“Any last words?”
Wham Bam Rock sneered, his overly large fists over our heroes’
heads.
“Yeah,” smirked Kirby, “Next
time, be sure to keep my big mouth shut!” With that, Kirby
unleashed his power. A tremendous shriek came from his mouth
that stretched across the galaxy…
On Pop Star, a cat was enjoying
the sunshine, trying not to move, lest his injury hurt again. He
had almost gotten a concussion from being spit at a Waddle Dee.
Suddenly, “NNNNAAAAGGGGOOOOOO!” A call from the far reaches of
the galaxy reached him. Nago tried to block out the sound, as it
was giving him a
migraine that would make Dark Matter wince, but he
found that his arms wouldn’t reach his ears. Nago noticed that
his arms had turned to stone… then his legs, his tail, and
eventually his whole body. “Oh no, not this agai-”
“-n.” Nago has just reappeared
in the STAFF ONLY room, standing in front of Kirby. Wham Bam
Rock stared at him. “Alright, Nago,” Kirby whispered, “I need
you to do something.” “Does it involve ramming into a large man
with big fists and a mock ponytail? Because my
migraine is bad enough already,” Nago replied.
“Well, if you can’t do that, how about biting us free?” Kirby
asked.
Nago bit Kirby’s ropes free,
leaving him able to fight Wham Bam Rock. For every punch Wham
Bam threw, Kirby threw three. Soon, Wham Bam was lying on the
ground, muttering things that made no sense. Kirby grabbed Gooey
and dashed down the hallway. “Okay, Nago, you can leave now. Oh,
and thanks.” Kirby sent Nago back to Pop Star. “Oh, and tell
Pitch to be ready, should I need him.”
Kirby and Gooey raced down the
remainder of the hallway, only to be halted at the end. A
shadowy figure murmured to the duo, “You will not leave alive…
if I can help it…” Gooey shot off three missiles, which set the
lights on. The shadowy figure was revealed to be… Ribbon!
