Playing a Kirby game such as Super Star, you, or Kirby,
rather, inhale countless enemies, food, items, and blocks.
As you happily watch Kirby devour and copy, you hardly give
a thought to how he can possibly eat all that and stay the
same size. Well, as you get deeper into Kirby fandom, you
look deeper into Kirby. How can he hold all of that...
STUFF? More importantly, does he even have a stomach? We're
about to find out, on this episode of....
INSIDE KIRBY! *HOUSE*
1. Mouth and Stomach
Kirby inhales and eats in this simple animation...
(Animation is cruddy because I am a lazy poop...XD)
As
you can see, he grows larger when the Bronto Burt is in his
mouth. Now, normally, when you have something in your mouth,
only your cheeks get bigger. Kirby just gets temporarily
fat, and then swallows. This suggests that Kirby doesn't
even have a mouth, but only a stomach. But then, what is the
"swallowing"? Unless..... EWWW! XP
But,
ya don't see anything, so this remains a mystery.
2. Shrinkishness
The
question remains, how does Kirby stay the same size? You'd
think he has a fast, fast, fast metabolism, but if that was
true, you couldn't play the game without Kirby needing to go
every 5 minutes... XD So, he stores it. But think, if Kirby
were to eat 5 Grizzos...
He'd be HUGE!
XD
So
the Grizzos must shrink before being inhaled.
Or
before being stepped on....
3. Stardom
Let's say teh Kirbster sucked up something he didn't like,
like.....A Sir Slippy! Frog Slime doesn't taste good, so
Kirby wants to spit it out! When he does, however, it's no
longer a Slippy. It is now a star... No one knows what this
means, yet....
Anyway, thoughts to ponder, you could even make a topic on
this at the message boards and discuss it! This has been SCK,
see ya!