Why is it that every time I use the super edgy Kirby theory generator, every theory I get is actually fact?
These are all the theories I've gotten so far:
-Meta Knight has color-changing eyes
-Shadow Dedede is a clone
-Queen Sectonia is a girl
-Knuckle Joe lost his dad
-Shadow Dedede is mind controlled
-Queen Sectonia has a Soul form
-GIM is a robot
-Ribbon is a fairy
-Blade Knight is actually a girl
-Ado is a human
-Magolor is a wizard
-NME Salesman was hired to kill Kirby
ALL OF THESE ARE JUST CANON FACTS. WTH.
MK'S EYES DO CHANGE COLOR, SHADOW DEDEDE IS DEDEDE'S MIRROR WORLD CLONE WHO IS BEING MIND CONTROLLED FIRST BY DMK AND THEN BY DARK MIND, QUEEN SECTONIA IS CLEARLY NOT A GUY AND SECTONIA SOUL IS A THING, AND KNUCKLE JOE'S DAD ACTUALLY IS DEAD.
GIM IS LITERALLY A YO-YO ROBOT.
RIBBON IS LITERALLY A FAIRY.
BLADE KNIGHT IS A GIRL IN JAPAN.
ADELEINE/ADO IS OBVIOUSLY A HUMAN AND MAGOLOR IS QUITE CLEARLY A WIZARD.
WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE OBVIOUS RESULTS.
EDIT-- OKAY NOW I JUST GOT "NIGHTMARE IS A MAN"
SERIOUSLY?! WOW I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, THANKS FOR TELLING ME. I THOUGHT NIGHTMARE WAS A GIRL.
SMH EDGY KIRBY THEORY GENERATOR, I THOUGHT YOU WERE EDGIER THAN THIS
"Now then, hero of the Lower World...
You would risk your life for this land?
You would stand against me, the ruler of the
heavens? Very well... You will bow before the great
Queen Sectonia! My beauty rivals the divine...
And my power will crush all that you hold dear!"
"Bah... Aha... I see... I expected as much from the
hero chosen by the Dreamstalk. But I wonder...
how will you handle this? You see, true beauty...
is control. The Dreamstalk has guided you thus
far. But its bloom... will be your doom!"