NintendoIke "Now Dedede...just sign here and your marriage troubles
will be no more."
"Hmmmm...are you legally able to divorce us?
"I don't know. Were you legally able to marry Meta-Knight?
ChaosKnight N.M.E.:..and remember, signing here means you cant sue us
if Bonkers decides that you are a nail that has to be pounded...
Kirbygurl
"Sign up now and you can be the proud owner of Penguins
Monthly! You also get a free pair of neon sunglasses with your purchase!
Order now!"
Shadow Salesguy: Just sign this contract and sell your soul to
us!
King DDD: Sure! *Grabs pen*
Emperor Peel-Off Just sign the dotted line, and you will get a bunch of
demonic mages that will kill everyone,
including you and the people who are wathcing
this! Courtesy of NME! Whaddya think Dedede?
Fier
Salesguy: I'm SO Glad you signed this, King D... Now you're
part of my prostitution ring! Say hello to Big Papa Salesguy!!
Pyrasaur
Submission: Dedede: "Whattaya mean Ah gotta give ya mah firstborn
child?!"
Name: Meta-Fish Dedede: Oh boy... I didn't sign anything
I'd regret when I got smashed last night did I?
Evil Wizard Kirby NME Salesperson: ofmgz sign contract mr pegnwin
Dedede: stfu noob! ur contract is as dumb as a dum contract
NME Salesperson: omgomgomgomg omg omg !!!!11
Joshua Forrer N.M.E. Salesman: Just sign here and you can have all the
killer Kirby clones err, I mean
beutiful slave women you want King Dedede.
SANDWICHMASTA
N.M.E.: Hello there good sir, would you like a fat pink
marshmallow that copies peoples powers and likes to foil a chubby blue
penguin's plans?
DeDeDe:You had me at fat pink marshmallow!
Anonymous Where will YOU be when brain-freeze kicks in?
KirbyDude898 NME Sales Guy: "You missread the fine print, this is for
CONTRACTING the cold!"
Shadow Salesguy: Just sign this contract and sell your soul to us!
King DDD: Sure! *Grabs pen*
Genki Katchum NME Salesguy - Sorry, buddy. Says right here in the 4kids contract that you have to sound like an annoying hick for about 3 more
seasons.
Dedede - But that a'int fair! I'm gettin' me a headache from all this
funny talkin'!
Meryu
Submission: Our special today is untrustworthy Contracts. Buy one get
one free!
Name: Rapidkirby3k N.M.E. Sales Guy: Congrats dude, you just got a Dell!
King Dedede: I got a what?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Does a computer ring a bell?
