Yes, yes, I know we've been seeing a lot of "Where did Kirby/Meta Knight/Dark Matter come from?" types of things, but what I want to know is where the penguin comes from. I personally think that, before any of the other three, there was a baby penguin that was hatched out of an egg that fell from the sky. The penguin was adopted by two greedy and selfish cappies, who were slightly insane from the start, calling themselves the king and queen and their adopted son the prince. The baby penguin, like most children, took after his parents and began to march around town holding a scepter made of toilet paper rolls telling his "subjects" to do everything for him. The parents, like I stated, were very greedy, so they spent most of their time counting the huge amount of money they had. One day the young penguin asked, "Was I adopted?" The parents, too busy to pay attention to their adopted child, replied with a quick "yeah sure whatever." This caused the penguin to run away. The parents searched for him, but quickly gave up when they realized they left their money at home unprotected. The penguin grew fatter and fatter, and believed even more that he was the prince and his parents were the rulers. He realized that he needed a huge palace on top of a mountain, and he would name the mountain after himself. He returned to his home several years after he ran away, only to find his foster parents passed away while counting their money for the twenty-seventh thousandth time. The penguin inherited all the money, and soon built his palace on top of the mountain he claimed his own. He bought a sidekick and even tried to buy the town. This didn't work out like he planned, however. The penguin, a self-proclaimed king, was of course Dedede. That's his origin, from what I figure. The egg from the beginning fell off of a spaceship full of caring, nice penguins. Just look at how their real son turned out :P