been a while since our last mailbag! We've all been really busy
with vacation and now the beginning of school, but we'll be more
regular now that we're in our routines. =) This mailbag was
great, keep sending questions!
Wing Star Rider:
mailbag people. I love all of your sense of humors and the way Glod is
constantly putting people down. Way way way down......... Any way keep
on being great mailbag people!!!! or else....
P.S. Kindarspirit and Glod what is the secret to being so daggum
Unfortunately, the secret to being awesome is to do the KRR
mailbag. As neither of them do it, they are no longer quite as awesome
as I or Bagel. Look it up. It's a fact.
Bagel: What RMD says is
true, however he neglected to mention that we're holding Kindar and
Glod in custody. Oh no, nothing too bad, don't worry.
They just need slight... adjustements. =) And when
we're done with them, the world will be a much better place.
For all of us. =)
so glad the mailbags back up. But anyway, do either of you
have an idea when Kirby Squeaker Squad will come out
December 4th, 2006.
Bagel: Well, my sources tell
me that it will apparently be December 4th, 2006.
that Kirby and the crap question was wierd, but now, I've got some more
1:Why do sword and blade have australian accents?
2: Why is sword knight from kirby games taken off of Sword but there is
no Blade enemy?
3: I don't get it, what is Meta Knights intention? Is he testing Kirby
4: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar :)
Anyways nice restoration of the mailbag
(If you are wondering who I am, I'm Ampharose from the chatroom)
1 Because you touch yourself at night.
2 See answer 1.
3 Is this about the game or the poorly thought out anime?
4 I'm in ur cookie jar, committing a misdemeanor.
1 They saw Crocodile Dundee but weren't entirely satisfied.
2 Why is the sun hot? Why is the sky blue? It is
the way of the world, my child, and the sooner you can accept it, the
sooner you can embark on your journey toward destiny.
3 He just wants the cookie that's in Kirby's overalls. Like
that episode of Family Guy. Yeah.
4 The Dominion.
HELO THAR SURS. MAY I SHUUT UR FAECES AND FEED TEHM TO MY
'Kay, that's enough of that, mur. >> I was just wondering
if there was anyone planning to work on the Helper guide in the KSS
section? If not, I guess I could help make a guide or something, mur.
Are we supposed to know this stuff? I don't know this stuff. BAGEL YOU
KNOW THIS STUFF RIGHT
Bagel: Well, that isn't our
jurisdiction, but if you could talk to me or Kindar about it some time,
you could help out. I think she's working on that or
something similar though.
love this site! Here's a cool HTML that is perfect for this site! It
shows how many people are online on that site at a time! The code is
below! Add it next to the counters.
Bagel: Kyler, just killed a
man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger,
now he's dead. Kyler, life had just begun, but now I've gone
and thrown it all away. Kyler, oooooh, didn't mean to make
you cry. If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on,
carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come. Sent shivers
down my spine, body's aching all the time. Goodbye everybody,
I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the
truth. Kyler, oooooh, I don't wanna die. I
sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
KYLER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT. KYLER YOU MUST UNDO THIS. FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND
KYLER UNDO THESE TERRORS. UNDO THEM NOW! THE PATH WILL BE UNCLEAR, YOUR
JOURNEY WILL BE LONELY, BUT WITHOUT YOUR ACTION, THE INTERNET, A SERIES
OF TUBES, SHALL BE OVERFLOWED. HOW SHALL WE RECEIVE OUR INTERNETS NOW?
HOW? DARN IT KYLER DON'T DO THIS
DON'T DO THIS
Winged Star 4ever:
Glad the mailbags up again it's one thing that gives me some comedy in
But it will never be the same without Glod's insults at people who
think mailbaggers run the site.
Gotta Jet me and Dragoon are having a fight in free run.....
Hydra will KILL DRAGOON!!!!!
What is a glod? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets!
Don't worry about glod. We'd just cramp his style, mang. Just be
cramping the poor dude's style.
Bagel: Oh so you
huh? So we're not
good enough, huh? You think just because you can
send us something, we're going to take your insults and never fight
back, don't you? Well, buddy, you're right. Have a
nice day. ^_^
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¡Ha! ¡Ha! ¡Estoy
utilizando el Internet!
Bagel: I'm going to
Ya'll, me again :D (The passionate Kirby fan)
After all those comments, I 4got to ask my question. See, I've been
playin' Kirby Dreamland 3 for about months now and I CAN'T BEAT THE
BOSS BUTCH!!! Ima bout to pull my hair out and I kinda need some help,
if ya'll can lend me a hand would sure be appreciated. Remember, i did
say good stuff bout the site - help a sista out.
Thats all, tank you. ;D
Boss Butch is the KDL3 equivalent of... nothing. It's in its own
league, really.What's the order again? I have no clue. Whispy, Acro,
George Zimmer founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse, Pon and Con, Dedede,
and then Dark Matter, right? Basically, you have to pace yourself. You
can't get any damage until the end. You might be giving yourself leeway
and letting yourself get hit during Dedede-- don't do that. Dark Matter
does not let up. And don't let the music or the crazy backgrounds
Bagel: Actually RMD, I think
it was Whispy, Acro, Don
Zimmer, Gul Dukat, King Dedede, and Dark Matter, but that's beside the
point. In all seriousness, I know very few people who have
actually beaten the KDL3 Boss minigame legitimately. I'd
suggest you take it slow. Or you could cheat.
Cheating would work.
you either of you guys happen to recall the page where KirbyWarrior
described how to perform the 'Splash' ability on Kirby's Adventure?
I think it was on one the of the guru pages, but I can't seem to find
the right one.
Bagel: No, but I can tell
you where to get a telescoping spoon at a discount price.
If only Marx were still by my side to see this with his very own
AGAIN!! I AM KICKING YOUR BUTT IN THE
A spectre is haunting Europe -- the spectre of communism. Are you
a bad enough mailbag dude to take out the proletariat?
Bagel: My willingness to
recognize said kick has a direct correlation to your willingness to do
a barrel roll.
UM UM UM I NEED TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PIRANHA PLANTS DO YOU LIKE THEM DO YOU HATE THEM
I KNOW THIS IS A KIRBY THEMED MAILBAG BUT SERIOUSLY
ANYWAYS I HAVE TO GO TO STEVE'S PARTY THERE ARE GIRLS OKAY SO BYE
Plant to the right of
Plant to the left of them, Piranha
Plant to the front of them volley'd and thunder'd: Stormed
at with vine and fireball, Boldly
they rode and well, Into
the jaws of Death, Into
the mouth of Steve's party rode the six hundred.
The only lame Pirahna Plant I've met are the ones in the Ice World in
SMB3. Otherwise, they're really fair, and easy enough to avoid that I
can't say I have any problem with them at all. Actually there might've
been one in World 8 that was lame too, but nah, Pirahna Plants are good
people. And by that I mean evil mutant carnviorous plants who don't
give me too much trouble so I'm okay with them. Kind of like my
neighbours to the right (my
right). I mean, I've never talked to them, and they keep
the light on in the room across from my bedroom window on until 3 in
the morning, but they're good people too.
day, Sir Prettybird and Sir Robo Prettybird. How are you today? I am
fine, thank you. I shall ask you things.
1: Morgan Freeman is not answering my calls! Why is he not answering my
2: plz mack sevin mor gcn rbot battlestar galatica kirby gams 4 me or i
eet ur blu hair in the face beagl.
3: I can't get to sleep until 3:00 AM. What is wrong with me?
4: Also, RMD. why are you grey all the time? Have you been feeling
depressed lately? :<
Thanks for whatever the heck you both are about to say. By the way,
good luck, you two on making the Kirby Air Ride game for the DS :)
1 I guess he's still mad about that whole Christmas Party thing last
year. You should really apologize to him about that.
2 Battlestar Galactica? Nah, he just watches Deep Space Nine and
3 It's just your horomones.
1 Morgan Freeman is a sensitive man, maybe you
should write him a sincere letter apologizing for how you've behaved
and affirming your faith in his abilities, then try calling him again.
2 No. And I prefer Reading Rainbow: Deep Space Nine.
3 I wish I could fall asleep that early!
4 RMD types in grey
because he's two kool four skool. The fact that I just typed
out the numbers "2" and "4," and at the same time replaced the word
"for" with "four" as well as "cool" with "kool" and "school" with
"skool" indicates that I am also two kool four skool (hey, I did it
can't beleive how many people think you're the people who make OFFICIAL
Kirby games and such. I suggest you put up a big giant thing
proclaiming "WE ARE JUST A FANSITE. WE DON'T MAKE THE GAMES,
hope they're in the minority and such action isn't necessary. :(
Bagel: I believe it.
I've learned to believe a lot of things after doing the
mailbag for so long!
Squeak Squad already out in Japan? December is kinda close to where we
are right now.
It's nice to see that mailbag is back but...
DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE KIRBY GURUS ARE DEAD!? WHERE ARE YOU
KIRBYWARRIOR AND IVY?
Squad is not out in Japan yet. I just checked this marvelous site
called IGN.com, and whilst it says nothing about Japan, we'll be
getting the game December 4th. What Japan's doing I don't know, but
they don't even have a title announced for that country. HAL's PR must
suck, basically. But keep in mind this is the same country where
Octopus-chan is a delightful snack during lunch time, and Hello Kitty
can make 37 year old businessmen act like little children. I'm sure
they have something up their sleeves.
and PS Kirby Gurus is a fat. Mailbag is cooler.
Bagel: No, it isn't, but
probably will be soon. As for Gurus, there were a few sides
to the problem. First of all, there weren't enough questions
at the end. Also, Ivy and KW were busy with other things.
Oh, and it was very difficult having both mailbag and Gurus
simultaneously, so I decided that it would be better to just bring back
mailbag as one big thing where you can ask whatever you want.
EXEGGCUTE used BARRAGE!
What should DEBAGELDOND and RMD do?
Hold on. Exeggcute outside of the Safari Zone? Excuse me while I spend
several weeks biking through this single patch of grass trying to get a
shiny Exeggcute. Because shiny Exeggutor is awesome. Exeggutor in
general is. One of my many favourites. Seriously. I'm gonna bike
through the patch until I get a shiny Exeggcute-- I spent 2 weeks
trying for a shiny Porygon, you think I wouldn't do this?!?!
Bagel: Are you trying to
say that I can't throw a ROCK at it? =(
The mailbag is back! I used to love reading these things! I'm
kirbyfan919191 on the boards and I only have two questions (Less work
for you ^_^) Anyhoo, I just wanted to ask where Kindarspirit is. She's
never here now...
And number two is where are all the other mailbag answerers? Wan't
there five of them long time ago?
Bagel: Kindar is around from
time to time, but right now she's not very available. If you
have any questions about the site, you can direct them at me and Ivy.
As for all the other mailbag answerers, it got really hectic
having so many people, and a lot of them quit too. I was one
of the people when there were five, and at one point there were seven.
XD But now we've changed to two for now, and I don't think
we'll ever have more than three.
Murder most foul.
What are the
abilities for Kirby Squeak Squad?
Well, KSqSq is going to be on the Nintendo DS. You'll be able to use
touch screen action, traditional controls, and maybe even the
microphone to react with software made for this new and revolutionary
hardware, the so-called third pillar of Nintendo gaming, which despite
everyone's blind belief, did turn out to replace the GBA, and now, we
have to buy another handheld just so we can tap the screen with a stick.
Bagel: That's not known yet. It
looks like it might be similar to the last couple of GBA games, as far
as abilities go.
Skilled Pudding Magician:
What do you
get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
A stupid e-mail, that much is for certain.
Bagel: The guy on the Pringles cans.
Hey, I have a
question about the Kaabi Subs (which pwn btw)
Do they actually swear that much in the Japanese version? Or is it just
some word that dosen't translate well into english?
Ask Ivy. I know Japan's a lot more liberal about swearing though, since
Megatron told Optimus Prime to "quit firetrucking
around" on Saturday morning stuff once, and that's by far not a single
occurance. At the same time though, keep in mind some subs will throw
in swear words just to make it seem like the show they're translating
is that much cooler. How Ivy translates I don't know. Last I heard, she
has a kindly old man locked up in her cellar and she hands him scripts
and he translates in exchange for more octopus-chan lunch snacks.
Kawaii neko baka-san!!!
Bagel: I'm not sure, ask Ivy. I
wouldn't be surprised if there was more swearing, I know the Japanese
are a lot more lax about it.
OMG, I was
reading the mailbag and I'd like to clear up something about metenight.
In Amazing mirrior, there is a mirrior meta night just like there is a
mirrior kirby (the gray-colored one, not the colored ones), he is not
possessed by nightmare.
THE BEST ABLITY IS SMASH (Amazing mirrior)!!!! but I don't see that in
the "ablities" section......
your favorite ablites are.....
The ability to dodge your question by acting like a smart-alec is
probably my personal favourite.
Bagel: Well, I've always liked Ice, I also
like Laser in Kirby's Adventure, as well as the Firework (Fire+Bomb)
ability in Kirby 64.
1.) I do not
care how bad you say those fan fics I asked about are. I've read worse.
So I insist you give me a link to at lease one of them.
2.) do you believe that Kirby is a baby in the video games as well as
in the anime?
3.) do you think it's possible that the creators of the upcoming film
"Kirby Mind Over Matter" will change the plot? I've seen the trailer
and frankly, I think the plot they confirmed was lame.
4.) In Kirby Fright To The Finish, did Torkkori die? (I hope so)
5.) How old do you think Ribbon and Adeline are?
6.) Your answers to my question, "What if Princess Peach adopted
Kirby?" did not make sense to me. Would you be so kind to rephrase your
1 Well me and Bagel appreciate our sanity so we're not going to
sacrifice ourselves to try to find them again just so you can have your
2 NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I
WILL KILL THE NEXT PERSON WHO EVER EVEN CONTEMPLATES THIS SITUATION. 3 Caat or whoever it is doing that
decided to strip anything to do with Kirby from that thing's plot. It's
not called that anymore and it's a thing full of completely original
4 Tokkori actually mysteriously vanished in the 80s episodes range to
take up Universal Studios on an offer to make a film about a bird who
has a suspicious rock land in his nest, and leads into a journey of
self-discovery and terror.
5 Ribbon has got to be like, 10. Adelaine I really don't know. She could be a short 20 year old, or a super mature 11 year old?
6 Certainly! For you, anything!
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground's where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, yo holmes to Bel Air."
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!
Bagel: 1 I insist you have a slice of cellular peptide
cake. With mint frosting.
2 Well, it should be obvious that Kirby is elderly, bald, and senile,
thus the constant smile and stretchy skin. 3 I have no idea. 4 Yes, if it
makes you happy.
5 Probably 10-12 years old. 6
What was wrong with my answer? ;_;
got something to point out before asking.
You guys are both insane and funny, try making a sprite comic version
of your replies sometime ^_^.
1. Between both of you, who would win a fight?
2. Between both of you, who would win a battle of witts?
3. What is it about the anime that's such a letdown in your opinion?
That's all...and don't diss Knuckle Joe or else Ivyna might hunt you to
the ends of the Universe.
1 A giant metal penguin beats a penguin with a bad hair day, but an
average guy beats up a fragile internets man.
2 Witts? What the heck are witts?
3 All of it. Seriously. All of it. That's not to say it didn't have its
good points, but even those were letdowns considering how
much better they could've been.
Bagel: 1 We would
both be destroyed before any punches were thrown because our
sheer combined awesomeness would create a supernova.
2 Who knows. It could be you.
3 All of it, I agree with RMD. I couldn't stand the
why is kirby
Why is France full of half-wits?
OOPS DID I JUST INSULT FRANCE OVER THE INTERNET.
IT'S OK YOU GUYS MAKE GOOD DESSERTS.
THAT'S ABOUT IT THOUGH.
Bagel: Questions like this are boring.
Hmm, Is there
any specific reason why the kirby flash movies aren't linked from here?
and all those kirby games on newgrounds... But w/e.
Will Kirby's adventure (GCN) allow you to stack ablities like in 64?
(electric + cutter= Light saber!)
Newgrounds is such a silly site. Get them on ABS or something, dudes. I
want to say "because Newgrounds sucks... because problems would
arise..." but I suppose if you guys actually make Kirby flashes and
stuff, KRR could do to somehow showcase your efforts. At the same time
though, I know most people would detest even linking to
And will it? So far they're using the KSS Helper System, so I doubt it.
Bagel: Linking to
Newgrounds here would not be particularly wise. And no, I
don't think Kirby's Adventure (GCN) will feature that, unfortunately.
I liked Kirby 64 as well as the ability stacking system, but
I don't know if we'll ever see that again.
can you please tell ivyna spyder to upload 8 episodes of kirby
please??i will cry if you don't upload any.waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!can you
upload more copy abilities on youtube.waaaaaaaaaa!!
if i could only have one wish in the world,i wish iyvna would make more
episodes of hoshi no kaabii by magic.
hey friends.i am sorry for what i said about kicking.i just want more
episodes of kirby thats all.i am just a 12 yr old kid who is begging
for many episodes of kirby.if i had just one wish in the world,i wish
ivyna would make millions of episodes and copy abilities.
i would like to make a deal with ivyna.if ivyna can ask me questions
like,what episodes is mirror kirby in or jet kirby.if ivyna can ask me
those questions,maybe he or she may unlock mirror kirby or jet
kirby.see mirror kirby and jet kirby on the art and screenshots by
kirby of the stars?if ivyna can ask me the questions,tell ivyna to
unlock jet kirby and mirror kirby on kirby of the stars please with
sugar on top???
1 No man. Ivy totally beat me in a blindfolded IQ test, and we bet the
winner would have to pay the loser 20 dollars and refer to them as
superior whenever approaching them. So like, send me 20 dollars and
whatever extra my dignity is worth, and ok fine. But I doubt you will.
2 My wish would be to get university scholarships simply for being so darn cool.
3 You just used up your only wish, you cheating man!!
4 TV shows now have unlockable characters. Unlock Alfonso Ribeiro
during this season of Pokémon by pressing the power button 5
times during the Team Rocket motto!!
1 No, but she will eventually.
2 Good for you.
Wow. Ur gay
Bagel: That would mean that
I must be uncontrollably attracted to you, right?
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my mother for giving birth
to me 17 years ago to the day of me typing this. Without the sacrifice
of time and money, and the true bond we now share today, I would not be
where I am today, to totally respond to the profound messages of my
i was wondering if you had any pics on kirby's new abilities in super
smash brothers brawl????
RMD: I'm the son of immigrants fleeing Communist persecution! Am I supposed to?
Bagel: Sorry, not quite yet.
Guess What! I just found out some info on Kirby Ball 64:
It was a game that they were planning to make for N64(of course...)It
featured Kirby as a ball, and it goes way back...really way back...It
started being developed way back in 1995...along with Super Mario 64!
but it was never finished...
...I wish I had more screenshots...
...By the way, of your site's Kirby Air Ride(N64)
screenshots is actually one of Kirby Ball 64...it's the one where
Kirby's a ball(naturally),
and there's a timer...man, that took forever:\
1.I've heard a lot of talk, and even a few sreenshots of a game called
Kirby Ball 64...what is it?
2.What is up between Kirby and Ribbon?
RMD: For a limited time only, Kellogg's Frosted Flakes now come in Cinnamon!
Bagel: Sure, I'll get that
DIES IN THE ANIME!!??
Bagel: Does he now?
It probably has something to do with his dental care.
So I implore all of you: don't just brush, Reach!
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way!
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket,
I put my walkman on and said might as well kick it!
First class? Yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass!
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmmmm, this might be alright!
web is so cool but...... when WILL U finish the other faqs 0_o(suspicus)
RMD: When the abomination of desolation is where it should not be!!
Bagel: Well, it takes a lot
of time to write FAQs, and it's not like people here are paid to work.
What do you two think about Kirby Squeak Squad?
- Would you like Kirby to make a cameo appearence (Poster-wise or
actually being there) on Super Mario Galaxy?
- Have you read Warpstar done by my buddy Rogultgot?
- What is your opinion: Is Kirby Gay?
Please note all of these questions are for your opinion, the last thing
I want is people yelling at me for not making sense...
- I think it has a really stellar logo that actually might have won me
over, especially with me on the verge of acquiring a Nintendo DS.
- I won't be buying Super Mario Galaxy since it seems like a gigantic
version of the Mad Space level in Sonic Adventure 2, which made me
motion sick and vomit, so I'm pretty apathetic to a Kirby cameo, thusly!
- Devoutly for the time it was updated!! Rogultgot is a pretty sweet dude.
- Is pi equal to exactly 3.14?
...Technically no but your calculator might round it to that!!
- It looks like it should be a fun game, and it's nice to see multiple
games coming out on single systems for Kirby.
- That would be nice, but I don't think he'd actually be there.
Don't surprised if there is something like a poster though. =)
- No, I don't think Kirby is gay, but I'm not one to interfere with his