Kirby's Rainbow Resort

Sorry, it's been a while since our last mailbag! We've all been really busy with vacation and now the beginning of school, but we'll be more regular now that we're in our routines. =) This mailbag was great, keep sending questions!

Hello mailbag people. I love all of your sense of humors and the way Glod is constantly putting people down. Way way way down......... Any way keep on being great mailbag people!!!! or else....

P.S. Kindarspirit and Glod what is the secret to being so daggum awesome?

RMD: Unfortunately, the secret to being awesome is to do the KRR mailbag. As neither of them do it, they are no longer quite as awesome as I or Bagel. Look it up. It's a fact.

Bagel: What RMD says is true, however he neglected to mention that we're holding Kindar and Glod in custody. Oh no, nothing too bad, don't worry. They just need slight... adjustements. =) And when we're done with them, the world will be a much better place. For all of us. =)

I'm so glad the mailbags back up. But anyway, do either of you have an idea when Kirby Squeaker Squad will come out

Ok, that Kirby and the crap question was wierd, but now, I've got some more nonsensical ones:

1:Why do sword and blade have australian accents?

2: Why is sword knight from kirby games taken off of Sword but there is no Blade enemy?

3: I don't get it, what is Meta Knights intention? Is he testing Kirby or what?

4: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar :)

Anyways nice restoration of the mailbag
(If you are wondering who I am, I'm Ampharose from the chatroom)

RMD:
1 Because you touch yourself at night.
2 See answer 1.
3 Is this about the game or the poorly thought out anime?
4 I'm in ur cookie jar, committing a misdemeanor.

Bagel:
1 They saw Crocodile Dundee but weren't entirely satisfied.
2 Why is the sun hot? Why is the sky blue? It is the way of the world, my child, and the sooner you can accept it, the sooner you can embark on your journey toward destiny.
3 He just wants the cookie that's in Kirby's overalls. Like that episode of Family Guy. Yeah.
4 The Dominion.

WAI HELO THAR SURS. MAY I SHUUT UR FAECES AND FEED TEHM TO MY CUBIVORE!/1/!?!? %U

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'Kay, that's enough of that, mur. >> I was just wondering if there was anyone planning to work on the Helper guide in the KSS section? If not, I guess I could help make a guide or something, mur. *shrug*

RMD: Are we supposed to know this stuff? I don't know this stuff. BAGEL YOU KNOW THIS STUFF RIGHT

Bagel: Well, that isn't our jurisdiction, but if you could talk to me or Kindar about it some time, you could help out. I think she's working on that or something similar though.

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Bagel: Kyler, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Kyler, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away. Kyler, oooooh, didn't mean to make you cry. If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come. Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Kyler, oooooh, I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

RMD: KYLER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

KYLER.

WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT. KYLER YOU MUST UNDO THIS. FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND KYLER UNDO THESE TERRORS. UNDO THEM NOW! THE PATH WILL BE UNCLEAR, YOUR JOURNEY WILL BE LONELY, BUT WITHOUT YOUR ACTION, THE INTERNET, A SERIES OF TUBES, SHALL BE OVERFLOWED. HOW SHALL WE RECEIVE OUR INTERNETS NOW? HOW? DARN IT KYLER DON'T DO THIS

YO!
Glad the mailbags up again it's one thing that gives me some comedy in life^_^.
But it will never be the same without Glod's insults at people who think mailbaggers run the site.
Gotta Jet me and Dragoon are having a fight in free run.....
Hydra will KILL DRAGOON!!!!!

RMD: What is a glod? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets!

Don't worry about glod. We'd just cramp his style, mang. Just be cramping the poor dude's style.

Bagel: Oh so you miss Glod, huh? So we're not good enough, huh? You think just because you can send us something, we're going to take your insults and never fight back, don't you? Well, buddy, you're right. Have a nice day. ^_^

Hey Ya'll, me again :D (The passionate Kirby fan)
After all those comments, I 4got to ask my question. See, I've been playin' Kirby Dreamland 3 for about months now and I CAN'T BEAT THE BOSS BUTCH!!! Ima bout to pull my hair out and I kinda need some help, if ya'll can lend me a hand would sure be appreciated. Remember, i did say good stuff bout the site - help a sista out.
Thats all, tank you. ;D

RMD: Boss Butch is the KDL3 equivalent of... nothing. It's in its own league, really.What's the order again? I have no clue. Whispy, Acro, George Zimmer founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse, Pon and Con, Dedede, and then Dark Matter, right? Basically, you have to pace yourself. You can't get any damage until the end. You might be giving yourself leeway and letting yourself get hit during Dedede-- don't do that. Dark Matter does not let up. And don't let the music or the crazy backgrounds distract you.

Bagel: Actually RMD, I think it was Whispy, Acro, Don Zimmer, Gul Dukat, King Dedede, and Dark Matter, but that's beside the point. In all seriousness, I know very few people who have actually beaten the KDL3 Boss minigame legitimately. I'd suggest you take it slow. Or you could cheat. Cheating would work.

Hey, you either of you guys happen to recall the page where KirbyWarrior described how to perform the 'Splash' ability on Kirby's Adventure?

I think it was on one the of the guru pages, but I can't seem to find the right one.

Bagel: No, but I can tell you where to get a telescoping spoon at a discount price.

HI AGAIN!! I AM KICKING YOUR BUTT IN THE FACE!!!!!oneoneeleven!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

RMD: A spectre is haunting Europe -- the spectre of communism. Are you a bad enough mailbag dude to take out the proletariat?

Bagel: My willingness to recognize said kick has a direct correlation to your willingness to do a barrel roll.

HEY MANGS

UM UM UM I NEED TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PIRANHA PLANTS DO YOU LIKE THEM DO YOU HATE THEM

I KNOW THIS IS A KIRBY THEMED MAILBAG BUT SERIOUSLY

ANYWAYS I HAVE TO GO TO STEVE'S PARTY THERE ARE GIRLS OKAY SO BYE

Bagel:
Piranha Plant to the right of them,
Piranha Plant to the left of them,
Piranha Plant to the front of them volley'd and thunder'd:
Stormed at with vine and fireball,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Steve's party rode the six hundred.

RMD: The only lame Pirahna Plant I've met are the ones in the Ice World in SMB3. Otherwise, they're really fair, and easy enough to avoid that I can't say I have any problem with them at all. Actually there might've been one in World 8 that was lame too, but nah, Pirahna Plants are good people. And by that I mean evil mutant carnviorous plants who don't give me too much trouble so I'm okay with them. Kind of like my neighbours to the right (my right). I mean, I've never talked to them, and they keep the light on in the room across from my bedroom window on until 3 in the morning, but they're good people too.

Good day, Sir Prettybird and Sir Robo Prettybird. How are you today? I am fine, thank you. I shall ask you things.

1: Morgan Freeman is not answering my calls! Why is he not answering my calls?! ;___;

2: plz mack sevin mor gcn rbot battlestar galatica kirby gams 4 me or i eet ur blu hair in the face beagl.

3: I can't get to sleep until 3:00 AM. What is wrong with me?

4: Also, RMD. why are you grey all the time? Have you been feeling depressed lately? :<

Thanks for whatever the heck you both are about to say. By the way, good luck, you two on making the Kirby Air Ride game for the DS :)

RMD:
1 I guess he's still mad about that whole Christmas Party thing last year. You should really apologize to him about that.
2 Battlestar Galactica? Nah, he just watches Deep Space Nine and Reading Rainbow.
3 It's just your horomones.
4 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Bagel:
1 Morgan Freeman is a sensitive man, maybe you should write him a sincere letter apologizing for how you've behaved and affirming your faith in his abilities, then try calling him again.
2 No. And I prefer Reading Rainbow: Deep Space Nine.
3 I wish I could fall asleep that early!
4 RMD types in grey because he's two kool four skool. The fact that I just typed out the numbers "2" and "4," and at the same time replaced the word "for" with "four" as well as "cool" with "kool" and "school" with "skool" indicates that I am also two kool four skool (hey, I did it again).

I can't beleive how many people think you're the people who make OFFICIAL Kirby games and such. I suggest you put up a big giant thing proclaiming "WE ARE JUST A FANSITE. WE DON'T MAKE THE GAMES, DUMMY."

Bagel: I believe it. I've learned to believe a lot of things after doing the mailbag for so long!

Is Squeak Squad already out in Japan? December is kinda close to where we are right now.

It's nice to see that mailbag is back but...
DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE KIRBY GURUS ARE DEAD!? WHERE ARE YOU KIRBYWARRIOR AND IVY?

RMD: Squeak Squad is not out in Japan yet. I just checked this marvelous site called IGN.com, and whilst it says nothing about Japan, we'll be getting the game December 4th. What Japan's doing I don't know, but they don't even have a title announced for that country. HAL's PR must suck, basically. But keep in mind this is the same country where Octopus-chan is a delightful snack during lunch time, and Hello Kitty can make 37 year old businessmen act like little children. I'm sure they have something up their sleeves.

Bagel: No, it isn't, but probably will be soon. As for Gurus, there were a few sides to the problem. First of all, there weren't enough questions at the end. Also, Ivy and KW were busy with other things. Oh, and it was very difficult having both mailbag and Gurus simultaneously, so I decided that it would be better to just bring back mailbag as one big thing where you can ask whatever you want.

Wild EXEGGCUTE appeared!

EXEGGCUTE used BARRAGE!

What should DEBAGELDOND and RMD do?

FIGHT
PKMN
ITEM
RUN

Whoa. Hold on. Exeggcute outside of the Safari Zone? Excuse me while I spend several weeks biking through this single patch of grass trying to get a shiny Exeggcute. Because shiny Exeggutor is awesome. Exeggutor in general is. One of my many favourites. Seriously. I'm gonna bike through the patch until I get a shiny Exeggcute-- I spent 2 weeks trying for a shiny Porygon, you think I wouldn't do this?!?!

Hey! The mailbag is back! I used to love reading these things! I'm kirbyfan919191 on the boards and I only have two questions (Less work for you ^_^) Anyhoo, I just wanted to ask where Kindarspirit is. She's never here now...

And number two is where are all the other mailbag answerers? Wan't there five of them long time ago?

Bagel: Kindar is around from time to time, but right now she's not very available. If you have any questions about the site, you can direct them at me and Ivy. As for all the other mailbag answerers, it got really hectic having so many people, and a lot of them quit too. I was one of the people when there were five, and at one point there were seven. XD But now we've changed to two for now, and I don't think we'll ever have more than three.

RMD: Well, KSqSq is going to be on the Nintendo DS. You'll be able to use touch screen action, traditional controls, and maybe even the microphone to react with software made for this new and revolutionary hardware, the so-called third pillar of Nintendo gaming, which despite everyone's blind belief, did turn out to replace the GBA, and now, we have to buy another handheld just so we can tap the screen with a stick.

Bagel: That's not known yet. It looks like it might be similar to the last couple of GBA games, as far as abilities go.

Hey, I have a question about the Kaabi Subs (which pwn btw)

Do they actually swear that much in the Japanese version? Or is it just some word that dosen't translate well into english?

RMD: Ask Ivy. I know Japan's a lot more liberal about swearing though, since Megatron told Optimus Prime to "quit firetrucking around" on Saturday morning stuff once, and that's by far not a single occurance. At the same time though, keep in mind some subs will throw in swear words just to make it seem like the show they're translating is that much cooler. How Ivy translates I don't know. Last I heard, she has a kindly old man locked up in her cellar and she hands him scripts and he translates in exchange for more octopus-chan lunch snacks. Kawaii neko baka-san!!!

Bagel: I'm not sure, ask Ivy. I wouldn't be surprised if there was more swearing, I know the Japanese are a lot more lax about it.

OMG, I was reading the mailbag and I'd like to clear up something about metenight. In Amazing mirrior, there is a mirrior meta night just like there is a mirrior kirby (the gray-colored one, not the colored ones), he is not possessed by nightmare.

THE BEST ABLITY IS SMASH (Amazing mirrior)!!!! but I don't see that in the "ablities" section......

your favorite ablites are.....

RMD: The ability to dodge your question by acting like a smart-alec is probably my personal favourite.

Bagel: Well, I've always liked Ice, I also like Laser in Kirby's Adventure, as well as the Firework (Fire+Bomb) ability in Kirby 64.

1.) I do not care how bad you say those fan fics I asked about are. I've read worse. So I insist you give me a link to at lease one of them.

2.) do you believe that Kirby is a baby in the video games as well as in the anime?

3.) do you think it's possible that the creators of the upcoming film "Kirby Mind Over Matter" will change the plot? I've seen the trailer and frankly, I think the plot they confirmed was lame.

4.) In Kirby Fright To The Finish, did Torkkori die? (I hope so)

5.) How old do you think Ribbon and Adeline are?

6.) Your answers to my question, "What if Princess Peach adopted Kirby?" did not make sense to me. Would you be so kind to rephrase your answers?

RMD:
1 Well me and Bagel appreciate our sanity so we're not going to sacrifice ourselves to try to find them again just so you can have your giggles. =(
2 NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I WILL KILL THE NEXT PERSON WHO EVER EVEN CONTEMPLATES THIS SITUATION.
3 Caat or whoever it is doing that decided to strip anything to do with Kirby from that thing's plot. It's not called that anymore and it's a thing full of completely original characters now.
4 Tokkori actually mysteriously vanished in the 80s episodes range to take up Universal Studios on an offer to make a film about a bird who has a suspicious rock land in his nest, and leads into a journey of self-discovery and terror.
5 Ribbon has got to be like, 10. Adelaine I really don't know. She could be a short 20 year old, or a super mature 11 year old?
6 Certainly! For you, anything!

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground's where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, yo holmes to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

Bagel:
1 I insist you have a slice of cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.
2 Well, it should be obvious that Kirby is elderly, bald, and senile, thus the constant smile and stretchy skin.
3 I have no idea.
4 Yes, if it makes you happy.
5 Probably 10-12 years old.
6 What was wrong with my answer? ;_;

Okay, I've got something to point out before asking.

You guys are both insane and funny, try making a sprite comic version of your replies sometime ^_^.

Now:
1. Between both of you, who would win a fight?
2. Between both of you, who would win a battle of witts?
3. What is it about the anime that's such a letdown in your opinion?

That's all...and don't diss Knuckle Joe or else Ivyna might hunt you to the ends of the Universe.

RMD:
1 A giant metal penguin beats a penguin with a bad hair day, but an average guy beats up a fragile internets man.
2 Witts? What the heck are witts?
3 All of it. Seriously. All of it. That's not to say it didn't have its good points, but even those were letdowns considering how much better they could've been.

Bagel:
1 We would both be destroyed before any punches were thrown because our sheer combined awesomeness would create a supernova.
2 Who knows. It could be you.
3 All of it, I agree with RMD. I couldn't stand the characters, either.

RMD: Why is France full of half-wits?

OOPS DID I JUST INSULT FRANCE OVER THE INTERNET.

IT'S OK YOU GUYS MAKE GOOD DESSERTS.

THAT'S ABOUT IT THOUGH.

Hmm, Is there any specific reason why the kirby flash movies aren't linked from here? and all those kirby games on newgrounds... But w/e.

Will Kirby's adventure (GCN) allow you to stack ablities like in 64? (electric + cutter= Light saber!)

RMD: Newgrounds is such a silly site. Get them on ABS or something, dudes. I want to say "because Newgrounds sucks... because problems would arise..." but I suppose if you guys actually make Kirby flashes and stuff, KRR could do to somehow showcase your efforts. At the same time though, I know most people would detest even linking to Newgrounds.

And will it? So far they're using the KSS Helper System, so I doubt it.

Bagel: Linking to Newgrounds here would not be particularly wise. And no, I don't think Kirby's Adventure (GCN) will feature that, unfortunately. I liked Kirby 64 as well as the ability stacking system, but I don't know if we'll ever see that again.

1. can you please tell ivyna spyder to upload 8 episodes of kirby please??i will cry if you don't upload any.waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!can you upload more copy abilities on youtube.waaaaaaaaaa!!

2. if i could only have one wish in the world,i wish iyvna would make more episodes of hoshi no kaabii by magic.

3. hey friends.i am sorry for what i said about kicking.i just want more episodes of kirby thats all.i am just a 12 yr old kid who is begging for many episodes of kirby.if i had just one wish in the world,i wish ivyna would make millions of episodes and copy abilities.

4. i would like to make a deal with ivyna.if ivyna can ask me questions like,what episodes is mirror kirby in or jet kirby.if ivyna can ask me those questions,maybe he or she may unlock mirror kirby or jet kirby.see mirror kirby and jet kirby on the art and screenshots by kirby of the stars?if ivyna can ask me the questions,tell ivyna to unlock jet kirby and mirror kirby on kirby of the stars please with sugar on top???

RMD:
1 No man. Ivy totally beat me in a blindfolded IQ test, and we bet the winner would have to pay the loser 20 dollars and refer to them as superior whenever approaching them. So like, send me 20 dollars and whatever extra my dignity is worth, and ok fine. But I doubt you will.
2 My wish would be to get university scholarships simply for being so darn cool.
3 You just used up your only wish, you cheating man!!
4 TV shows now have unlockable characters. Unlock Alfonso Ribeiro during this season of Pokémon by pressing the power button 5 times during the Team Rocket motto!!

RMD: I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my mother for giving birth to me 17 years ago to the day of me typing this. Without the sacrifice of time and money, and the true bond we now share today, I would not be where I am today, to totally respond to the profound messages of my fellow man.

hey i was wondering if you had any pics on kirby's new abilities in super smash brothers brawl????

1. Guess What! I just found out some info on Kirby Ball 64:

It was a game that they were planning to make for N64(of course...)It featured Kirby as a ball, and it goes way back...really way back...It started being developed way back in 1995...along with Super Mario 64! but it was never finished...
...I wish I had more screenshots...

...By the way, of your site's Kirby Air Ride(N64)
screenshots is actually one of Kirby Ball 64...it's the one where Kirby's a ball(naturally),
and there's a timer...man, that took forever:\

2. 1.I've heard a lot of talk, and even a few sreenshots of a game called Kirby Ball 64...what is it?
2.What is up between Kirby and Ribbon?

Bagel: Does he now? It probably has something to do with his dental care. So I implore all of you: don't just brush, Reach!

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way!
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket,
I put my walkman on and said might as well kick it!

First class? Yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass!
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmmmm, this might be alright!

Bagel: Well, it takes a lot of time to write FAQs, and it's not like people here are paid to work.

- What do you two think about Kirby Squeak Squad?

- Would you like Kirby to make a cameo appearence (Poster-wise or actually being there) on Super Mario Galaxy?

- Have you read Warpstar done by my buddy Rogultgot?

- What is your opinion: Is Kirby Gay?

Please note all of these questions are for your opinion, the last thing I want is people yelling at me for not making sense...

RMD:
- I think it has a really stellar logo that actually might have won me over, especially with me on the verge of acquiring a Nintendo DS.
- I won't be buying Super Mario Galaxy since it seems like a gigantic version of the Mad Space level in Sonic Adventure 2, which made me motion sick and vomit, so I'm pretty apathetic to a Kirby cameo, thusly!
- Devoutly for the time it was updated!! Rogultgot is a pretty sweet dude.
- Is pi equal to exactly 3.14?

Bagel:
- It looks like it should be a fun game, and it's nice to see multiple games coming out on single systems for Kirby.
- That would be nice, but I don't think he'd actually be there. Don't surprised if there is something like a poster though. =)
- Nope.
- No, I don't think Kirby is gay, but I'm not one to interfere with his lifestyle choices.