOTH live in it. At the second floor, Gooey and
Ribbon lives opposite each other, and on the third floor, Kirby
and Waddle Dee lives, and in the attic Meta lived. They are all
sitting in the living room when the Dark Matter enters.
HOST: Now,
everything that remains to tomorrow is a good nights sleep, but
before that… Let’s Party!!
The Dark Matter
shouted at the butlers, and they came with all the food you can
ever imagine, even more than that.
DEDEDE: Man,
this food sucks!
KIRBY: And what
about the party?
DEDEDE: The
whole party is so STUPID!
KIRBY: You’re
stupid!
DEDEDE: Prepare
to DIE!
While everyone
else eats and laughs, DeDeDe runs around and whacks Kirby with
his mallet!
KIRBY: Heeelp
meee!
META: I’ll help
you alright!
Meta starts
hunting Kirby too and whacks him upstairs with his sword. After
the party, everyone sleeps. (Except of course Kirby, who got
whacked half dead.)