Siege on Rainbow Resort: Revolt Reload

"Come, Ometon. The Resort is ours for the taking! They won't know what hit them. We attack, now!"

"Uh... why?"

"Why? Why? You want to know why?!? ... I dunno... I ... want to? Let me be a greedy, selfish sleaze ball."

"Now, to arms, my brother! Suit up for war as we ride into battle! My faithful steed, Spunt, will fare me well as his courage is as boundless as his spirit and vitality!"

Zzz...

"Come, brother. Call upon your vestments of war so that we can finally-!"

"Dude, you're killing me here. I didn't mean suit up literally."

"What? That was real? I thought you were having one of your megalomaniac delusion sequences again. Were did that stuff even come from?"

"There's no time for explanations or "logic"! The revolt has begun. Charge, my loyal steed. Onward to victory!"

...

"Man, am I glad I don't have arms to get tired."

"You're still out here? Didn't you see me open it hours ago? I mean, you have a key. You even gave me a copy moons ago. C'mon, no one's home and there's still some leftover fried Tookey in their fridge~!"