Link Kirby Dukes it Out

by LinkKirby

SETTING:RIPPLE FIELDS

LINKKIRBY: HO HUM

**SPLASH**

LINKKIRBY:HUH?

KINE:HUI LUINKKUIRBY!

LINKKIRBY:HI KINE.

KINE:WAHUT ARE YOU DUIN?

LINKKIRBY:I DUNNO. I MIGHT GO FISHING.

KINE:YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINKKIRBY:JUST KIDDING!

**RICK RUNS UP**

LINKKIRBY:HI RICK!

RICK(BREATHLESS):RAN...ALL...WAY...FROM...CHUCHU'S...

LINKKIRBY:WHATS UP?

RICK:WHEW.....UM... OH YEAH! CHUCHU AND I WERE WATCHING THE POPSTAR OLYMPICS AND..

LINKKIRBY:WHAT???!!!!!DONT TELL ME IM MISSING THE OLYMPICS???????

RICK:NO!!! ITS NOT ABOUT THE OLYMPICS ITS....

LINKKIRBY:THEY HAVENT FINISHED FENCING HAVE THEY? AW, MAN I GOTTA GET GOING HOME!!!!!

RICK:WOULD YOU SHUT UP?????!!!!!!!!

LINKKIRBY:.....

RICK:WE WERE WATCHING THE OLYMPICS AND JUST AS THEY WERE GOING TO LIGHT THE TORCH WITH THE FLAME STAR AND THEY FOUND OUT IT WAS MISSING! AND ONE OF THE GUARDS SAW KING DEDEDE LURKING AROUND THE ARENA!

LK:ILL BET HE STOLE THE FLAME STAR!

RICK:THATS WHAT CHUCHU AND I THINK.

LK:C'MON! WEVE GOT TO GET IT BACK!

**SPLASH**

RICK:THERE GOES KINE.

LK:AT THE FIRST HINT OF ADVENTURE HE DISSAPEARS.

RICK:YUP.

LK:YOU'LL COME, RIGHT?

RICK:ACTUALLY, I CANT. COO IS HAVING ME OVER FOR DINNER.

LK:BUT THIS IS AN EMERGANCY!

RICK:NAGO OR CHUCHU OR PITCH WOULD PRY HELP

LK:#$_%&!@$++*#!!!!!!!!

RICK:WELL, BYE!

**RICK EXITS**

LK:WELL, CHUCHU AND NAGO WILL PRY HELP. PITCH IS SICK, I THINK UNLESS HES BEEN FEELING BETTER THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM. AND ILL GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP TOO.

**BIRDON SWOOPS DOWN**

BIRDON:HEY LINKKIRBY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FLAME STAR?

LK:YEAH, IM GOING TO GET IT BACK. HEY!!YOU CAN COME WITH ME!!

BIRDON:OK

LK:WELL, LETS GO. WELL STOP BY CHUCHU'S AND NAGO'S ON THE WAY TO DARK CASTLE...

**A WHILE LATER**

**OUR FRIENDS LINKKIRBY, BIRDON, AND NAGO ARE WALKING ALONG A PATH**

LK: SO WHERE WAS CHUCHU?

BIRDON:I DUNNO

NAGO:MAYBE SHE WAS TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT THE FLAME STAR...

LK:YEAH

**THEY ARRIVE AT THE FOOT OF A MOUNTAIN**

LK:LETS GO. KING DEDEDE'S CASTLE IS AT THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN

**SEVERAL WADDLE DEE APPEAR**

THE WADDLE DEE:OH WEE OH....WEE OOOOH OH... OH WEE OH...WEE OOH OH...

LK:BATTLE POSITIONS!

NAGO:THEYRE JUST A BUNCH OF WADDLE DEE

LK: EXACTLY. SO LETS GET 'EM!

**THE BATTLE BEGINS**

LK:IM SLICING WADDLE D'S LEFT AND RIGHT..HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

NAGO:FINE

BIRDON:OK...OW!!!

**A WADDLE D HAD SNUCK UP ON BIRDON AND BUMPED HIM!!**

**BIRDON GRABS THE WADDLE D AND SWINGS HIM AROUND AND CHUCKS HIM AWAY**

BIRDON:WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE! HE ALMOST BUMPED ME OFF THE EDGE

NAGO:THEYRE ALL GONE.

LK:LETS GO

**THEY ARRIVE AT THE CASTLE**

**A GROUP OF BLADE KNIGHTS ARE STANDING GUARD**

LK:SHOULD WE FIGHT THEM?

NAGO:THERES ONLY 3 OF THEM. WE EACH TAKE ONE

BIRDON:MARK YOUR MAN!

**THEY SPRING ON THE UNSUSPECTING BLADE KNIGHTS**

BLADE KNIGHT1:HEY!!!

**LINKKIRBY LANDS ON HIM**

LK:TASTE MY SWORD!!!!

**THEY BEGIN TO DUEL**

NAGO:HAH! CALL YOURSELF A KNIGHT!!

**BLADE KNIGHT2 CONTINUALLY HITS NAGO WITH HIS SWORD**

BK2:HEY! IT DOESNT EVEN SCRATCH HIM! I CANT PENETRATE THROUGH THE FAT!!!!

**NAGO BUMPS HIM WITH HIS STOMACH**

**BLADE KNIGHT 2 GOES FLYING**

NAGO:SEE YA

BIRDON:CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!

BLADE KNIGHT 3:HEY!!!! WHENEVER I STRIKE HE DISSAPEARS AND REAPPEARS SOMEWHERE ELSE.

BIRDON:ITS CALLED AGILITY

**BK3 BECOMES SO OBSESSED WITH HITTING BIRDON HE FALLS OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF.**

**MEANWHILE LINKKIRBY AND BLADE KNIGHT 1 ARE JOUSTING FURIOUSLY**

BK1: YOU WILL DIE LINKKIRBY!!!!

LK:FAT CHANCE!

**AS THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES, LINKKIRBY PROVES TO OVERPOWER, AND BLADE KNIGHT IS DEFEATED.**

LK:WHEW!

NAGO: HURRY! LETS GO!

**BIRDON FLIES TO THE SECURITY SENSOR AND DISABLES IT**

LK:HOW WILL WE GET THROUGH THE ARMORED DOORS?

BIRDON:IS THERE A CONTROL PANEL

LK:THAT AND A HECK OF A LOTTA CAMERAS

BIRDON:HOW ABOUT WE USE NAGO'S STOMACH AS A TRAMPOLINE AND WE BOUNCE UP TO THAT WINDOW AND TAKE IT FROM THERE?

LK:WHAT?????WE CAN BOTH FLY! WHY DONT WE JUST FLY UP???

BIRDON:OH YEAH

**THEY FLY UP**

NAGO(CALLING):WHAT ABOUT ME????

LK:TRY TO GET PAST THE CAMERAS OR FIND ANOTHER WAY IN

BIRDON:SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

LK:LETS TRY TO OPEN THE WINDOW

BIRDON:THERE'S NOTHING TO OPEN

LK:HUH?

BIRDON:THERE'S NO GLASS!

LK:THEN LETS GO!

**THEY RUN INTO THE WINDOW**

KING DEDEDE:YAHHHH! LINKKIRBY!!! WHATRE YOU DOING HERE?

LK:GIVE US BACK THE FLAME STAR!!!! NOW!!!!

KING DEDEDE:.....

**KING DDD'S EYES SUDDENLY TURN RED!!!!**

LK:HUH?

BIRDON:HE'S INFESTED BY DARK MATTER!!!!!!

LK:YAHHHH!!!!!

**GIVEN EXTRA STRENGTH FROM DARK MATTER, KING DDD TURNS PURE EVIL AND AN EXTREME CRAVING FOR DESTRUCTION**

K DDD:RAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

LK:EAT DIRT KING DDD!!!!!!!!

BIRDON:AHHHHHH!!!!!NAGO!!!! HELP!!!!!

**LINKKIRBY SWINGS HIS SWORD**

**KING DDD FLICKS IT AWAY WITH HIS HAND**

**IT SLIDES ACROSS THE FLOOR**

BIRDON:LINKKIRBY! HES INVINCIBLE! RUN!!!!

LK:IM UNARMED!!! I NEED MY SWORD!

BIRDON:YOU CAN GET A NEW ONE ! LETS GO!

**BUT KING DDD IS BLOCKING THE ONLY EXIT**

LK:HES IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW!

BIRDON:THE DOOR'S LOCKED!!!

LK & BIRDON:HELLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

NAGO:YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

**HE SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR WITH THE FORCE OF A CANNONBALL**

NAGO:HOW ARE YALL TODAY?

BIRDON:NAGO!!!! KING DDD'S INFESTED BY DARK MATTER!!!!!!

NAGO:HO BOY

LK:HES INDESTRUCABLE!!!!

NAGO: WELL SEE ABOUT THAT!

**KING DDD ATTACKS BUT CANNOT PENETRATE NAGO'S FAT**

NAGO:GET BEHIND ME! ILL SHIELD YOU!

**AS KING DDD PREPARES FOR ANOTHER ATTACK, LINKKIRBY SPRINGS OUT FROM BEHIND NAGO AND SPRINTS TOWARD HIS FALLEN SWORD**

NAGO:LINKKIRBY!!!

BIRDON:COME BACK!!!

LK:ALMOST... THERE...