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 Post subject: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 9th, 2020, 11:27 pm 
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Why is it that every time I use the super edgy Kirby theory generator, every theory I get is actually fact?
These are all the theories I've gotten so far:
-Meta Knight has color-changing eyes
-Shadow Dedede is a clone
-Queen Sectonia is a girl
-Knuckle Joe lost his dad
-Shadow Dedede is mind controlled
-Queen Sectonia has a Soul form
-GIM is a robot
-Ribbon is a fairy
-Blade Knight is actually a girl
-Ado is a human
-Magolor is a wizard
-NME Salesman was hired to kill Kirby

ALL OF THESE ARE JUST CANON FACTS. WTH.
MK'S EYES DO CHANGE COLOR, SHADOW DEDEDE IS DEDEDE'S MIRROR WORLD CLONE WHO IS BEING MIND CONTROLLED FIRST BY DMK AND THEN BY DARK MIND, QUEEN SECTONIA IS CLEARLY NOT A GUY AND SECTONIA SOUL IS A THING, AND KNUCKLE JOE'S DAD ACTUALLY IS DEAD.

GIM IS LITERALLY A YO-YO ROBOT.

RIBBON IS LITERALLY A FAIRY.

BLADE KNIGHT IS A GIRL IN JAPAN.

ADELEINE/ADO IS OBVIOUSLY A HUMAN AND MAGOLOR IS QUITE CLEARLY A WIZARD.
WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE OBVIOUS RESULTS.

EDIT-- OKAY NOW I JUST GOT "NIGHTMARE IS A MAN"
SERIOUSLY?! WOW I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, THANKS FOR TELLING ME. I THOUGHT NIGHTMARE WAS A GIRL.

SMH EDGY KIRBY THEORY GENERATOR, I THOUGHT YOU WERE EDGIER THAN THIS

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"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"

"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 10th, 2020, 8:27 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Dream Land 3
Location: Primp Town
I TOLD YOU

THE EDGY KIRBY THEORY GENERATOR TELLS NO LIES.

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im kidd, im like kirb but due to my extended realization of the emotional abuse and toxcicity from my mom and total isolation from the outside word along with way too much exposure to gay danganronpa 2 ship art in which pixiv absolutely !@#$% me up on that end since it has a lot of nsfw i've become more cranky, volatile, and passive agressive.
i'm trying to be nice though im sorry if i upset you /srs
also heres some tone indicators since ill probably use them a lot
FRIEND!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 10th, 2020, 11:46 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Epic Yarn
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APPARENTLY.

IF I EVER GET "DARK MATTER IS A SUNFLOWER" OR "GOOEY IS A BLOB", I JUST GIVE UP.

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"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"

"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 10th, 2020, 4:19 pm 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Dream Land 3
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WAIT DARK MATTER IS A SUNFLOWER

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im kidd, im like kirb but due to my extended realization of the emotional abuse and toxcicity from my mom and total isolation from the outside word along with way too much exposure to gay danganronpa 2 ship art in which pixiv absolutely !@#$% me up on that end since it has a lot of nsfw i've become more cranky, volatile, and passive agressive.
i'm trying to be nice though im sorry if i upset you /srs
also heres some tone indicators since ill probably use them a lot
FRIEND!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 11th, 2020, 12:19 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Epic Yarn
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COME ON, TELL ME HE ISN'T

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I DARE YOU

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"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"

"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 11th, 2020, 10:52 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Dream Land 3
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I THOUGHT HE JUST HAD A WEIRD BALL MANE

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im kidd, im like kirb but due to my extended realization of the emotional abuse and toxcicity from my mom and total isolation from the outside word along with way too much exposure to gay danganronpa 2 ship art in which pixiv absolutely !@#$% me up on that end since it has a lot of nsfw i've become more cranky, volatile, and passive agressive.
i'm trying to be nice though im sorry if i upset you /srs
also heres some tone indicators since ill probably use them a lot
FRIEND!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 11th, 2020, 1:30 pm 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Epic Yarn
Location: Royal Road
THEY LOOK LIKE SUNFLOWER PETALS-

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"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"

"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 11th, 2020, 1:47 pm 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Dream Land 3
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I MEAN, NOT REALLY TO ME??

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im kidd, im like kirb but due to my extended realization of the emotional abuse and toxcicity from my mom and total isolation from the outside word along with way too much exposure to gay danganronpa 2 ship art in which pixiv absolutely !@#$% me up on that end since it has a lot of nsfw i've become more cranky, volatile, and passive agressive.
i'm trying to be nice though im sorry if i upset you /srs
also heres some tone indicators since ill probably use them a lot
FRIEND!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 12th, 2020, 12:42 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Epic Yarn
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THEY LOOKED LIKE FLOWER PETALS TO ME

AND APPARENTLY ALSO TO THE CREATOR OF THE EDGY KIRBY THEORY GENERATOR

WHO ACTUALLY DREW DARK MATTER AS A SUNFLOWER

ARGUING WITH FLOWERED SECTONIA

OVER WHO WAS A BETTER FLOWER

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"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"

"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 12th, 2020, 1:10 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Dream Land 3
Location: Primp Town
I MEAN, THE EDGY KIRBY THEORY GENERATOR NEVER LIES SO

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im kidd, im like kirb but due to my extended realization of the emotional abuse and toxcicity from my mom and total isolation from the outside word along with way too much exposure to gay danganronpa 2 ship art in which pixiv absolutely !@#$% me up on that end since it has a lot of nsfw i've become more cranky, volatile, and passive agressive.
i'm trying to be nice though im sorry if i upset you /srs
also heres some tone indicators since ill probably use them a lot
FRIEND!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Whyyy
PostPosted: January 12th, 2020, 1:46 am 
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Favorite Kirby Game: Kirby's Epic Yarn
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DARK MATTER IS A SUNFLOWER :D

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—————————
"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"

"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"


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