Kirby’s an average guy,

Eats tomatoes till he dies.

Sucks you up, and then he

Gets an ability.

Dedede stays up all night

With pencil, paper and dim light.

He tries to think of a good plan

To help him rule the land.

Everytime it’s just the same

And now it’s getting kinda lame!

Dedede has an evil plot,

Kirby kills him, oh, that hurts a lot!

But he’s not the real bad guy,

Dark Matter makes everyone cry,

How you stop him, every time he’s more

Evil and demonic to the core.

Oh, Sparky and a-Rocky leave destruction everywhere,

Waddle Doo and Dee making Popstar a nightmare,

Senor Chilly is a-freezing with all of his might,

And Bobo is just burning everything that’s in his sight!

Kirby eats them; he kills them and gets a power too,

Rock and Beam and Cutter, that is just to name a few,

Ice is freezing cold, and Fire is so freaking hot,

If you get hurt by Hammer, I will pity you a lot!

Kirby gets heart-stars

Or collects the crystal shards.

Kirby, if you’re blue,

A tomato will help you.

Ram into enemies,

Don’t get hurt by falling trees.

Invincibility’s handy,

Get it by eating candy.

Penguins with hammers so big

Trees that make him look like a twig!

Things are looking down for Kirby

Will he have to give up watching TV?

Kirby, come on, you can beat them,

You know you always defeat them!

Just because that stupid kid

Makes paintings come to life so vivid.

 

Whispy Woods, a live tree who attacks with rotten fruit,

Acro is a mean ol’ whale, with many things to shoot,

Adeleine makes all his drawings become a real life,

With all of this Kirby will have to have a lot of strife!

Dedede is possessed, oh; he just looks so creepy,

When you’re fighting him, make sure you don’t need to pee-pee,

Watch out for his hammer, and watch out for his big butt,

If you’re not careful, you’ll be squished before you can say, “Crud!”

Kirby, no vacation,

Now its time for confrontation.

You beat bosses, got weapon,

Now it’s time for the rippin’.

Get into his lair

And kick his butt to who knows where.

Dark Matter’s had his fun

But now his rule is done.

Smash him, sock him, shoot him now!

Right in the rear, or in his brow!

Watch out for his bloody things,

No, Kirby, they are not free rings!

Oh, that’s gross, his eye just burst!

But now you’ve saved us from the worst!

Once again, you have saved the day

And everything is okay.

Oh, Kirby, you’re our hero, just like you were times before,

Now protect yourself from fans by locking all your doors,

But the next day they’ll forget, and you might get some quiet,

But soon Dark Matter will come again to pick a fight!

Why do you lead this life, it’s so much trouble and pain,

You should pack your bags and head to Italy or Spain,

But I guess you like to be a hero, save the world,

And just because that you are much better than the rest…

….

Kirby, YOU’RE THE BEST!

THE END