it's been painfully forever and a month or so, so I figured I could
falsely relieve the wait for mailbag 34 with an ultra awesome 33 point
five edition. Bagel's not in this one because he is the reason edition
34 is taking so long-- it is okay though, he just has lots of homework
and university application things. So do I, I'm just too lazy! Anyways,
I decided to ask some people to help answer the mailbag with me-- I
hope I don't get fired for it!!
Diskmasteris a dude that
fixes some html and helps run the forums I think! He's helped answer
the mailbag before so he is good to go!
Diddgery is a forum administrator and chat operator! He eats bees! Wildrowsis a chat operator. He is from Canada and is a polar bear herder! Maulsel once shot a man! Put a gun against his head, puller der trigger... etc.
don't want to sound insulting or anything, but could you please watch
the language around the site? I was looking at some of the caption
contest entries and there was some...weird stuff. Let's just say that
there are some really conservative people out here. Thanks.
Well you know Pris, this is a general age oriented Kirby fansite,
and I'd like to think I might agree with you! However, I'd really have
to see the content in question and so forth before I could really make
a decision! That and I don't do anything anyways!
Diskmaster: If you
bad, browse the general intarweb for a few days, you'd be suprised what
you run into. Despite that, we try. :/ ... Now, go watch the South Park
Diddgery: Wait, there's
swearing on the site?
Wildrows: I didn't know
there was swearing on the site either.
And the amazing mirror is hard and im only on world 3
Diskmaster: ... I
hate to take a page from World of Warcraft but learn2play. World 3
really wasn't that hard. I think the only hard Kirby game I've ever
played was Canvas Curse.
I don't remember World 3 but Kirby and the Amazing Mirror did
not strike me as particularly hard aside from some of the nonlinearity
of the game. I could make references to other things that are hard,
though! It's just... it's rude though!
Diddgery: Kirby and the
Amazing Mirror is a non-linear game, which might be why you're having
trouble. It doesn't matter what order you clear the worlds in, so if
you're having that much trouble you can just go to the next world and
clear that. I mean, I finished Mustard Mountain (world 4) before
Cabbage Cavern (world 3) because I found it a bit confusing....er, at
least I think Cabbage Cavern is world 3.
Wildrows: Amazing Mirror
isn't as straightforward as other Kirby games. Try going back to older
areas you've already been too and try looking for new routes. The game
gives you a map. Use it. It's a godsend.
I have to say
your site is AMAZING!!! I died and went to Kirby Rainbow
Resort!! This Has EVERYTHING!! IT HELPED ME OUT WITH KIRBY THE CRYSTAL
SHARDS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! TT~TT THIS PLACE IS PERFECT!!! i
ADMIRE U!!! *bows down to u*
lock is cruise control for dumb. Though thanks for the kind words, no
matter how convulted they are. Please rise, ... no really.
Diddgery: CAPITAL LETTERS
are the sincerest form of flattery
....wait, you died?
Wildrows: ...I hate caps
lock. And learn how to spell, it's not that hard to type 'you.'
But thanks for the kind words!
You guys are totally mean! Like, what the hell be nicer! I don't know
off the top of my head who did the K64 walkthrough, but I
have a hunch it might've been someone other than me! Thank you other
person! Alexa had a good day thanks to you!!
i like kirby
but mario more and icant wait till kirby squeak squad and iwant thw wii
yours truly Ash
Oh. I... I like... Pingu... more. David Hasselhoff sang a Pingu theme
song once. Did you ever hear David Hasselhoff sing, Ash? I hope you
have. It's nice. It's a real treat.
Diddgery: Hey, I can relate
to you! We both like Kirby and both want Kirby Squeak Squad and a Wii!
Although there's a lot of differences, too. Like grammar and
punctuation. yours truly Diddgery
Wildrows: That's nice to
know, Ash. Now please work on improving your spelling with proper
Lovely site you got, Kirby(L)
could you maybe start a Forum on the site?
Kepp ging good
RMD: A forum? You mean something like http://kirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com/forums/index.php?
Yeah, I guess that could work, but forums are pretty hard to operate.
And then people have to post on them... and..... I'll have to get it
cleared with Hasselhoff or something. Forums are pretty farout ideas,
so it sort of explains why we've totally never had one. I'm also not
going to encourage anyone to click that link and drop in and visit our
forums, since we never started one.
We've always HAD a forum, main page, forum link, READ THE RULES, then
enter the forums. It's not difficult, you know. :P
Diddgery: IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE.
We've got a forum. It's a super secret forum and only those who can
find it can use it. I'd give you a hint, but Diskmaster and RMD already
gave you an exact location. Oh well.
The mailbag here is just so WONDERFUL!!!! But I have one favor to ask
you....Will you find Narf and convince him to come back to the mailbag?
Narf was at first, the only one that answered the questions right at
the begining, okay? Narf rocks, just like you!!!!!!!!!!
Diskmaster: Who the hell is Narf?
Wildrows: I second that statement.
Remember your roots, horrid citizens!!! ...Anyways, I think Narf has
not been around on this forum or website in forever. I am fairly sure
he left before I even came here. I can say he was a pretty cool guy
from looking at his mailbags and other site contributions. Probably.
Diddgery: Narf has vanished and barely anyone remembers him, it seems.
I have some more questions for you....
#1:What would you think about Time Warner and CBS Corporation merging?
#2:Aren't you guys lonely all by yourselves?
#3:Do any of you run around in your undies? (Joke)
#4:What do you think about the Best Day Ever SpongeBob SquarePants Marathon?
#5:Have you ever seen Kirby's nose hairs? (Joke)
Don't both cater to misled senior citizens? Sounds like a monopoly made
in heaven. Or not heaven. Maybe nothing. I've been feeling nihilistic
2. I'm not lonely as long as Bagel appears every so often and these three dudes help me procrastinate on my scholarship essay!
3. Really? I do it seriously.
Afraid not. Colin Mochrie is Kirby's massage therapist, and he has this
thing about working with hair nosed people. Kirby had to like... rip
them all out. His nose went in the process.
2. What's that supposed to mean, 'lonely?' I don't understand.
3. RMD DOES
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me, said it's gonna be a good one just
wait and see, jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so ecstatic,
satisfied it's the best day ever (best day ever) it's the best day ever
(best day ever)
5. Have you ever seen Kirby's nose?
Wildrows: 1. What? 2. I am never lonely. Even when I'm lonely! Think about that for awhile. 3. Well, I think Ivyna runs around in her undies. I'm not sure, though. You'll have to ask her yourself. 4. Bah. I don't see why everyone likes that dirty yellow thing. 5. We'll inform you immediatly when we find Kirby's nose.
Diskmaster: 1: ... Who cares. 2: You'd be surprised. 3: ... Not me, but ... wtf Wild. 4: I stopped watching TV years ago. 5: When we have a proper closeup of Kirby's shnozz, then we'll know.
RMD: OK! THIS IS THE LAST ONE! MAKE IT COUNT, GUYS!
HEY YALL THIS IS MY COMMENT!
Diddgery: HEY YALL THIS IS MY ANSWER
Wildrows: HEY YALL THIS IS MY AN--Aw Diddgery beat me to it. :(