Kirby's Rainbow Resort

Hello and welcome, commoners! You will be greatly pleased to hear the KRR Mailbag is to become a bi-weekly publication now, so that we might come to better facilitate the needs of you, the reader.

Although by now you are well acquainted with many of the standard Mailbag staff, it has perhaps become a tried and true standard to introduce everyone who will be participating in the much honored task of responding to whatever is sent through the miraculous system of the internet, to us, your humble and modest mailbag hosts.

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My apologies.

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I can only hope that you enjoy reading this special edition of the KRR Mailbag as much as we did answering it.

-RMD

Can you guys replace Digggery with Diskmaster? Diddgery is kind of annoying.

RMD: I am like, 100% sure I told you not to write into the mailbag again. And here we are, another letter from Bucky Katt. Well, you know what, Bucky Katt? You can shut up. You can shut your vile mouth up and just shut it up hard. Painfully. Because you're just lame like desu.

Asotoku: A-OK

Dale: Diskmaster is a fat pale nerd who lives in his mother's sister's basement. He spams the staff forum with whimsical updates with arbitrarily thrown together computer buzzwords.

Diddgery: YOU ARE NOT NICE, BUCKY KATT. YOU ARE A RUDE, OBNOXIOUS LITTLE PUSTLE THAT REALLY JUST...JUST....OKAY I WILL ADMIT IT I CRIED FOR THREE HOURS AFTER YOU SAID TO GET RID OF ME THE FIRST TIME, BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW WHAT?! NO. JUST... NO. I WILL NOT STAND BY AND BE TAUNTED BY YOU ANY LONGER. YOU WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN BY MY HAND. TOMORROW AT FIVE PM WE SHALL DUEL AND FIND OUT WHO SHOULD BELONG IN MAILBAG: ME OR SOME OTHER PERSON.

Disaster: Can you replace your fat with less fat? Because you really are a fat. :/

glod: Diskmaster is fatter than Diddgery.

Shiro: no

Hey, RMD. And,erm,other people who aren't as awesome as RMD. I'd just like to say that you guys are awesome at H*r references. So,have you guys seen every toon/sbemail/etc.? Well,I'm probably gonna get shot by someone in the mailbag soon,so,until next time,

KEEP ON TRANGLIN' MY DOGE(S)

RMD: A fine taste you have, comrade! I thank you for your kind words, but I must admit, I am ever so humble in all regards, and will cecede to Diddgery as being this Mailbag's finest devotee with regards to the Homestar Runner website, which I do patronize, but am hardly as hXc as Diddgery is.

Asotoku: Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.

Dale: Dear Esteemed Mailbag Patron: I Have A Huge Welcome to KIRBY'S RAINBOW RESORT

Diddgery: I AM A BIGGER HOMESTAR RUNNER FAN THAN EVERYONE HERE COMBINED. SERIOUSLY.

Disaster: I'm certain that Diddgery has seen them all! I've only seen all of the sbemails as of yet.

glod: I'm not AS awesome as RMD, sure, but I am definitely MORE awesome.

Shiro: nice name. and no i haven't. unlike you, i apparently have a life beyond my computer. :(

RMD: Shiro is such a bitter man.

Hey guys.
I have a couple of questions:
1)Should i get Pokemon Diamond or Pearl.
2)Do you like cake?
3)What is your favourite kirby miniboss?
4)What is your favourite videogame series(besides Kirby)?
5)Do you like cake.

Also: RMD pwns all of you.

RMD:

Asotoku:
1) NO
2) YES
3) NO
4) YES
5) YES
6) NO

Dale:
1) neither if you want to ever have [CENSORED, DALE WILL BE THE END OF THIS MAILBAG I PROMISE YOU]
2) cake is for pokemons
3) kirby is rainbow
4) kirby is rainbow
5) kirby is rainbow
6) kirby is rainbow

Diddgery:
1) YES.
2) YES.
3) MR. FLOSTY.
4) FINAL FANTASY OR MAYBE POGEYMAN.
5) YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THIS. YOU MUST BE VERY ABSENTMINDED OR TRYING TO BE CLEVER.
6) SURE BEATS BREAKING UP WITH ME.

Disaster:
1) Yes.
2) Sort Of.
3) None. They all suck.
4) Freakin' Mario.
5) No.

glod:
1) no
2) no
3) no
4) no
5) T_T
6) wrong

Shiro:
1) NO.
2) yes.
3) don't have one
4) probably the Tales of * series
5) shut up
6) "RMD pwns all of you." you are quite a comedian! ho ho ho!

My favorite games are Kirby's Adventure and Kirby and the Amazing Mirror. Okay, time for the sarcastic remarks and rude disagreements. You people on the mailbag should be proud. You get to cynically insult people's opinions. I'd join the mailbag if they paid me.

RMD: Another letter. Another letter.

Diddgery: Me too :3

Disaster: As if we'd let you do the Mailbag at all, ya fatty. :U

glod: Those are my favorite games, too. Wanna fight for them?

Shiro: yes. yes, cynically insulting you is fun.

Diddgery: one point twenty-one jiggawatts

Disaster: YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP

glod: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hey hows it goin? my favorite animal is a pengueiane. :)

does anyone else like pengueinaes?

Sorry, I'm from different country, and new to english language ^_^;;

RMD:

Asotoku: HEY LOOK I'M ANSWERING MY OWN MAIL :( also hello daa if you read these

Dale: if you do not speak english why do you have a computer

Diddgery: How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old?

Disaster: What was that? Sorry, I was busy putting together my turkey & cheddar dijon sandwich melt.

Shiro: ASO GET OFF THE PHONE YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE

RMD will you marry me? i like pokemon

Shiro: RMD, THIS MAY BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE, GO FOR IT

glod: i now pronounce you man and man

Diddgery: "The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things. Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--of cabbages--and kings--and why the sea is boiling hot--and whether pigs have wings."

Disaster: fat

RMD:

Dale:

I like Bucky Katt, you people are so biased. D:

Oh, and I have a question this time. I don't have Kirby Squeak Squad, so I need your help deciding what to do on this matter...

A) Get a job and buy it
B) Rob a bank and buy it
C) Ask you people if you could spare a few bucks
D) Cry pitifully in the corner

Thanks again, guys. I know you won't let me down.

RMD: text

Asotoku: A is for the non-lazy and therefore sucks. B is for the cool. C is for Ivy. D is for SSK.

Dale: e) get rid of diddgery

Diddgery: D)

Disaster: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

glod: e) don't buy it it is a waste of money

Shiro: get a job and rent it. it's a bit short to actually buy

Hey, cynical people of the Mailbag. I have some questions for you.
1. Do you like the Beatles?
2. What would Kirby taste like? Please don't say he tastes like chicken.
3. What would happen if Ash tried to catch Kirby with a Master Ball?
4. Is Pokemon stupid? 'Cause I think it is.
Woo. Go crazy. *tosses ball of yarn*

RMD:

Asotoku:
1) No, I squish them.
2) TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
3) RMD would pass out in glee.
4) GOD YES

Dale:
1) yes
2) male anatomy
3) rape
4) livejournal dot org

Diddgery:
1) I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!!
2) WHAT DOES GUSTY TASTE LIKE.
4) I DISAGREE.

Disaster:
1) Stepping on them.
2) Zebon.
3) fat
4) fat

Shiro:
1) yes, actually.
2) probably something like small children. mm-mm good!
3) time paradox.
4) I LOVE YOU

Y'know where it says 'PLEASE WRITE IN ENGLISH'(if you don't, you should)? Does chatspeak count as English? (e.g. lyk ong lol i h8 hannha montanna lolz i reely h8 hur she is dum)

RMD: text

Asotoku: I don't really get why it says that. If they speak a different language they won't understand it anyway?

ps hi bucket katt

Diddgery: FIVE PM TOMORROW. DO NOT FORGET.

Dale: The second and most notorious episode concerns "Marceline" (Tender Cousins' Legrand), a frizzy-haired nymphet who spends her afternoons on the lawn getting a bit more pleasure than is socially acceptable from her furry white pet rabbit. Her parents don't take kindly to her activities and decide to take matters into their own hands, with unbelievably perverse results...

Disaster: Only lazy sobs use chatspeak for otherwise easy-to-type-out words.

Shiro: ¡No habla ingles!

somebodys stealed my nickname and write to your update comment this message: Kirby sucks.
thats WASSED SOMEBODY ELSE THAN ME, BECAUSE I DON'T EVER SAID THAT ABOUT KIRBY!
what im gonna do?? i will get banned if that message is everywhere!

hi meen malebag ppl y r u so meen ur meen u mad maid meh cri ur so meen i tink u shood dy cuz ur meen u shood steel a carr n dryv it of a clif cuz ur meen im so much kewlr den u u no y cuz ur meen REEL MEEN U MEENYS i h8 u cuz ur meen and i h8 u cuz ur meen go away stoopid meenys by

RMD: text

All of my friends like a series of light novels about a Japanese school girl named Haruhi Suzumiya, but I do not know if I should watch it or not. It looks really really lame, but it apparently has cool stuff in it. You just can't see the cool stuff anywhere unless you watch it. So should I watch it?!

That, for the second time, is I! Today! I individual of confusion concerning, “cydni”, write. This user sent the religion manuscript from “CHURCH OF KIRBY”. That is bad translation, therefore I re-translated that because of you!

As for my translation of the “MANUSCRIPT OF CYDNI” there is here:

He (Kirby) was a Copy [Cat/Caterer] in Love Town! The Pope loved him so much that he took Kirby to Timmy’s house! Will he try [copy/capture] The Pope!? He (Kirby) went to Love Town’s [terrestrial exoatmosphere/internet/exit]!

THE END

Love
Shaun, [Cindy/Sidney/T.G. Cid], the Pope and Danni! (Leaders of “Church”)

[Transcribed/gave birth/sent email] by [Cindy/Sidney/T.G. Cid].

RMD: text

Parting Comments for Mailbag Thirty-Six:

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Mailbag 37 is coming in two weeks, and we'll be answering a few letters we still need to catch up on. Look forward to it!

-RMD