In the olden days, before DeDeDe,
The star warriors of the Kirb race, the ultimate star warriors
leader was none other than the Meta Knight. Meta was a kind
ruler. He led the star warriors off on their never-ending quest
to give peace everywhere. One night was different. He and all
the others slept unaware of two things. Meta Knight was about to
be kidnapped by DeDeDe’s Grandfather BeBeBe, and two who would
finally bring the star warriors idea to an action were being
born. “Look at Kirby isn’t he cute?” asked Kirby’s Mom.
At the same time Unikirby was
being born. And still at the exact same time, Meta was being
kidnapped. A disaster occurred. Meta was with BeBeBe. And forced
to work for him, else wise the Kirb Planet would be destroyed.
Meta said he’d work. Kirby was going on his first warpstar ride,
and Unikirby was practicing with his first sword. Now this was
in the olden days, and Dark Matter didn’t exist there was only
Light Substance. Light Substance had been at both births and
knew they were special, so he gave both of them some of his
power. Now BeBeBe was planning on blowing Planet Kirb up anyway
and Light Substance sensed this, so, he put himself into
Meta’s son Meta Warrior, felt he
should go save his father, and to do that, he thought, he would
need his father’s Shine Blade. Light Unikirby was off to save
Meta also, and with his hand crafted Star Sword, he thought he
could do it. Kirby, on his way already was close to Popstar when
something hit him, and sliced him into two parts. Kirby was now
only the pure side, while Ybrik, the warrior side (Kirbs had no
bad side), drifted off into space. Kirby is now on Popstar and
the others on his tail, King triple B’s son was giving birth to
DeDeDe, Kirby, in a sense had also just been born.
Unikirby was arriving with Meta
Warrior. Meta Warrior had the Star Shield, Unikirby the Star
Sword, and Kirby had just found the Star Rod. The three sacred
items glowed, and became the Star Blaster. DeDeDe had just spit
up, and Dark Matter came out of it and flew away. Dark flew to
find Marx and Nightmare, and when he did they became Dark Dream.
Light Matter moved Unikirby and the others to Dark Dream where
the blaster separated and became a part of Dark Dream.
“What to do”, the trio thought,
while dodging the attacks, When Ybrik came down with the forth
sacred star item, the Star Shooter. The Star items shined. They
blew to pieces. Light Substance grew brighter, and brighter
until… BOOM! This dazzled the Enemy, giving Meta Warrior
Time to slice and dice with his sword. Time froze. The heroes
did something in that short period of time. They rose.
Unikirby’s Star Sword returned, same with the Star Rod, Star
Shield, and Star Shooter. Time came back. Light Substance was
living inside Unikirby, and gave power, slash, slice, swish; the
Dark Dream was hurt, Kirby’s turn. He jumped into Ybrik and…
FLASH! Blinding light shone through, the Star Rod and Star
Shooter were also now one thing. Kirby took the Star Light.
It paralyzed Dark Dream, Unikirby
and Meta Warrior sliced through, and swung the final blow.
Actually it was Unikirby who swung the final slash. Light
Substance gave him all his energy, and is still recovering
today. BeBeBe blew up Planet Kirb though, and tainted Meta’s
mind. DeDeDe now runs the castle, and Unikirby’s right there to
stop him, unless Kirby gets there first!
They have passed the test of their
friend ship, loyalty, and righteousness their true test; the
test of life is just beginning; this is only the end of the