One day, at Kirby’s house, Kirby
was taking his daily nap, when Coo came flying in.
Kirby: What’s up, Coo?
Coo: Kirby! King Dedede is
working with Meta Knight to construct a mean jelly bean machine!
Kirby: Mmmmmm! Jelly beans!
Coo: You don’t understand! Dedede
will use those jelly beans and plant them to make them grow into
Kirby: Uh-oh! Well, let’s get the
Kirby and Coo knocked on every
door of their friends houses, but they were taking their daily
naps too. The only person awake was Gooey. Meta Knight warned
the King that Kirby, Coo and Gooey were headed to Castle Dedede.
Dedede: Ha ha ha! Well, I’ll make
sure those fools won’t ruin my plans!
Dedede sent Waddle Dees, Super
Dees, Mega Dees, ALL UP TO YOUR ARMPITS IN WADDLE DEES!!
Kirby and gang were on their way.
They saw the army of Waddle Dees.
Kirby and Gooey were run over by
Luckily, Coo was still up in the
Coo: You’ll never get me up here!
Three Waddle Dees flung each
other and took Coo down.
Kirby saved everyone by sucking
up every single Wadd.
Kirby: Yum! They were even better
than jelly beans! Gimme more!!
The three friends then stormed
the Castle. Meta Knight was over the intercom.
Meta Knight: If you want to
destroy the Bean Machine, come to the top!!
Coo: Gooey’s right! We’ll come up
Meta Knight: Hmm, hmm. I don’t
Meanwhile, at the top of the
Waddle Doo: The beans are ready
Dedede: Excellent. Begin firing
Computer: Fire ready in three
Kirby, Coo, and Gooey busted
through the door, all covered in piranhas, piranha plants,
slime, and they were flat as pancakes.
Kirby: Not so fast, King Dedede!
The King was mad. He called all
500 million Waddle Dees to attack mode!
The Waddle Dees were all scared
to be eaten. So they all fled.
Dedede was really furious now.
His inhaling ability had the power of ten thousand Dirt Devil
Vacuums, so he sucked up every thing in the room. Waddle Dees,
jelly beans, everything!
Meta Knight, Kirby, Coo, and
Gooey held their ground. Kirby watched in horror as Dedede
sucked up all the jelly beans!
Kirby: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! How could
you!?! I’ll make you pay for that!
Computer: Jelly Bean tank empty.
Self destruct sequence ready in three minutes. Have a nice day!
Meta Knight: Auggggh! Look what
you did, you crazy King! We’ll be blown to smithereens!
Dark Matter: Exactly my plan!
All of a sudden, Dark Matter (or
Darkster for short) came from the shadows and took the form of
Darkster: We have you outnumbered
4 to 3!
Waddle Doo: Uhhhhhh….. scratch
Waddle Doo put on his swimming
gear and ran away to Orange Ocean.
Kirby: The fight is on!! Yaaah!!
Kirby was duking it out with
Darkster. He transformed into Fighter Kirby and passed
Kirby: You really shouldn’t have
come here. Since you’re feeling the pain you caused other
Darkster: OWOWOW-I’m only
kidding, you fool!
Darkster encased Kirby in
Darkball, and threw him at the Bean Machine.
Computer: Two minutes and ten
Meanwhile, Coo was pecking away
at King Dedede’s head.
Dedede: Hey! You could hurt
someone with that beak of yours!
Coo: Beak? What beak? This is a
Dedede: Oh no!
Oh no is right, because Gooey
foolishly challenged Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: I will turn you into
a million droplets.
Slice! Slice! Slice! That’s what
Meta Knight did.
But Gooey had an idea. All the
little Gooey drops mobbed Meta Knight, and they took off his
mask. Meta Knight did not want to show his face in public, so he
Dedede: Why does everyone-OW!-always
have to run away?!
Computer: T minus ten seconds.
Ten, nine, eight…I don’t know about you, but I’d make like a
Fridge and run!
Coo stopped pecking at Dedede,
and began pecking at the Darkball. He managed to free Kirby.
Kirby: I’m free!
Darkster: Hey! No one breaks my
Computer: Three, two, one,
zeeeerooooo…whew! System deactivated.
Gooey pressed the big green
button with his long tongue.
Coo: Gooey saved the day! With or
without jelly beans!
Dedede: Grrr! Good thing it’s
voice command. All I have to say is “reactivate”!!
Computer: Beep, boop, beep!
Kirby: Run for your lives! Oh,
wait! I got a better idea!
Kirby changed into Stone Kirby,
grabbed everyone (but Dedede and Darkster) and jumped out of the
Darkster: Houston, we have a
Castle Dedede went up in the sky
like a rocket. SKOOOOOOSH!
Coo: Blastoff! We did it, you
Coo: That’s right. Mission
Kirby: Speak for yourself!
I wanted some jelly beans! WAAAAH! (sob!)