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Silent Tengu
What do you guys think about KW and Ivyna? Does it bother you that they get all the real questions while you guys deal with stupid questions, like this one?
W4K: Doesn't really bother me really.
GK: It's actually quite fun! I get to yell at people a lot!
Flosty: Well, we still don't always get the idiotic stuff... *cough*SHADOW*cough*idiot*wheeze*
MZ: Actually, I specifically asked to do the stupid questions. If it weren't for stupid questions, I would be out of work
Bagel: There's no plot to foil their empire.. nope...

..yet... << >>
PD:I think that they are people that work here, as for the questions, I'm just a quest appearance you could say.
PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how does kirby kill wolfwrath
W4K: Err.. Kirby sliced him in half?
GK: comment.

Bagel: dot
MZ: He sliced him in half... with GALAXIA... and made a bologna sandwich out of him! hahha! I'm even more specific! :P
Flosty: sliced him in half... with GALAXIA. hahha I'm more specific :P
PD: He just does
RMDDD
Hey guys! Don't you think that RMDDD is so cool? Gosh, he is so innovative and cool, and suave, and devinaire, or however you spell it. Would you all agree? I sure would!! Boy, that RoboMechaDeDeDe, he really makes me smile. Gosh, but anyways, you sad grimy mailbag-type-people, since everyone always sends you e-mail asking about your favorite ice creams and cheeses and horsefly, I decided I would ask you all something. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CONDIMENT???
W4K: Ok time to be honest. RMDDD I just think you're a little kid that craves attention. Being stupid also shows your ignorance. That is all
GK: OH! I finally got it! Kirby sliced him in half with Meta Knight's sword, the Galaxia!.... Crap.

Bagel: RMDDD needs to chill down a bit, methinks. And as for my favorite condiment.. salt.
MZ: He sliced him in half... with GALAXIA... and made a bologna sandwich out of him! hahha! I'm even more specific! :P
Flosty: .
MZ: Sugar, because a spoon full thereof helps the medicine go down.
MW: I'm curious... about RMDDD's ataomoy... Mind if I sclice you in half?
Dedade
have sent lots of fan art but none of it shows up.I want a refund! ^_^ But I'm still mad becuase it says it will show it but it dosen't show up.
W4K: Some Fanart won't be accepted if it doesn't meet a certain standards
GK: HA. HA. MAILBAG = FAN ART. HEHEHEHEEEEE!11

MW: Its Ivyna's flaut. She hated your art and baleted it.
Bagel: A refund, you say? And by that you mean that you paid Ivyna money?
MZ: If he paid Ivyna money for the fanart, I think he should give us each a dollar for answering his question in such a helpful manner.
Flosty: IT'S ALL HER FLAUT.
PD: Er...yeah, what they said.
a guy of no importance
Hi! it's me again, the last guy from mailbag #26. I have questions. 1.What is your favorite animal? Hold on... I have to use the bathroom............ Hello? sorry, question 2.Do you think their is an alternate dimension? Like a place where pigs fly, fish walk on land, milk and bacon rain, and we run around in circles screaming
W4K: Looks like this one got cut off. Anyways my favorite animal is a umm Wolf? ;D and I don't think there are any other dimension
GK: I like ferrets and if there were an alternate universe, everyone'd have a goatee
MW: I could go for a nice drink right now... Excuse me for a moment...











Back... Now where were we?
Bagel: My favorite animal is a penguin, and I won't try to answer the incomplete #2, because it's clear to see that it would've made no sense whatsoever.
MZ: 1) Dragons. Especially if they have cool names, like the Dragons of Eternity, and Bob. 2) There must be another dimension. How else would I have my cool Dragons of Eternity and Bob?
Flosty: 1. HOW RUDE 2. Well, the universe is a pretty big place, so there's gotta be one out there somewhere. Maybe there's an alternate universe where I -gasp- tipe liek dis n tri 2 b seerius @ da saem tiem
PD: 1. Although my name suggests otherwise, I'd have to say wolves. 2. If there is an alternate dimension I would love to send people to it >.>, oh and by the way, people here run around in circles screaming anyway.
Patrick
My IP address was banned from your site and I was hoping someone could tell me why?
W4K: Can you be more specific on what "site" means
GK: We can't reall ban people from the site, only the Oekaki/Artboards/Forums, and if you were banned from those, it's from being BAD D:<
MW: Yes... You could... From all aspects of interaction on the site... But anything else can be the same, but it take some doing on our part.
Bagel: I don't think people are banned from the site itself
MZ: I think he likely means the boards, in which case we can assume that he was either bad or he has AOL and somebody else with AOL did something bad.
Flosty: and also maybe give us your username? If it's on the board, it may be because of dynamic IP's or possibly even because of -gasp again- me. D:
PD: Uh, could you be a bit more specific there, I don't think you can get banned from the site itself. Either way though I have no clue =D.
Protoman777
Can you please update the abillitys section in Kirby Super Star? I've been checking for an update on it since forever!!!
W4K: We DON'T update the games section. Check the staff page and e-mail the correct people.
MW: GK is gonna be MAD! D:
GK: BY GOLLY I'll do this slowly....
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MZ: Dang, GK beat me to it. Otherwise, I'd really let you have it.
Flosty: .again
PD: Yes, them's there mailbag folk don't handle other sections, and I only do fan thoughts.
The (ever annoying) Name
Bagel and MZ are undercredited. Give them a round of applause... or something.
W4K: Umm.. sure *claps*
GK: MZ and Bagel are cool :D
MW: The maillbag shall, from now on, have more standing ovations! *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: YES. I AM YOUR MASTER. GIVE ME.. APPLAUSE
MZ: Yesssss! Eleventy billion cheers for MZ and his evil minion Bagel!
Flosty: Look at what you made MW start doing! D:
PD: Err...yes, huzzah for Bagel and MZ
Jarredchili
Why is MetaWarps sign a yoshi with a halo?
W4K: Because Metawarps wants too have that as his icon.
GK: HALO3 FOR THE HALOBOX: RISE OF THE MOTHER OF THE COUSIN OF JAWS 3d

MW: That is not -my- halo. That Halo belongs to the person on my back. *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: No.
PD: I would say something, but there is no way I would be able to top GK there.
MZ: I can top GK.... GIVE ME A DOLLAR!
Flosty: Don't know why. I wish I was a MW, then I'd know. >:E
Kirby's #1 Fan
OK, so maybe a 3-D Kirby game would be kinda weird. :( Oh, and Frosty, I still admire all of your dedication to Kirby.
W4K: Yes
GK: megustaMUCHOSburritos

MW: How long must I say it won't be werid... There are systems out there, some of them might even be easier to work than the 2D format. The only reason we have not gotten one was Sakurai didn't work on K64 to slap the staff out of thier laziness, and Kirby Aire Ride was his last wish to finish the only cancelled game before he left HAL. *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: ..Good for you. ;D
MZ: A GK le gusta mucho "little donkeys"! Viva la revoluccion!
Flosty: THANK YOU!!!!! :D
TheBlueAvenger
how does kirby kill wolfwrath
Just curious, but why are there two links to IGN on your site? I can understand them sponsoring you, but the links are 1 pixel by 1 pixel... Thanks.
GK: I never saw it o_O
Bagel: Yes, I've seen it. It's absolutely marvelous. :O
MZ: I like cheese
Flosty: You mean the one in the upperleft corner on the front page and the one in the center of the main page? Yeah, they're adds, but about the 1 x 1 pixel thing, it seems to be an intentional thing. The picture itself is call "pixy.gif", and it's alternate text is 1 x 1 pixel.
 PD: Hmm, two links I don't know, but the reason they are 1 X 1 pixel is not only for comedy's sake, but to get you to go there by sparking your curiosity.
patrick
meta warp those mp3s for magic mirror suck i dont have a game spy id can you help me? and i try to make one but page couldn't be displade uh...is that the way to spell it?
W4K: Simple answer is GET A GAMESPY ID
GK: I don't like FilePlanet. It's KW's fault XD
MW: The reason why it would not work for you is that you didn't have an active gamespy ID. Our host does not want too many chunk files on the site, and from now on we have to use FilePlanet for most files. If you want a GameSpy ID, goto gamespy.com. *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: There's a difference between the actual MP3's sucking and you not having a FilePlanet account.
MZ: Errr.... *follows suit with a *STANDING OVATION!*!*
Flosty: How do you know the Mp3's suck if you can't even download them? *STANDING "OVATION"*
PD: Uh...yeah...what they said.
KindarSpirit: Thanks for thinking the MP3s I ripped suck! It just inspires us all to make more stuff for more ungrateful visitors. ^_^
Name
Sorry about writing all these letters lately, but I have a voice to be heard. :) Anyways, I have an idea for a new fan section. It's called Fan Copy Abilities. Fan's can create their own copy ability for Kirby and send it to this section with a description. Could someone get something like this going?
W4K: Hmm... lets see does the site admin think this is good ;)
GK: WE EM SITE ADMEENSE Hey, I just got an idea! Maybe since so many people think we run the whole site, we actually COULD run the whole site :D!
MW: Wouldn't that be, just like fan art? *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: (what the others said)
MZ: I think GK's on to something.... All we need to run this site is followers.... and if people think we run the site anyway... YES! GLOBAL DOMINATION IS MINE... err... OURS!
Flosty: We might start having too many fan sections... D:
PD: What Bagel said. And, they are the mailbag staff, they shall assimilate you, resistance is futile
killboypat
i cant get too be a site staff i want to but it wont let me
W4K: And we are suppose to feel sorry for you? Seriously not everyone can just be staff in just an instant
GK: There is not any position we need filled yet... I don't think anyways...
MW: So many suckers wanting to work at this place... If you wanna be staff, you'll have to find a REASON OMGWTFLOLOLZ for you to be worth of site staff. *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: ...It?
MZ: Do we get to point and laugh at the non-staffers yet?
Flosty: ... I can kinda see why...
tommy
if or when you where a kid what was your favorate toy?
W4K: My favorite toy was my SNES. YES! it's a toy to me ;)
GK: I liked remote control cars
MW: I had my train set... >> *STANDING OVATION*
Bagel: IF or when? :o And probably a little stuffed animal polar bear. :D (wow, two emoticons in one response)
MZ: Errg... I'll answer the first part of it, the IF part. No.
Flosty: sliced him in half... with GALAXIA. hahha I'm more specific :P
PD: I used to like little toy cars, I must have over 5,000 of them. But now that I've grown up a bit, I'm into real cars =D
Last Updated - 5.31.04