Kirby’s an average guy,
tomatoes till he dies.
you up, and then he
Dedede stays up all night
pencil, paper and dim light.
tries to think of a good plan
help him rule the land.
Everytime it’s just the same
now it’s getting kinda lame!
Dedede has an evil plot,
kills him, oh, that hurts a lot!
he’s not the real bad guy,
Matter makes everyone cry,
you stop him, every time he’s more
and demonic to the core.
Sparky and a-Rocky leave destruction everywhere,
Waddle Doo and Dee making Popstar a nightmare,
Chilly is a-freezing with all of his might,
Bobo is just burning everything that’s in his sight!
eats them; he kills them and gets a power too,
and Beam and Cutter, that is just to name a few,
is freezing cold, and Fire is so freaking hot,
you get hurt by Hammer, I will pity you a lot!
collects the crystal shards.
Kirby, if you’re blue,
tomato will help you.
get hurt by falling trees.
it by eating candy.
Penguins with hammers so big
that make him look like a twig!
Things are looking down for Kirby
he have to give up watching TV?
Kirby, come on, you can beat them,
know you always defeat them!
because that stupid kid
paintings come to life so vivid.
Whispy Woods, a live tree who attacks with rotten fruit,
is a mean ol’ whale, with many things to shoot,
Adeleine makes all his drawings become a real life,
all of this Kirby will have to have a lot of strife!
Dedede is possessed, oh; he just looks so creepy,
you’re fighting him, make sure you don’t need to pee-pee,
out for his hammer, and watch out for his big butt,
you’re not careful, you’ll be squished before you can say,
Kirby, no vacation,
its time for confrontation.
beat bosses, got weapon,
it’s time for the rippin’.
into his lair
kick his butt to who knows where.
Matter’s had his fun
now his rule is done.
him, sock him, shoot him now!
in the rear, or in his brow!
out for his bloody things,
Kirby, they are not free rings!
that’s gross, his eye just burst!
now you’ve saved us from the worst!
again, you have saved the day
everything is okay.
Kirby, you’re our hero, just like you were times before,
protect yourself from fans by locking all your doors,
the next day they’ll forget, and you might get some quiet,
soon Dark Matter will come again to pick a fight!
do you lead this life, it’s so much trouble and pain,
should pack your bags and head to Italy or Spain,
guess you like to be a hero, save the world,
just because that you are much better than the rest…
Kirby, YOU’RE THE BEST!