Many times through the
ages, Kirby battled the evil force known as Dark Matter. But
it kept coming back. No matter how many times it was defeated.
Now, the Dark Matter is ready to destroy Kirby. Once…and…for…all.
It was a casual day. Kirby and his friends,
Chilly and Dee, were relaxing.
Kirby: It’s quiet. Too quiet.
Dee: You always say that.
Chilly: Kirby, what’s with you? You
defeated Dark Mind six months ago! Why are you acting strange
when you saved two dimensional worlds?
Kirby: In my years of battling evil, I’ve
learned that it’s always quiet RIGHT before the evils
strike!
Six hours later…
Chilly: Kirby…
Kirby: They’re about to attack…
Six more hours later…
Dee: Kirby…
Kirby: It will happen…
3 X 2 hours later…
Chilly: zzz…pie…zzz…
Dee: zzz…movies…zzz…
Kirby: Be ever vigilant!
The square root of 36 hours later…
Chilly: Meesa senses teh coming!
Dee: …huh?
Chilly: Uh-oh, here it comes.
Dee: What?
SMASH!!!!!!
A large object fell on Dee.
Dee: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chilly: That…was…big.
Kirby: THERE THEY ARE!
???: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chilly: Dee, are you okay?!
Dee: I’m the prettiest girl at the harvest
ball!
Kirby: WHO ARE YOU?!
???: I am the lord of the
Dark Matter!
Dee: Why are you here?!
Lord: Because, I am tired of being defeated
by Kirby and his pathetic kirby friends!
The lord of the Dark Matter heads towards
the Olive Ocean.
Kirby: We gotta follow him!
Dee: Look!
Kirby: What?
Dee: That machine! I’ve seen it before!
Dee points out a machine that seems to have
a satellite dish on it.
Chilly: The Spence-Machine! It blew up Frogzilla
and most of the seafloor at the Sea of Japan!
