Kirby's Rainbow Resort

Hey guys it's been painfully forever and a month or so, so I figured I could falsely relieve the wait for mailbag 34 with an ultra awesome 33 point five edition. Bagel's not in this one because he is the reason edition 34 is taking so long-- it is okay though, he just has lots of homework and university application things. So do I, I'm just too lazy! Anyways, I decided to ask some people to help answer the mailbag with me-- I hope I don't get fired for it!!

Diskmaster is a dude that fixes some html and helps run the forums I think! He's helped answer the mailbag before so he is good to go!

Diddgery is a forum administrator and chat operator! He eats bees!

Wildrows is a chat operator. He is from Canada and is a polar bear herder!

Maulsel once shot a man! Put a gun against his head, puller der trigger... etc.

-RMD

I don't want to sound insulting or anything, but could you please watch the language around the site? I was looking at some of the caption contest entries and there was some...weird stuff. Let's just say that there are some really conservative people out here. Thanks.

RMD: Well you know Pris, this is a general age oriented Kirby fansite, and I'd like to think I might agree with you! However, I'd really have to see the content in question and so forth before I could really make a decision! That and I don't do anything anyways!

Diskmaster: If you think we're bad, browse the general intarweb for a few days, you'd be suprised what you run into. Despite that, we try. :/ ... Now, go watch the South Park movie. Please.

Diskmaster: ... I hate to take a page from World of Warcraft but learn2play. World 3 really wasn't that hard. I think the only hard Kirby game I've ever played was Canvas Curse.

RMD: I don't remember World 3 but Kirby and the Amazing Mirror did not strike me as particularly hard aside from some of the nonlinearity of the game. I could make references to other things that are hard, though! It's just... it's rude though!

Diddgery: Kirby and the Amazing Mirror is a non-linear game, which might be why you're having trouble. It doesn't matter what order you clear the worlds in, so if you're having that much trouble you can just go to the next world and clear that. I mean, I finished Mustard Mountain (world 4) before Cabbage Cavern (world 3) because I found it a bit confusing....er, at least I think Cabbage Cavern is world 3.

Wildrows: Amazing Mirror isn't as straightforward as other Kirby games. Try going back to older areas you've already been too and try looking for new routes. The game gives you a map. Use it. It's a godsend.

I have to say your site is AMAZING!!! I died and went to Kirby Rainbow Resort!! This Has EVERYTHING!! IT HELPED ME OUT WITH KIRBY THE CRYSTAL SHARDS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! TT~TT THIS PLACE IS PERFECT!!! i ADMIRE U!!! *bows down to u*

Diskmaster: Caps lock is cruise control for dumb. Though thanks for the kind words, no matter how convulted they are. Please rise, ... no really.

Wildrows: ...I hate caps lock. And learn how to spell, it's not that hard to type 'you.'

But thanks for the kind words!

RMD: You guys are totally mean! Like, what the hell be nicer! I don't know off the top of my head who did the K64 walkthrough, but I have a hunch it might've been someone other than me! Thank you other person! Alexa had a good day thanks to you!!

i like kirby but mario more and icant wait till kirby squeak squad and iwant thw wii yours truly Ash

RMD: Oh. I... I like... Pingu... more. David Hasselhoff sang a Pingu theme song once. Did you ever hear David Hasselhoff sing, Ash? I hope you have. It's nice. It's a real treat.

Diddgery: Hey, I can relate to you! We both like Kirby and both want Kirby Squeak Squad and a Wii! Although there's a lot of differences, too. Like grammar and punctuation. yours truly Diddgery

Wildrows: That's nice to know, Ash. Now please work on improving your spelling with proper capitalization.

Lovely site you got, Kirby(L)
could you maybe start a Forum on the site?
Kepp ging good
//mattias

RMD: A forum? You mean something like http://kirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com/forums/index.php? Yeah, I guess that could work, but forums are pretty hard to operate. And then people have to post on them... and..... I'll have to get it cleared with Hasselhoff or something. Forums are pretty farout ideas, so it sort of explains why we've totally never had one. I'm also not going to encourage anyone to click that link and drop in and visit our forums, since we never started one.

Diskmaster: We've always HAD a forum, main page, forum link, READ THE RULES, then enter the forums. It's not difficult, you know. :P

Wildrows: We've got a forum. It's a super secret forum and only those who can find it can use it. I'd give you a hint, but Diskmaster and RMD already gave you an exact location. Oh well.

The mailbag here is just so WONDERFUL!!!! But I have one favor to ask you....Will you find Narf and convince him to come back to the mailbag? Narf was at first, the only one that answered the questions right at the begining, okay? Narf rocks, just like you!!!!!!!!!!
-Astromenø

Diskmaster: Who the hell is Narf?

RMD: Remember your roots, horrid citizens!!! ...Anyways, I think Narf has not been around on this forum or website in forever. I am fairly sure he left before I even came here. I can say he was a pretty cool guy from looking at his mailbags and other site contributions. Probably.

I have some more questions for you....
#1:What would you think about Time Warner and CBS Corporation merging?
#2:Aren't you guys lonely all by yourselves?
#3:Do any of you run around in your undies? (Joke)
#4:What do you think about the Best Day Ever SpongeBob SquarePants Marathon?
#5:Have you ever seen Kirby's nose hairs? (Joke)
-Astromenø

RMD:
1. Don't both cater to misled senior citizens? Sounds like a monopoly made in heaven. Or not heaven. Maybe nothing. I've been feeling nihilistic lately.
2. I'm not lonely as long as Bagel appears every so often and these three dudes help me procrastinate on my scholarship essay!
3. Really? I do it seriously.
4. sparglbab
5. Afraid not. Colin Mochrie is Kirby's massage therapist, and he has this thing about working with hair nosed people. Kirby had to like... rip them all out. His nose went in the process.

1. Huh?
2. What's that supposed to mean, 'lonely?' I don't understand.
3. RMD DOES
4. Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me, said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see, jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so ecstatic, satisfied it's the best day ever (best day ever) it's the best day ever (best day ever)
5. Have you ever seen Kirby's nose?

Wildrows:
1. What?
2. I am never lonely. Even when I'm lonely! Think about that for awhile.
3. Well, I think Ivyna runs around in her undies. I'm not sure, though. You'll have to ask her yourself.
4. Bah. I don't see why everyone likes that dirty yellow thing.
5. We'll inform you immediatly when we find Kirby's nose.

Diskmaster:
1: ... Who cares.
2: You'd be surprised.
3: ... Not me, but ... wtf Wild.
4: I stopped watching TV years ago.
5: When we have a proper closeup of Kirby's shnozz, then we'll know.

Parting Comments:

Diskmaster: Worst mailbag, EVER.

Wildrows: I quit.

Diddgery: Vote yes to allow me to answer more mailbags

...Thankfully we are not a democracy?!?!?! (MAYBE)

If you've sent in a mailbag in the past little while and it didn't appear here, fret not! Mailbag 35 will hopefully come soon, and I've made sure to save some of the best for Bagel and I!

-RMD

Maulsel: RMD YOU SAID I COULD BE IN IT TOO

RMD: HAHAHA OH WOW

Maulsel: NO I'M SERIOUS COME ON I'LL BE FUNNY AND EVERYTHING >:(

RMD: HAHAHA OH WOW