Meta-Lance presses a button
on a computer to display Meta-Knights evil plan in order to
see any problems that might pop up. "Plan ready for viewing
Yes, it's all
coming back to me...
Meta-Knights brain flashbacks all the way to his attempt to
stop Kirby from leaving the Halberd.
"Get back here
worthless slime!" screamed Meta-Knight.
"Never!" replied Kirby as
he screeched across the airship.
"You may have won this time
Kirby, but I'm not finished with you yet! I'll be back, when
you least suspect it, I'll be back..."Meta Knight warned as
Kirby made a daring jump of the Halberd. Next Meta-Knight used
his wings to fly back to his old castle (Kirby's Adventure) on
orange ocean. There he contacted his loyal servants over the
phone to tell them he was all right and that they'd come up
with a plan so evil, so complex, Kirby couldn't stop them. It
took a long time to come up with, but it was worth it. While
Kirby was busy collected crystals (Kirby 64) Meta-Knight
was up in space discussing dark matters with Dark Matter.
"So," the evil blob said,
"you know how to stop Kirby, and all I need to do is possess
"But I've done that tons of
times and nothing ever happened."
"This time is different.
You do this to distract Kirby, and while he's not looking,
WHAM! We've got ourselves a pink blob stew for supper!"
"What am I supposed to do?
You make it sound like I say Look Over Here and when his head
is turned you whack him with a mallet."
"No, no, no! It's not like
that at all! Let me explain it to you. Step 1, you possess
King Dedede and use these fake Star Rod pieces I give you to
hide around Dreamland, making it sound like he needs to
collect them in order to defeat you. Step 2, while Kirby is
out collecting junk I take over Popstar with my secret weapon,
the Halberd II."
"What happened to Halberd
I?" questioned Dark Matter.
Meta-Knight replies, "It
failed it's mission because of a flaw in the security system.
Stupid weak crew! This one has all the bugs worked
out, I've been planning it for years! Anyway, onto Step 3.
Naturally Kirby will try and stop me. But I have special
hidden radar systems to track him down inside my ship. Upon
being found, a transporter laser will shoot from the tracking
device to zap him directly into a room full of all his
friends, or so he thinks. They are holograms. Step 4, I come
out along with my crew to threaten him that if he doesn't give
up, his friends will be killed."
"Pretty nice, I mean not
nice, I mean..." complimented Dark Matter, "but...what if he
finds out that they aren't his friends?"
"With all the guards I'll
have in that particular room, plus me, we'll be able to take
him." replied Meta-Knight, "Oh, and hold Kirby on Mount Dedede
for as long as possible. If you can keep him in there, I don't
need to do all that junk."
"I see. You know, this
could be it. This could be the time we finally defeat Kirby!