Reploid Rampage

"So, anyways, forgetting your need for a head check-"

"That would be nice."

"-what's so important that you need to wake us up fo-"

"Ahem."

"What? Oh... it's you."

"Yep."

"Look, I just want to finish up-"

"No."

"But I just-"

"No."

"Oh, fine then! I'll just leave then. I guess I'm not wanted here, jerkwad. Ya stupid pig head."

"Lousy Gyp taking my place. Why does a bacon with wings even climb walls? Stupid, lousy grumble, grumble..."

"So, yeah. Head check, what's important, ... uh... line?"

"If you're going to forget your lines, could you at least stop eating and take your role more serious?"

"Hm... nah."

"Well, anyway, what I was saying was-"

"Actually, I'll be saying it."

"Oh, well... okay. Can I at least go to the hospital?"

"No. You have to go back to your box."

"Wait a second. Dee was never replaced by Doo!"

"Oh, no. He was just my stunt double for the hill scene. Now, the real star is here."

"Well, if we're rolling out the replacements, we might as well get it out of the way. It would happen sooner or later."

"Oh, snap!"

"Wait... Con got replaced with a giant carrot? When did that happen?"

"Oh, it hasn't yet. It's scheduled in Kirby Wii."

"And when does that come out?"

"Never!"

"Anyhoo, as I was saying, which wasn't me and not to you two, a great evil has befallen Dream Land. A magical mirror has started making replicas of Kirby. However, something is a little different with each one, such as coloration, hair, or cliché scars over the eyes. I don't really know why hair. I mean, these two sprigs are about the most any puffball gets. So, hey, why not have a shambled moptop or spiky anime vomit. That'll fit right in. Morons!"

"Wait, a mirror? You mean, the Dimension Mirror?"

"What? No! A different mirror. There can be more than one enchanted looking glass, why not? Who are you to question it? Are you an expert on mirrors in Dream Land or something?"

"Well, I did get my PhD in mirrology at Pop Star University."

"That's a junk curriculum, and you know it. PSU is only known for its art school and that's it!* The dean isn't even a Simmor. It's the Wiz with a scarf."

"Yeah, but I don't think-"

"You don't get to think! You only get to-"

* See Wander Across Total Oblivion #16

"DIE!"

De-do-de-do-dee!

"Anyone else want to question me questioning facts?"