Kirby's Rainbow Resort

April 1st, 2008

Major Debageldond has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

Dale, sixteen, has had to work to support his parents' bad habits since the age of eight, always moving from job to job, as he is fired when he is discovered to be underage. Dale's dad is unemployed and his mother is a compulsive gambler, which leads inevitably to their bankruptcy. They abandon Dale after attempting to sell his organs to the Obama presidential campaign to ease their financial burdens. Without many choices left to him, Dale decides to hold someone for ransom. He finds a giant idiot, DrNK, and tells him that he would "like to take you away". However, DrNK mistakes his words for his confession of love, and Dale ends up employed as DrNK's new butler. His new COMBAT butler.

DrNK is the stage 2 boss. An ice fairy that lives on the lake surrounding the Pointless Palace. Although he's weak from the players' perspective, he is one of the strongest of his kind in the former Soviet Union. However, he is not very bright, and is a joke character second only to Wildrows. His hobby is freezing bees and watching them revive as they thaw, but he tends to shatter them instead by accident. This causes an eternal rivalry between himself and Diddgery.

It is said that RevorTay AlphRay was once attacked, and continously tortured by bees for an extended amount of time. After months of neverending stings, the hornets were finally convinced that the soldier himself was indeed a hamster or a cricecorn or something ridiculous like that. Thus, the birth of Diddgery. Diddgery has the ability to control bees at his will, and has them fly directly into his mouth so that he can eat them. He eats them all up. Apart from his bees, Diddgery is also equipped with a cannon, which he is usually fired from.

RMD: That guy...
Disaster: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?
RMD: Yep. That's Asotoku alright. He might be a high and mighty KRR forum administrator, but I'm still the Lord and Master of the KRR Mailbag.
Disaster: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in your shadow for too long.
RMD: Pale skin? You're one to talk, Disaster.
Disaster: Face it, RMD! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
RMD: Disaster, what's gotten into you?!
Disaster: Nyan nyan, nyan nyan, ni hao nyan! Gorgeous delicious deculture!
RMD: Disaster, snap out of it! Disaster!! Diiiisasssssster!

Nem's strident reaction to her sudden appearance in the mailbag includes yelling at Asotoku and leaping to the conclusion that she has been kidnapped. Asotoku appears to find her loud-mouthed manner off-putting at first, saying "I don't want you here, anyway". He sarcastically wishes Wildrows "good luck" with the marriage, and later reminds wildrows in person of his pending promise to "honour and obey". Even at the end of the episode, when Asotoku and Nem are on better terms, he remarks, "Blimey, you can shout."

MW once watched Oz with his family, thinking it was going to be an exciting modern adaptation of The Wizard of Oz. It was not exciting, and it was not a modern adaptation of The Wizard for Oz. MW and his family had a long discussion that night.

Chooch lives on top of a dresser in his bedroom, which on the side has a piece of paper lopsidedly taped on to it, declaring the dresser to be "Angel Island". Chooch claims that the dresser hovers in the sky thanks to the power of the "Master Emerald", a necklace stolen from his mother and quickly stored into the top left drawer of the dresser. In Mailbag #49, Chooch thought that Shiro and Asotoku were attempting to steal the Master Emerald, and that the infamous mad scientist Doctor NK (also known as Cirno) was trying to protect it. However, Doctor NK had lied to Chooch.

Disaster is the only one who understands every single anime and Japanese subculture references I make in every mailbag description.

Magi is a seventeen year-old high school detective whom people call the "Modern William Howard Taft" However, one night after a date with his childhood sweetheart, Dale, Magi witnessed an illegal trade and, caught off his guard, was knocked unconscious and fed a drug that was supposed to kill him... but he woke up and found himself shrunken to a seven year-old. In order to track down the men who did this to him, Magi hid his identity and lived with Dale, whose father RMD happened to be a hopeless detective, and with that came a series of murders and mysteries that he must solve.

Wildrows sees everything in only the most positive light possible. Wildrows is the exact opposite of Dale; Dale sees everything only with despair, while Wildrows only sees everything with bright optimism. He often creates bizarre explanations for grim situations; for example, he calls suicide by hanging ":|" and the act of stalking ":|". He seems to have a traumatic past, with a suicidal mother and a father who was at one point subject to being harassed by bears.

Diskmaster is an American weapons designer, computer hacker, and otaku who functions as a Q-like sidekick to Shiro, usually giving him support via codec. Diskmaster is first introduced in Metal Gear Shiro as the designer of Metal Gear RMD, and is being held captive at the outset in Pointless Palace. After peeing himself, he joins Shiro's support crew and guides Shiro through the process of disarming and destroying RMD.

Shiro Haden, a first year student in high school, can be characterized as being fun, crazy, and somewhat unpredictable. In the series, she is introduced declaring her interests in aliens, espers and time travelers and does not care for 'ordinary' human beings. The last thing on her mind is a normal high school life. With a burning desire to find such phenomenon in the world, she is generally unapproachable and finds ordinary people boring and uninteresting. As a result of this, many classmates chose to avoid her.

~RMD

Girla PurpleHeart: Hello mailbaggers, 'tis your good ol' friend Girla here on mailbag. (Yeah, yeah get over that stupid past and just forget about it and let me sent something to you).; Although, this is my first sending this mailbag to you guys, but OHH LOOKIE A QUESTION THAT I SHOULD ASK! =D; What would you have in your own Kirby game?; Hmm, let's see here...if I have my own Kirby game, then I should make it as an RPG game-like (since I'm a fan of RPG games); AND NOW FOR A QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU:; 1. How long are you guys been working here?; 2. Do you guys hate me? (Just asking); 3. Is it hot in here? Cause it aways felt like it's hot in here...; 4. Also Tumbleweed!; [Citation Needed]; no goes in every box;    1. Fairly long
    2. Fairly!
   3. Fairly!
   4. Fairl- wait what; i wonder what rmd would have to say about this;    1. :|
   2. yeah
   3. That is because you have autism, girla. 4. we do use tumbleweeds often to convey a point but i don't really understand the context you are using it in, maybe it's because you're retarded;    1. I've been working here for several years now. I have a very healthy relationship with the entire staff and look forward to working here and helping advance KRR for many more years to come.
   2. How could anyone ever hate Girla PurpleHeart? The compulsive liar, the sexual deviant, the corrupt mind... you are an angel. From hell. Go away and go die. fffffffff
   3. what
   4. You do not deserve the dignity of tumbleweed. You do not deserve the dignity of being denied tumbleweed. You do not even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as tumbleweed.

zura: hey guys; the next theme should be thoughts on brawl like what stages you wanted back(fountain of dreams for me), or SSE; Also, don't forget that your letters have a lot more chance of appearing if they have a question in them!; what is a man; WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS?!; a miserable little pile of secrets, i'd guess; RMD; ... Then what is a woman?; Me!; But only a single cog in the massive machine called Economy.; To be a man is to not be a woman. That is to say, you are not a little Asian girl who flirts with me for several weeks and then turns right around and becomes friends with some random loser and start talking about Kid Icarus. Baby, if I knew you were into video games, I would've plugged you into a world of awesome. So much awesome. But your loss. My gain. More for me.; ANDREW RYAN WAS RIGHT!; No one at KRR is, or ever will be a man. Especially not Disaster. He watches anime and gives faux-philosophical bull**** mailbag answers

Jiji: My Kirby game would be based in KRR and everyone who does the mailbag would be heroes and live happily ever after (so do I get a double bonus for doing the bonus and the question?); Anyways, if you could change anything about KRR instantly, what would it be?; I'd be in charge of the mailbag. :'(; Absolutely nothing. You can't fix something that isn't broken.; I don't want to be a hero. I want to be an NPC. :( Even though RMD is lying his teeth rotten, I wouldn't change anything, either.; No, I'd be in charge of the mailbag.; Well, to answer your question, something like Italy circa 1930; I'm the token female hero aren't I? :S
The only thing I can think of fixing on the site is all of the 'Under Construction' sections that have been like that for years. At least put something in them.; I would make the KRRian national anthem.; ASO VS DIDDGERY, HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL 2, LET'S ROCK

VBKirby: Hi there. I haven't read the mailbag in ages, so I just recently caught up. You people crack me up so much. Though this place rarely seems to make any sense. Anyways, here is my question.; What games to do want there to be sequels for? However, you can't say you want a sequel for a game that already is a sequel. So you can't ask for a sequel for Pikmin 2 or something.; Three games I really want sequels for are Uniracers, Pokemon Snap, and Luigi's Mansion. (But not a gimmicky touch screen one.) Uniracers was awesome, and I don't think enough people know that.; go outside; and take rmd with you; ELITE BEAT AGENTS 2 PLEASE; I hear there is going to be a Tail Concerto 2 for DS. Can't be certain though.; disaster should go too.; I want Power Stone 3; ...but I really do want a sequel for Pikmin 2. :(; skies of arcadia; Southland Tales: Donnie Darko 2.0; b-billy hatcher 2 :); Nothing is coming to mind. Most things I like got a sequel. The market caters to RMD.; The market doesn't care about me at all :<; DON'T SAY IT; The market sells fresh fruits and vegetables.; Power Stone 3.; Yes. Power Stone 3.

Roy: Topic: What I would have in my own kirby game?; Originality. :P; Question: If you wern't a kirby "fan", what would you be a fan of?; I'm not a Kirby fan.; Anime. Thank God I am still on KRR, it's probably the only thing keeping me from spiraling into a delusional world of animated relationships and crying when a girl handing out wooden stars to people disintegrates into thin air.; Ha ha ha, originality. That is hilarious. Ha ha.
I'm a bigger fan of MOTHER than I am of Kirby, but if I had to choose something completely out of left field... let's go with Professor Layton.; Sonic...; Are you saying I can't be a fan of two or more things at once?; If I weren't a Kirby fan, I'd be an electronic one. Household appliances like those are great for people too cheap to buy a 200$ air conditioner.; KNUCKLES; What are you talking about? I'm not one of those unoriginal people who slap numbers at the end of a generic Kirbyfan username! Away with you, good sir!; i would be a fan of youth culture; Plug me in, and I spin around. Whrrrr...; I'd still be a Sonic fan, I guess.

dasune: Hey guys, sup. To start with the continued theme, I would make a Kirby game have more of an Amazing Mirror feel, with different paths and maps and et cetera. Keep to the old abilities, but maybe bring in some Dreamland 2/3 ones that aren't seen anymore. Also, the antagonist should be Dedede, but for some cool reason. And it should be a 2D control scheme!; For the added theme; I love you guys because you're entertaining AND correct. Or at least you seem to be.; Also, might as well ask something again.. uh, what's your favourite Kirby level?; No idea.; Butter Building because of the music.; The last level of Kirby's Dream Land 3. aww yea; Going with rmd on this one.; Geez, do we HAVE to have a favorite for everything? Can't a person just like a series in general?!; no.; NO; ;~;; I agree with RMD and DrNK, Iceberg was really awesome. And Dark Castle from Dream Land 2 was pretty cool too. And that factory level from Kirby 64 was cool because of the music but that's about it.; I'm gonna be a rebel and say Halfmoon from KSS. But isn't the only ability from Dreamland 2/3 you don't see anymore the broom?; The first stage of Gamble Galaxy has a lot of cool stuff in it; like those barrels you use to hide from Gordos. For all you know, they could be raw sewage containers, but you still jump right in!; I LOVE KIRBY; DALEINI IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

budweiser party: Hello good sirs I am young citizen very interested in the magic of mailbag. How do you mailbag and what is cause the if mailbag?; What kind of question is 'how do you mailbag?'; It's just a jump to the left! And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ght! With your hands on your hips! ugh i am annoying myself; i am the mailbag wizard and i create mailbag with my wands; I am the mailbag. I create myself.; I... don't... know...?; Minorities such as NK are in control of the mailbag. NK is black but he's got some japanese in there somewhere, so he's entirely worthy of contempt.; Hello and welcome to magic of mailbag, please to give and take seat. There is always once more. How do I mailbag? How do you mailbag. And with cause if mailbag, we can concluding it is the behoovement of society that makes mailbag possible. And viewers like you.; All you need is love.; The cause of the If Mailbag is quite obvious the Then Mailbag.; To make a mailbag, first obtain about 25 pounds (~10 kg) of Plutonium239 at your local supplier. A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as you'll have to extract and separate it from spent fuel rods, and it's a messy job. Besides, large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact one of the former Soviet Republics, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your pants.; Wildrows just reply with :| and get it over with :3; Oh just for that I am not using :| for the entirety of this mailbag; You just did; you just did; ...@#$%; and i just lost the game

nintendofan: Hi I want to know whats the worst kirby game and sonic; MOTHER******* SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES; ...Well Chooch wins. :|; chooch likes sonic; Hahaha you used it again, Wildrows; That was the point, knucklehead.; :<; I want to know whats happened that you were suddenly torn away from your keyboard and were unable to conclude your letter in a coherent fashion.; knuckles; Contrary to popular beleif, RMD is actually the worst Kirby game and sonic.; The worst Sonic Kirby is the best game game.; I'd say pretty much any of the 3D Sonics, but that might upset Chooch D:; >:(; Wildrows is a well adjusted member of society. RMD is a well adjusted member of society. Hell, everyone here at KRR is god damn well adjusted member of society.

ayalpyzal: SONICS THE NAME SPEEDS MY GAME!; You're too slo~ow!; TOO EASY! PIECE OF CAKE!; C'MON, STEP IT UP!; LET'S SHOW THIS CREEP THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAM WORK!; GET THE @#$% OUT; who let chooch into the ssbb recording room; what is a chooch; I'LL SHOW YOU; You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles
And we're at Pumpkin Hill, you ready?; HUURGHGHRGAHARAHHHHH

*: Note to Aso: Don't leave dinner in oven; OH NOT AGAIN

Hyarion: So, there's been two major releases since the last mailbag- Brawl, and Apollo Justice. I was going to make up a few "You have unlocked such-and-such" Brawl screenshots with mailbaggers instead of Nintendo characters, but... I couldn't find any screenshots to photoshop. :/ Sorry 'bout that.; I'm sure you'll get somewhere around a million letters about Brawl, so I'm not going to write a review or anything. Here's a few comments, though:; -Meta Knight + Ike + Marth is just plain epic.; -Snake and Otacon wanting to be like Captain Falcon is hilarious. "Falcoooooon Punch!"; -Online swings wildly between unplayable and good-as-offline. Keep trying until you have a good group.; -Olimar is probably the most interesting character. I like how closely he sticks to the original games (which are classics, by the way. Heck, is anything made by Miyamoto *not* a classic?); -Young Link was my main in Melee, so I found Toon Link to be a nice update on him- the revamped down air is great.; -Sonic and Snake are pretty good characters. Snake is fun to play as (and you can work wonders with his planted explosives in Target Smash), but Sonic fits my playstyle better. Get in range quickly, attack, get back out.; -Shoot, I'm starting to ramble again. Next subject!; Objection! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2486458; So yeah, AJ is out. ...I can't say a whole lot about it without giving out spoilers, hm. I'll just comment on the main cast then.; -The way they handled Apollo is nice. He's close enough to Phoenix to not be too jarring of a transition, but enough of his own character to not be a clone of Phoenix.; -Looking at Phoenix... he hasn't changed all that much, really. He would usually think to himself and leave the talking to Maya, so his quietness isn't new. The only thing that really surprised me, looking back at the game now, was that thing in case 1.; -Trucy was excellent. She seems to have all of Maya's good points with none of the bad ones. I never really cared for Maya much, so a game without her was like a breath of fresh air. The reference to her in Case 2 was great, though.; -Ema may be no Gumshoe, but she's fun to investigate crime scenes with (the fruit basket in Case 3 comes to mind.); -Larry's in the game, hah! He's in the background of a certain place in Case 3, and again (same place, but different outfit) in Case 4. All in all, a nice little nod to fans of the previous game.; -Overall, it was good as the next chapter in the series, and great as the beginning of Apollo's story.; Hm, let's see... I was going to send you all the link to my Ace Attorney fangame, but it seems you've found it already. Aso told me about how great some of the staffers here thought it was- that's a bit surprising to me, given it's only got a few characters at present and it's buggy as heck. But hey, thanks for the compliments.; That should be about it. See you all next mailbag!; I asked great mailbag leader RMD if I could personally address this question as the BYOND Ace Attorney game can make for some of the greatest times ever. I'd look it up and play it some time.
plug, plug, plug; * Magi has joined #krrmailbag; [Magi] dale says i'm invited is this true; [rmd] lmaooo; [drnk] lmao; [Asotoku] it isn't, no; [Chooch] LMAO; [Magi] i didn't think so; [Dale] **** ALL OF YOU; [Disaster] wat; * Magi has left #krrmailbag

Hyarion: Aw shoot, I knew I forgot something in my earlier letter. The mailbag theme was "What would you have in your own Kirby game?" Well, to answer that question, the first thing that comes to mind would be my original character, Hyarion. He travels between worlds (what most people would call a "dimensional traveller") and helps where he can, basically. There's a lot more to it than that, of course, but that's as far as I'd go in a Kirby game. He'd be a helper, probably, and use his signature sword-based and light-based attacks.; So what would YOU put in your own Kirby game?; this is where disk nem magi and shiro joined us; [Dale] this is retarded; * Quits: Dale; [drnk] he'll be back.; * Joins: Dale; A plot!; I'm not a creative guy. I cannot answer this question. :|; Your mails are always entertaining!! But, um, do they always have to be so long? Anyways. Um. I would put in the animal helpers from KDL3 again because they were cool. And Gooey I guess.; No talking at all. Just like all the previous Kirby games.; Also, thank you for making AA:BE. It's fun.; No MW, look what happened to Sonic :<; me; I agree with Diddgery, I'd put Gooey back in.; Drug abilities; Booze and hot chicks.; if you guys all love these game so much, why do you keep trying to come up with ways to improve them? :(

Gajon: Questions from newbie:; (1) What's your favorite Kirby song/theme?; (2) Would you like to make your own Kirby episode?; (3) If so, what would it be about?; (4) Did you ever kill anyone? o.o;;    1.) FLYING BATTERY ZO- probably the Halberd music in Revenge of Meta Knight.
   2.) anime
   3.) anime
   4.) balderdash!!!;    (1) No idea
   (2) No
   (3) See 2
   (4) I would never tell you such a thing;    1) internationale_czech
   2) yes
   3) kirby goes to iraq and dies
   4) i killed wildrows;    1. Oh man this is hard. Um. I guess Orange Ocean? Or maybe King Dedede's theme. Perhaps Iceberg from Kirby's Dream Land 3? I dunno.
   2. Maybe?
   3. No wait, I changed my mind.
   4. ...N-no.;    (1) Again with the favorites! Stop that! All Kirby songs are awesome!
   (2) Oh... an anime question. Uh... no.
   (4) I oughta kill ya for askin' a question like that! Why I oughta...;    1. That would have to be Kirby 64's final boss theme, hands down.
   2. Hell no. Lest you want to see Kirby vs Stick Figures next on DRAGONBALL ZEEE
   4. That's not what she said. :O;    1) Dedede's Theme
   2) No
   3) See question 2
   4) Yes, but not just one person it was a massacre;    1.) Marx's theme, aww yea. ACTUALLY ICEBERG DIDDGERY IS 100% CORRECT
   2.) absolutely.
   3.) Pitch comes by and shoots up the place.
   4.) maybe.;    1. UhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH i don't know maybe marx battle??
   2. Yes!
   3. Kirby eats the puzzle piece and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
   4. i slay people with my wit; 1. A have a lot of favourites really. I don't really have anything on a top teir of songs. The Butter Building Mix in Brawl happens to stand out at the moment.;    1-Mecheye and Halfmoon, the two songs used in Brawl's 'Revenge of MetaKnight.'
   2-Not really. I'm not creative.
   3-:|
   4-Dale killed me before I could kill him.;    1. KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW
   2. KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
   3. HE'S MORE THAN YOU THINK HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK
   4. KIR-- I was not in Bloomfield Township, MI on July 30, 1975. I was at home, talking to a friend of mine. I have an alibi.;    1)king dedede's theme
   2)king dedede's theme
   3)king dedede's theme
   4)king dedede's theme

VBKirby: Hi. I'm not clever enough to think of a theme to use for a whole mail bag. All I know is that it shouldn't be about Brawl. It's too over hyped.; So here are some questions.; #1 Have you ever read any good, or even half decent fanfics before? I read a few Golden Sun ones before and thought I was gonna puke.; #2 Did you have a favourite childhood toy you grew up with? Mine was a white teddy bear named Fluffy. Though he's more dark gray than white now.; #3 Do any of you think Glasses make people look more attractive? I do. There was an article I read that explained why some people think this.; #4 What is your job? (like, in real life. Not on Rainbow Resort);    1. JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE
   2. Um... not.. not particularly, I don't think so. Though I do have a couple of stuffed animals now that I rather like.
   3. Uhhhhhhhh whatev.
   4. I don't really have one.;    1) no
   2)no
   3)No, that's ****ing retarded. If you think glasses are attractive, you might as well have some kind of a wheelchair fetish or something. Glasses show an evolutionary disadvantage, and by being attracted by them, you're basically telling God you're retarded
   4) new wave italian cinema;    #1 Ye-- No I lie :<
   #2 Yeah, a doll of Wakko from Animaniacs. I still have it actually. :3
   #3 ...Yes, actually.
   #4 Freeloader;     1.) no
   2.) my nintendo n_n
   3.) It depends!
   4.) Job?;    1. ~~botvgh~~ No.
   2. I think I still have my old black teddy bear.
   3. Depends on the alcohol intake.
   4. Retail slave.;    #1 The Dreamland Story by GameTrekker is the only good fanfic I ever bothered to read the whole way through. (Bonus points for it being Kirby-related!)
   #2 Uh... I had a rather well-made Littlefoot stuffed animal (from The Land Before Time) that I used to carry everywhere. And slept with. So... yeah.
   #3 MEGANEKKO MOE~
   #4 Freeloader :S;    1) I'm not a real big fan of Fan Fics for some reason. I understand why exactly they are written in the first place, but I don't find the most of them magnetic enough to hold enough water as their own stories. ... and that's speaking for the good ones. However that's just my opinion today, when I'm taking writing more seriously. What Disaster said about The Dreamland Story applies for me too, but man that was a long time ago.
   2) I once had a large plethora of stuffed animals. Pretend games were always in the big. How I gave each of them names and remembered them all is something I'm sure I wouldn't be able to do today.
   3) It makes no difference to me. Most people wear contacts these days; however there are some people who look so very different without glasses.
   4) Human Being.;    1) ...
   2) Uhm, not a toy but I do have a blanket from when I was young
   3) ...No
   4) Hired assassin.;    1-No. Never.
   2-No. Never.
   3-...what? Why would you want to know that?
   4-No. Never.;    1.) JOHN FREEMAN, RUN OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN
   2.) uhh i used to have this toy lightsaber that made noise when you swung it around
   3.) i wear glasses and i am still DEVILISHLY HANDSOME so yes ;)
   4. secret agent man;    1) I agree with Shiro and Diddgery.
   2) No!
   3) what
   4) Pirate!;    1. WHY DID YOU NEVER READ THE WADDLE DEDEDE STORY, DISASTER?
   2. Uh I have a super deformed stuffed lion that's been on my bed for like, the past 10 years or so? His name is BIG and he is rad and we got him at Toys R Us. Aside from him, LEGO is the greatest thing ever.
   3. Dale has horrible taste in film and in style. Depending on who it is, some girls can make themselves look ten times hotter with some styling frames. You will understand when you are my age, dear mailbag readers. Dale is but a small child unable to comprehend sophisticated tastes such as brunettes, the name Melissa, short skirts, long jackets, and some styling frames.
   4. I'm a professional hikikomori/NEET (this is one of the things Disaster will understand and you will not).

vinnyboy: I know! "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" is made the release date. My answer to the last mailbag is this: What is the best and worst part of "The Subspace Emissary"? And now the questions.; 1. I'm thinking that "Kirby's Dream Land 3" took a long time to finish than the first two on the ZSNES on my laptor, not the SNES. Then I notice the R.O.B. and later Samus Aran came out of nowhere. Is this a problem or not? (Only you had playing this will answer!); 2. Besides, I both played "Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land" and "Kirby and the Amazing Mirror" on my GBA. Which GBA game is better? (I don't care both!); Bye and Happy LATE Valentine's Day!; 1.) i.. er?! if you're talking about the people you have to help on the levels and stuff, it was probably them running out of ideas
2.) nightmare in dreamland was just a port of Kirby's Adventure for the NES, so KatAM."; Careful with Kirby's Dreamland 3 on Emulators. For some reason, the graphics engine within the game sometimes makes ZSNES glitch things. I know the ROM copy I have is near unplayable due to it.; 1. KDL3 is terrible why are you playing it.
2. Amazing Mirror because it's not a port! Plus I do actually like the game.; I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU; 1) ...
2) I liked Nightmare in Dreamland because you could play as Meta Knight. I never got to enjoy Kirby's Adventure for the NES so...; 1. It might be a graphical problem (like MW said) if they just randomly showed up on the screen.
2. Both are awesome, must-have GBA games.;     Uh, should I answer the Subspace Emissary questions? ... Maybe not. So I'll just do these regular ones.
   1. Uh... huh? What? Those.. those are just cameos. There's a lot of cameos in KDL3. Also MAGI YOU SUCK
   2. Er. They're both good? I dunno, I'm a bit more partial to Nightmare in Dream Land because it's a port/remake of Kirby's Adventure.; Error 420: Failed to parse text. Common symptoms of this is poor language semantics. This includes grammar and spelling. DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MY RULER. >:O; just to let you guys know me rmd dale and shiro are the awesome dudes who haven't been wasting their lives playing brawl ok; 1. Kirby's Dream Land 3 is my favorite Kirby game (magi is a little baby who can't handle the fun) and I don't have the vaguest idea what exactly you are trying to convey in your message.
2. Are you such a pushover that you cannot decide your favorite video game for yourself and need to rely on socially awkward internet addicts (and a guy from Tennessee) to decide your favorite between a choice of two? I am not knocking you, but I cannot help but wonder what sort of a life you must live.;    I HAVE VERY GOOD TASTE IN FILM AND SUPERB TASTE IN STYLE. I HAVE HAD THREE GIRLFRIENDS AND ASSORTED KIRBY! INHALE IT!; THE CLOSEST RMD HAS EVER COME TO APPRECIATE COPY ABILITY IS WHEN A CASHIER AT TACO BELL TOUCHED HIS HAND WHILE GIVING HIM CHANGE
   also i'm the tennessee guy
   **** yes
   (censors provided by Asotoku)

Grand Papillon: *on an airplane* It would seem people want an encore. Looks like it's time to deliver another heaping helping of strange...!; Yuri: Don't you need a Parasol?; Puh-leeze! You know me! OK, I'm goin' on!; *jumps down from the plane*; Yuri: *sigh* He's so damn reckless.; Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *lands on feet*; *muscle flex* One... two... three... go! Grand Papillon has returned, delivering more questions and strangeness that YOU love! Last time on The Kirby Rainbow Resort Mailbag Show, (AKA Kirby Rainbow Beach Club to some) Grand Papillon (that's PAPILLON, by the way, NOT Papillion!) SHOCKED readers with his zany out-of-placeness. And now, it's time for PART II! *makes peace sign*; In honor of this week's Mailbag theme, I wish to talk about my own Kirby game idea for a minute or two! Bear with me now... it starts out with Kirby going to the Pop Star Festival, m'kay? Now, he has a good time, a good time he has, playing Mini Games with stars, jars, and bars. While watching the main event, DeDeDe decides to play a prank. He makes a trail of Maximum Toh-mah-toes onto the stage, and then you go into your first boss fight!; After kicking the performer's boo-tay, suddenly an evil being comes and crashes the par-tay! He sends Kirby, DeDeDe, and the performer, who happens to be a female firestarter, oh let's call her Pyra, on a trip through time! But not the overdone prehistoric times like you'd expect... I'm talkin' 'bout from lookin' like an Atari character, allllllll the way to the current 128 bit era! I call it... Kirby's Time Truffle! Rated G for Groo-vay!; *sips on tomato juice* That was certainly a mouthful! Allow me to break up the monoto-nay by asking some questions... ay!; I: Question one, your name again is... Toons!?; II: What was y'alls FAAAAAVORITE cartoons when y'all were young!? I'm talkin' like, sixth grade and under!; III: If Kirby's Time Truffle was created, what would the reviewers say!?; IV: If Marx and O2 fused, what would they become!?; V: If Kirby were to inhale y'all, what abilities would he gather?; *school bell* Oop, did you hear that? Apparently not, but it looks like it's...; *spotlight comes on self*; Too late... my time has come...; Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...; Goodbyyyye everybody... I've got to go...; *record scratch* Until next time, anyway! Stay tuned for further adventures of Grand Papillon!; *changes into Golden Bat and flies away*; Dance like a bat! Swing like a bat!;    YOU ARE AN ATROCIOUS HUMAN BEING SHUT UP
   SHUT UP
   SHUT UUUUUUUUOH MY GOD YOU AREN'T STOPPING
   WHY DON'T YOU STOP
   WHY WON'T YOU STOP
   WHY
   WHERE IS GOD
   YOU ARE A COMPLETE REVERSION IN ADVANCEMENT AND A COUNTERPOINT TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF HUMANITY
   YOU ARE THE ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION
   ENTROPY IS OVERTHROWN IN FAVOR OF FESTERING MADNESS, OF THE WILD CACOPHONY OF LIFE COMES STAGNATING IDIOCY
   LIGHT AND DARKNESS AND EVEN INTERMEDIATE DUSK ARE OVERTURNED IN FAVOR OF A COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF VISION
   DAMN US ALL;    Did you know...
   From Wikipedia's newest articles:
   ...that the 1947 song "Pico and Sepulveda" about an intersection on LA's Pico Boulevard (pictured) was frequently on Dr. Demento's radio show?
   ...that the steamboat Flyer, which by 1930 had covered more miles than any other dedicated inland vessel, had an imperfectly sealed hull, causing it to list to port throughout its working life?
   ...that the Haitian military leader and former slave Lamour Desrances allied with the enemies of Haitian Revolutionary hero Toussaint Louverture in the War of the Knives?
   ...that when Demi Moore appeared nude on the cover of Vanity Fair in the body painting/photograph Demi's Birthday Suit, it commemorated More Demi Moore's one-year anniversary?
   ...that Shaw University�s Leonard Hall housed the first class of four year African-American medical students in the United States?
   ...that jazz drummer Butch Ballard was hired by Duke Ellington as a backup drummer due to the excessive drinking of his regular drummer Sonny Greer?
   ...that Evergreen Lutheran High School lost its lease in DuPont, Washington in 1988 and has been looking for another site while sharing land at a local church?
   OH GOD WHERE IS BAGEL
   WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US, BAGEL
   DEBAGELDOND;    Oh man you are like... either the greatest person who has ever sent a letter to the mailbag, or the most horrifying, I really can't decide. Maybe a little bit of both? But, um. Questions!
   1. My name is just Diddgery like always.
   2. Oh man I don't know. Tiny Toons Adventures or something.
   3. They'd probably be like "oh it is a game"
   4. They'd become what RMD said I guess.
   5. BOBEH~~~!!;    1. BOBEH~~~!!
   2. BOBEH~~~!!
   3. BOBEH~~~!!
   4. BOBEH~~~!!
   5. GIVE MY BACK MY LIFE!!; LIKE I CARE!!;    Oh my, another visit from Grand Papillon! How... delightful.
    I: Now time for ou' lightning wound! We call it... Games! *jingle*
   II: ...Favorites... ffffffffffff
   III: Four out of five stars for being "too easy" (come on, it's a Kirby game, of course it's going to be sorta easy! shut up reviewers!).
   IV: The most evil monstrosity in fictional history.
   V: DISASTER;    GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD. TOTALLY POINTLESS ROLEPLAY.
   1: My name is Benjamin "Diskmaster" Rierimanu, the third Echelon of the Darkfire Knight. Don't forget it.
   2: The one that involves turning off the TV.
   3: Who'd buy it? :O
   4: You.
   5: Running and maintaining computers of many types, and being an asshat.;    1. 45 DEGREES!
   2. 45 DEGREES!
   3. 45 DEGREES!
   4. 45 DEGREES!
   5. 45 DEGREES! YOHOHOHOHOHO; You lost me at the muscle flex.;    John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
   John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
   There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
   "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
   So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
   "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
   "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
   "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
   The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
   And then John was a zombie.; also I just lost the game.; ...Normally I hate to pass twice in a row but...holy crap man. :|

Closing Statements:

See you next mailbag! (also major thanks to Disaster for fixing up the CSS to add these several thousand new guys!!! we all love you)

nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan, gorgeous delicious deculture

DO NOT WANT

RAN RAN RUUUUUU

The future is just like you imagined. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang.

See you soon, Kirby's Rainbow Resort.

Be glad I took the time to put all of you guys in the mailbag coding for you :[

Who's up for another suicide party?

oh.

Every mailbag before this was pointless because Magi wasn't there. Now the world has truly begun.

And the future refused to change.

BOBEH~~~!!

LONG LIVE DALER MEHNDI.

My name is unicode characters.

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April 1st, 2008 Major Debageldond has been shot. Round up the usual suspects. Dale, sixteen, has had to work to support his parents' bad habits since the age of eight, always moving from job to job, as he is fired when he is discovered to be underage. Dale's dad is unemployed and his mother is a compulsive gambler, which leads inevitably to their bankruptcy. They abandon Dale after attempting to sell his organs to the Obama presidential campaign to ease their financial burdens. Without many choices left to him, Dale decides to hold someone for ransom. He finds a giant idiot, DrNK, and tells him that he would "like to take you away". However, DrNK mistakes his words for his confession of love, and Dale ends up employed as DrNK's new butler. His new COMBAT butler. DrNK is the stage 2 boss. An ice fairy that lives on the lake surrounding the Pointless Palace. Although he's weak from the players' perspective, he is one of the strongest of his kind in the former Soviet Union. However, he is not very bright, and is a joke character second only to Wildrows. His hobby is freezing bees and watching them revive as they thaw, but he tends to shatter them instead by accident. This causes an eternal rivalry between himself and Diddgery. It is said that RevorTay AlphRay was once attacked, and continously tortured by bees for an extended amount of time. After months of neverending stings, the hornets were finally convinced that the soldier himself was indeed a hamster or a cricecorn or something ridiculous like that. Thus, the birth of Diddgery. Diddgery has the ability to control bees at his will, and has them fly directly into his mouth so that he can eat them. He eats them all up. Apart from his bees, Diddgery is also equipped with a cannon, which he is usually fired from. RMD: That guy... Disaster: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"? RMD: Yep. That's Asotoku alright. He might be a high and mighty KRR forum administrator, but I'm still the Lord and Master of the KRR Mailbag. Disaster: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in your shadow for too long. RMD: Pale skin? You're one to talk, Disaster. Disaster: Face it, RMD! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother! RMD: Disaster, what's gotten into you?! Disaster: Nyan nyan, nyan nyan, ni hao nyan! Gorgeous delicious deculture! RMD: Disaster, snap out of it! Disaster!! Diiiisasssssster! Nem's strident reaction to her sudden appearance in the mailbag includes yelling at Asotoku and leaping to the conclusion that she has been kidnapped. Asotoku appears to find her loud-mouthed manner off-putting at first, saying "I don't want you here, anyway". He sarcastically wishes Wildrows "good luck" with the marriage, and later reminds wildrows in person of his pending promise to "honour and obey". Even at the end of the episode, when Asotoku and Nem are on better terms, he remarks, "Blimey, you can shout." MW once watched Oz with his family, thinking it was going to be an exciting modern adaptation of The Wizard of Oz. It was not exciting, and it was not a modern adaptation of The Wizard for Oz. MW and his family had a long discussion that night. Chooch lives on top of a dresser in his bedroom, which on the side has a piece of paper lopsidedly taped on to it, declaring the dresser to be "Angel Island". Chooch claims that the dresser hovers in the sky thanks to the power of the "Master Emerald", a necklace stolen from his mother and quickly stored into the top left drawer of the dresser. In Mailbag #49, Chooch thought that Shiro and Asotoku were attempting to steal the Master Emerald, and that the infamous mad scientist Doctor NK (also known as Cirno) was trying to protect it. However, Doctor NK had lied to Chooch. Disaster is the only one who understands every single anime and Japanese subculture references I make in every mailbag description. Magi is a seventeen year-old high school detective whom people call the "Modern William Howard Taft" However, one night after a date with his childhood sweetheart, Dale, Magi witnessed an illegal trade and, caught off his guard, was knocked unconscious and fed a drug that was supposed to kill him... but he woke up and found himself shrunken to a seven year-old. In order to track down the men who did this to him, Magi hid his identity and lived with Dale, whose father RMD happened to be a hopeless detective, and with that came a series of murders and mysteries that he must solve. Wildrows sees everything in only the most positive light possible. Wildrows is the exact opposite of Dale; Dale sees everything only with despair, while Wildrows only sees everything with bright optimism. He often creates bizarre explanations for grim situations; for example, he calls suicide by hanging ":\|" and the act of stalking ":\|". He seems to have a traumatic past, with a suicidal mother and a father who was at one point subject to being harassed by bears. Diskmaster is an American weapons designer, computer hacker, and otaku who functions as a Q-like sidekick to Shiro, usually giving him support via codec. Diskmaster is first introduced in Metal Gear Shiro as the designer of Metal Gear RMD, and is being held captive at the outset in Pointless Palace. After peeing himself, he joins Shiro's support crew and guides Shiro through the process of disarming and destroying RMD. Shiro Haden, a first year student in high school, can be characterized as being fun, crazy, and somewhat unpredictable. In the series, she is introduced declaring her interests in aliens, espers and time travelers and does not care for 'ordinary' human beings. The last thing on her mind is a normal high school life. With a burning desire to find such phenomenon in the world, she is generally unapproachable and finds ordinary people boring and uninteresting. As a result of this, many classmates chose to avoid her. ~RMD Girla PurpleHeart Hello mailbaggers, 'tis your good ol' friend Girla here on mailbag. (Yeah, yeah get over that stupid past and just forget about it and let me sent something to you). Although, this is my first sending this mailbag to you guys, but OHH LOOKIE A QUESTION THAT I SHOULD ASK! =D What would you have in your own Kirby game? Hmm, let's see here...if I have my own Kirby game, then I should make it as an RPG game-like (since I'm a fan of RPG games) AND NOW FOR A QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU: 1. How long are you guys been working here? 2. Do you guys hate me? (Just asking) 3. Is it hot in here? Cause it aways felt like it's hot in here... 4. Also Tumbleweed! [Citation Needed] no goes in every box 1. Fairly long 2. Fairly! 3. Fairly! 4. Fairl- wait what i wonder what rmd would have to say about this 1. :\| 2. yeah 3. That is because you have autism, girla. 4. we do use tumbleweeds often to convey a point but i don't really understand the context you are using it in, maybe it's because you're retarded 1. I've been working here for several years now. I have a very healthy relationship with the entire staff and look forward to working here and helping advance KRR for many more years to come. 2. How could anyone ever hate Girla PurpleHeart? The compulsive liar, the sexual deviant, the corrupt mind... you are an angel. From hell. Go away and go die. fffffffff 3. what 4. You do not deserve the dignity of tumbleweed. You do not deserve the dignity of being denied tumbleweed. You do not even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as tumbleweed. zura hey guys the next theme should be thoughts on brawl like what stages you wanted back(fountain of dreams for me), or SSE Also, don't forget that your letters have a lot more chance of appearing if they have a question in them! what is a man WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS?! a miserable little pile of secrets, i'd guess RMD ... Then what is a woman? Me! But only a single cog in the massive machine called Economy. To be a man is to not be a woman. That is to say, you are not a little Asian girl who flirts with me for several weeks and then turns right around and becomes friends with some random loser and start talking about Kid Icarus. Baby, if I knew you were into video games, I would've plugged you into a world of awesome. So much awesome. But your loss. My gain. More for me. ANDREW RYAN WAS RIGHT! No one at KRR is, or ever will be a man. Especially not Disaster. He watches anime and gives faux-philosophical bull** mailbag answers Jiji My Kirby game would be based in KRR and everyone who does the mailbag would be heroes and live happily ever after (so do I get a double bonus for doing the bonus and the question?) Anyways, if you could change anything about KRR instantly, what would it be? I'd be in charge of the mailbag. :'( Absolutely nothing. You can't fix something that isn't broken. I don't want to be a hero. I want to be an NPC. :( Even though RMD is lying his teeth rotten, I wouldn't change anything, either. No, I'd** be in charge of the mailbag. Well, to answer your question, something like Italy circa 1930 I'm the token female hero aren't I? :S The only thing I can think of fixing on the site is all of the 'Under Construction' sections that have been like that for years. At least put something in them. I would make the KRRian national anthem. ASO VS DIDDGERY, HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL 2, LET'S ROCK VBKirby Hi there. I haven't read the mailbag in ages, so I just recently caught up. You people crack me up so much. Though this place rarely seems to make any sense. Anyways, here is my question. What games to do want there to be sequels for? However, you can't say you want a sequel for a game that already is a sequel. So you can't ask for a sequel for Pikmin 2 or something. Three games I really want sequels for are Uniracers, Pokemon Snap, and Luigi's Mansion. (But not a gimmicky touch screen one.) Uniracers was awesome, and I don't think enough people know that. go outside and take rmd with you ELITE BEAT AGENTS 2 PLEASE I hear there is going to be a Tail Concerto 2 for DS. Can't be certain though. disaster should go too. I want Power Stone 3 ...but I really do want a sequel for Pikmin 2. :( skies of arcadia Southland Tales: Donnie Darko 2.0 b-billy hatcher 2 :) Nothing is coming to mind. Most things I like got a sequel. The market caters to RMD. The market doesn't care about me at all :< DON'T SAY IT The market sells fresh fruits and vegetables. Power Stone 3. Yes. Power Stone 3. Roy Topic: What I would have in my own kirby game? Originality. :P Question: If you wern't a kirby "fan", what would you be a fan of? I'm not a Kirby fan. Anime. Thank God I am still on KRR, it's probably the only thing keeping me from spiraling into a delusional world of animated relationships and crying when a girl handing out wooden stars to people disintegrates into thin air. Ha ha ha, originality. That is hilarious. Ha ha. I'm a bigger fan of MOTHER than I am of Kirby, but if I had to choose something completely out of left field... let's go with Professor Layton. Sonic... Are you saying I can't be a fan of two or more things at once? If I weren't a Kirby fan, I'd be an electronic one. Household appliances like those are great for people too cheap to buy a 200$ air conditioner. KNUCKLES What are you talking about? I'm not one of those unoriginal people who slap numbers at the end of a generic Kirbyfan username! Away with you, good sir! i would be a fan of youth culture Plug me in, and I spin around. Whrrrr... I'd still be a Sonic fan, I guess. dasune Hey guys, sup. To start with the continued theme, I would make a Kirby game have more of an Amazing Mirror feel, with different paths and maps and et cetera. Keep to the old abilities, but maybe bring in some Dreamland 2/3 ones that aren't seen anymore. Also, the antagonist should be Dedede, but for some cool reason. And it should be a 2D control scheme! For the added theme; I love you guys because you're entertaining AND correct. Or at least you seem to be. Also, might as well ask something again.. uh, what's your favourite Kirby level? No idea. Butter Building because of the music. The last level of Kirby's Dream Land 3. aww yea Going with rmd on this one. Geez, do we HAVE to have a favorite for everything? Can't a person just like a series in general?! no. NO ;~; I agree with RMD and DrNK, Iceberg was really awesome. And Dark Castle from Dream Land 2 was pretty cool too. And that factory level from Kirby 64 was cool because of the music but that's about it. I'm gonna be a rebel and say Halfmoon from KSS. But isn't the only ability from Dreamland 2/3 you don't see anymore the broom? The first stage of Gamble Galaxy has a lot of cool stuff in it; like those barrels you use to hide from Gordos. For all you know, they could be raw sewage containers, but you still jump right in! I LOVE KIRBY DALEINI IS ALWAYS RIGHT. budweiser party Hello good sirs I am young citizen very interested in the magic of mailbag. How do you mailbag and what is cause the if mailbag? What kind of question is 'how do you mailbag?' It's just a jump to the left! And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ght! With your hands on your hips! ugh i am annoying myself i am the mailbag wizard and i create mailbag with my wands I am the mailbag. I create myself. I... don't... know...? Minorities such as NK are in control of the mailbag. NK is black but he's got some japanese in there somewhere, so he's entirely worthy of contempt. Hello and welcome to magic of mailbag, please to give and take seat. There is always once more. How do I mailbag? How do you mailbag. And with cause if mailbag, we can concluding it is the behoovement of society that makes mailbag possible. And viewers like you. All you need is love. The cause of the If Mailbag is quite obvious the Then Mailbag. To make a mailbag, first obtain about 25 pounds (~10 kg) of Plutonium239 at your local supplier. A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as you'll have to extract and separate it from spent fuel rods, and it's a messy job. Besides, large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact one of the former Soviet Republics, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your pants. Wildrows just reply with :\| and get it over with :3 Oh just for that I am not using :\| for the entirety of this mailbag You just did you just did ...@#$% and i just lost the game nintendofan Hi I want to know whats the worst kirby game and sonic MOTHER******* SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES ...Well Chooch wins. :\| chooch likes sonic Hahaha you used it again, Wildrows That was the point, knucklehead. :< I want to know whats happened that you were suddenly torn away from your keyboard and were unable to conclude your letter in a coherent fashion. knuckles Contrary to popular beleif, RMD is actually the worst Kirby game and sonic. The worst Sonic Kirby is the best game game. I'd say pretty much any of the 3D Sonics, but that might upset Chooch D: >:( Wildrows is a well adjusted member of society. RMD is a well adjusted member of society. Hell, everyone here at KRR is god damn well adjusted member of society. ayalpyzal SONICS THE NAME SPEEDS MY GAME! You're too slo~ow! TOO EASY! PIECE OF CAKE! C'MON, STEP IT UP! LET'S SHOW THIS CREEP THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAM WORK! GET THE @#$% OUT who let chooch into the ssbb recording room what is a chooch I'LL SHOW YOU You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles And we're at Pumpkin Hill, you ready? HUURGHGHRGAHARAHHHHH * Note to Aso: Don't leave dinner in oven OH NOT AGAIN Hyarion So, there's been two major releases since the last mailbag- Brawl, and Apollo Justice. I was going to make up a few "You have unlocked such-and-such" Brawl screenshots with mailbaggers instead of Nintendo characters, but... I couldn't find any screenshots to photoshop. :/ Sorry 'bout that. I'm sure you'll get somewhere around a million letters about Brawl, so I'm not going to write a review or anything. Here's a few comments, though: -Meta Knight + Ike + Marth is just plain epic. -Snake and Otacon wanting to be like Captain Falcon is hilarious. "Falcoooooon Punch!" -Online swings wildly between unplayable and good-as-offline. Keep trying until you have a good group. -Olimar is probably the most interesting character. I like how closely he sticks to the original games (which are classics, by the way. Heck, is anything made by Miyamoto not a classic?) -Young Link was my main in Melee, so I found Toon Link to be a nice update on him- the revamped down air is great. -Sonic and Snake are pretty good characters. Snake is fun to play as (and you can work wonders with his planted explosives in Target Smash), but Sonic fits my playstyle better. Get in range quickly, attack, get back out. -Shoot, I'm starting to ramble again. Next subject! Objection! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2486458 So yeah, AJ is out. ...I can't say a whole lot about it without giving out spoilers, hm. I'll just comment on the main cast then. -The way they handled Apollo is nice. He's close enough to Phoenix to not be too jarring of a transition, but enough of his own character to not be a clone of Phoenix. -Looking at Phoenix... he hasn't changed all that much, really. He would usually think to himself and leave the talking to Maya, so his quietness isn't new. The only thing that really surprised me, looking back at the game now, was that thing in case 1. -Trucy was excellent. She seems to have all of Maya's good points with none of the bad ones. I never really cared for Maya much, so a game without her was like a breath of fresh air. The reference to her in Case 2 was great, though. -Ema may be no Gumshoe, but she's fun to investigate crime scenes with (the fruit basket in Case 3 comes to mind.) -Larry's in the game, hah! He's in the background of a certain place in Case 3, and again (same place, but different outfit) in Case 4. All in all, a nice little nod to fans of the previous game. -Overall, it was good as the next chapter in the series, and great as the beginning of Apollo's story. Hm, let's see... I was going to send you all the link to my Ace Attorney fangame, but it seems you've found it already. Aso told me about how great some of the staffers here thought it was- that's a bit surprising to me, given it's only got a few characters at present and it's buggy as heck. But hey, thanks for the compliments. That should be about it. See you all next mailbag! I asked great mailbag leader RMD if I could personally address this question as the BYOND Ace Attorney game can make for some of the greatest times ever. I'd look it up and play it some time. plug, plug, plug * Magi has joined #krrmailbag [Magi] dale says i'm invited is this true [rmd] lmaooo [drnk] lmao [Asotoku] it isn't, no [Chooch] LMAO [Magi] i didn't think so [Dale] **** ALL OF YOU [Disaster] wat * Magi has left #krrmailbag Hyarion Aw shoot, I knew I forgot something in my earlier letter. The mailbag theme was "What would you have in your own Kirby game?" Well, to answer that question, the first thing that comes to mind would be my original character, Hyarion. He travels between worlds (what most people would call a "dimensional traveller") and helps where he can, basically. There's a lot more to it than that, of course, but that's as far as I'd go in a Kirby game. He'd be a helper, probably, and use his signature sword-based and light-based attacks. So what would YOU put in your own Kirby game? this is where disk nem magi and shiro joined us [Dale] this is retarded * Quits: Dale [drnk] he'll be back. * Joins: Dale A plot! I'm not a creative guy. I cannot answer this question. :\| Your mails are always entertaining!! But, um, do they always have to be so long? Anyways. Um. I would put in the animal helpers from KDL3 again because they were cool. And Gooey I guess. No talking at all. Just like all the previous Kirby games. Also, thank you for making AA:BE. It's fun. No MW, look what happened to Sonic :< me I agree with Diddgery, I'd put Gooey back in. Drug abilities Booze and hot chicks. if you guys all love these game so much, why do you keep trying to come up with ways to improve them? :( Gajon Questions from newbie: (1) What's your favorite Kirby song/theme? (2) Would you like to make your own Kirby episode? (3) If so, what would it be about? (4) Did you ever kill anyone? o.o; 1.) FLYING BATTERY ZO- probably the Halberd music in Revenge of Meta Knight. 2.) anime 3.) anime 4.) balderdash!!! (1) No idea (2) No (3) See 2 (4) I would never tell you such a thing 1) internationale_czech 2) yes 3) kirby goes to iraq and dies 4) i killed wildrows 1. Oh man this is hard. Um. I guess Orange Ocean? Or maybe King Dedede's theme. Perhaps Iceberg from Kirby's Dream Land 3? I dunno. 2. Maybe? 3. No wait, I changed my mind. 4. ...N-no. (1) Again with the favorites! Stop that! All Kirby songs are awesome! (2) Oh... an anime question. Uh... no. (4) I oughta kill ya for askin' a question like that! Why I oughta... 1. That would have to be Kirby 64's final boss theme, hands down. 2. Hell no. Lest you want to see Kirby vs Stick Figures next on DRAGONBALL ZEEE 4. That's not what she said. :O 1) Dedede's Theme 2) No 3) See question 2 4) Yes, but not just one person it was a massacre 1.) Marx's theme, aww yea. ACTUALLY ICEBERG DIDDGERY IS 100% CORRECT 2.) absolutely. 3.) Pitch comes by and shoots up the place. 4.) maybe. 1. UhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH i don't know maybe marx battle?? 2. Yes! 3. Kirby eats the puzzle piece and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital. 4. i slay people with my wit 1. A have a lot of favourites really. I don't really have anything on a top teir of songs. The Butter Building Mix in Brawl happens to stand out at the moment. 1-Mecheye and Halfmoon, the two songs used in Brawl's 'Revenge of MetaKnight.' 2-Not really. I'm not creative. 3-:\| 4-Dale killed me before I could kill him. 1. KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW 2. KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW 3. HE'S MORE THAN YOU THINK HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK 4. KIR-- I was not in Bloomfield Township, MI on July 30, 1975. I was at home, talking to a friend of mine. I have an alibi. 1)king dedede's theme 2)king dedede's theme 3)king dedede's theme 4)king dedede's theme VBKirby Hi. I'm not clever enough to think of a theme to use for a whole mail bag. All I know is that it shouldn't be about Brawl. It's too over hyped. So here are some questions. #1 Have you ever read any good, or even half decent fanfics before? I read a few Golden Sun ones before and thought I was gonna puke. #2 Did you have a favourite childhood toy you grew up with? Mine was a white teddy bear named Fluffy. Though he's more dark gray than white now. #3 Do any of you think Glasses make people look more attractive? I do. There was an article I read that explained why some people think this. #4 What is your job? (like, in real life. Not on Rainbow Resort) 1. JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE 2. Um... not.. not particularly, I don't think so. Though I do have a couple of stuffed animals now that I rather like. 3. Uhhhhhhhh whatev. 4. I don't really have one. 1) no 2)no 3)No, that's ***ing retarded. If you think glasses are attractive, you might as well have some kind of a wheelchair fetish or something. Glasses show an evolutionary disadvantage, and by being attracted by them, you're basically telling God you're retarded 4) new wave italian cinema #1 Ye-- No I lie :< #2 Yeah, a doll of Wakko from Animaniacs. I still have it actually. :3 #3 ...Yes, actually. #4 Freeloader 1.) no 2.) my nintendo n_n 3.) It depends! 4.) Job? 1. ~~botvgh~~ No. 2. I think I still have my old black teddy bear. 3. Depends on the alcohol intake. 4. Retail slave. #1 The Dreamland Story by GameTrekker is the only good fanfic I ever bothered to read the whole way through. (Bonus points for it being Kirby-related!) #2 Uh... I had a rather well-made Littlefoot stuffed animal (from The Land Before Time) that I used to carry everywhere. And slept with. So... yeah. #3 MEGANEKKO MOE~ #4 Freeloader :S 1) I'm not a real big fan of Fan Fics for some reason. I understand why exactly they are written in the first place, but I don't find the most of them magnetic enough to hold enough water as their own stories. ... and that's speaking for the good ones. However that's just my opinion today, when I'm taking writing more seriously. What Disaster said about The Dreamland Story applies for me too, but man that was a long time ago. 2) I once had a large plethora of stuffed animals. Pretend games were always in the big. How I gave each of them names and remembered them all is something I'm sure I wouldn't be able to do today. 3) It makes no difference to me. Most people wear contacts these days; however there are some people who look so very different without* glasses. 4) Human Being. 1) ... 2) Uhm, not a toy but I do have a blanket from when I was young 3) ...No 4) Hired assassin. 1-No. Never. 2-No. Never. 3-...what? Why would you want to know that? 4-No. Never. 1.) JOHN FREEMAN, RUN OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN 2.) uhh i used to have this toy lightsaber that made noise when you swung it around 3.) i wear glasses and i am still DEVILISHLY HANDSOME so yes ;) 4. secret agent man 1) I agree with Shiro and Diddgery. 2) No! 3) what 4) Pirate! 1. WHY DID YOU NEVER READ THE WADDLE DEDEDE STORY, DISASTER? 2. Uh I have a super deformed stuffed lion that's been on my bed for like, the past 10 years or so? His name is BIG and he is rad and we got him at Toys R Us. Aside from him, LEGO is the greatest thing ever. 3. Dale has horrible taste in film and in style. Depending on who it is, some girls can make themselves look ten times hotter with some styling frames. You will understand when you are my age, dear mailbag readers. Dale is but a small child unable to comprehend sophisticated tastes such as brunettes, the name Melissa, short skirts, long jackets, and some styling frames. 4. I'm a professional hikikomori/NEET (this is one of the things Disaster will understand and you will not). vinnyboy I know! "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" is made the release date. My answer to the last mailbag is this: What is the best and worst part of "The Subspace Emissary"? And now the questions. 1. I'm thinking that "Kirby's Dream Land 3" took a long time to finish than the first two on the ZSNES on my laptor, not the SNES. Then I notice the R.O.B. and later Samus Aran came out of nowhere. Is this a problem or not? (Only you had playing this will answer!) 2. Besides, I both played "Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land" and "Kirby and the Amazing Mirror" on my GBA. Which GBA game is better? (I don't care both!) Bye and Happy LATE Valentine's Day! 1.) i.. er?! if you're talking about the people you have to help on the levels and stuff, it was probably them running out of ideas 2.) nightmare in dreamland was just a port of Kirby's Adventure for the NES, so KatAM." Careful with Kirby's Dreamland 3 on Emulators. For some reason, the graphics engine within the game sometimes makes ZSNES glitch things. I know the ROM copy I have is near unplayable due to it. 1. KDL3 is terrible why are you playing it. 2. Amazing Mirror because it's not a port! Plus I do actually like the game. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU 1) ... 2) I liked Nightmare in Dreamland because you could play as Meta Knight. I never got to enjoy Kirby's Adventure for the NES so... 1. It might be a graphical problem (like MW said) if they just randomly showed up on the screen. 2. Both are awesome, must-have GBA games. Uh, should I answer the Subspace Emissary questions? ... Maybe not. So I'll just do these regular ones. 1. Uh... huh? What? Those.. those are just cameos. There's a lot of cameos in KDL3. Also MAGI YOU SUCK 2. Er. They're both good? I dunno, I'm a bit more partial to Nightmare in Dream Land because it's a port/remake of Kirby's Adventure. Error 420: Failed to parse text. Common symptoms of this is poor language semantics. This includes grammar and spelling. DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MY RULER. >:O just to let you guys know me rmd dale and shiro are the awesome dudes who haven't been wasting their lives playing brawl ok 1. Kirby's Dream Land 3 is my favorite Kirby game (magi is a little baby who can't handle the fun) and I don't have the vaguest idea what exactly you are trying to convey in your message. 2. Are you such a pushover that you cannot decide your favorite video game for yourself and need to rely on socially awkward internet addicts (and a guy from Tennessee) to decide your favorite between a choice of two? I am not knocking you, but I cannot help but wonder what sort of a life you must live. I HAVE VERY GOOD TASTE IN FILM AND SUPERB TASTE IN STYLE. I HAVE HAD THREE GIRLFRIENDS AND ASSORTED KIRBY! INHALE IT!; THE CLOSEST RMD HAS EVER COME TO APPRECIATE COPY ABILITY IS WHEN A CASHIER AT TACO BELL TOUCHED HIS HAND WHILE GIVING HIM CHANGE also i'm the tennessee guy **** yes (censors provided by Asotoku) Grand Papillon on an airplane It would seem people want an encore. Looks like it's time to deliver another heaping helping of strange...! Yuri: Don't you need a Parasol? Puh-leeze! You know me! OK, I'm goin' on! jumps down from the plane Yuri: sigh He's so damn reckless. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! lands on feet muscle flex One... two... three... go! Grand Papillon has returned, delivering more questions and strangeness that YOU love! Last time on The Kirby Rainbow Resort Mailbag Show, (AKA Kirby Rainbow Beach Club to some) Grand Papillon (that's PAPILLON, by the way, NOT Papillion!) SHOCKED readers with his zany out-of-placeness. And now, it's time for PART II! makes peace sign In honor of this week's Mailbag theme, I wish to talk about my own Kirby game idea for a minute or two! Bear with me now... it starts out with Kirby going to the Pop Star Festival, m'kay? Now, he has a good time, a good time he has, playing Mini Games with stars, jars, and bars. While watching the main event, DeDeDe decides to play a prank. He makes a trail of Maximum Toh-mah-toes onto the stage, and then you go into your first boss fight! After kicking the performer's boo-tay, suddenly an evil being comes and crashes the par-tay! He sends Kirby, DeDeDe, and the performer, who happens to be a female firestarter, oh let's call her Pyra, on a trip through time! But not the overdone prehistoric times like you'd expect... I'm talkin' 'bout from lookin' like an Atari character, allllllll the way to the current 128 bit era! I call it... Kirby's Time Truffle! Rated G for Groo-vay! sips on tomato juice That was certainly a mouthful! Allow me to break up the monoto-nay by asking some questions... ay! I: Question one, your name again is... Toons!? II: What was y'alls FAAAAAVORITE cartoons when y'all were young!? I'm talkin' like, sixth grade and under! III: If Kirby's Time Truffle was created, what would the reviewers say!? IV: If Marx and O2 fused, what would they become!? V: If Kirby were to inhale y'all, what abilities would he gather? school bell Oop, did you hear that? Apparently not, but it looks like it's... spotlight comes on self Too late... my time has come... Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time... Goodbyyyye everybody... I've got to go... record scratch Until next time, anyway! Stay tuned for further adventures of Grand Papillon! changes into Golden Bat and flies away Dance like a bat! Swing like a bat! YOU ARE AN ATROCIOUS HUMAN BEING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUOH MY GOD YOU AREN'T STOPPING WHY DON'T YOU STOP WHY WON'T YOU STOP WHY WHERE IS GOD YOU ARE A COMPLETE REVERSION IN ADVANCEMENT AND A COUNTERPOINT TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF HUMANITY YOU ARE THE ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION ENTROPY IS OVERTHROWN IN FAVOR OF FESTERING MADNESS, OF THE WILD CACOPHONY OF LIFE COMES STAGNATING IDIOCY LIGHT AND DARKNESS AND EVEN INTERMEDIATE DUSK ARE OVERTURNED IN FAVOR OF A COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF VISION DAMN US ALL Did you know... From Wikipedia's newest articles: ...that the 1947 song "Pico and Sepulveda" about an intersection on LA's Pico Boulevard (pictured) was frequently on Dr. Demento's radio show? ...that the steamboat Flyer, which by 1930 had covered more miles than any other dedicated inland vessel, had an imperfectly sealed hull, causing it to list to port throughout its working life? ...that the Haitian military leader and former slave Lamour Desrances allied with the enemies of Haitian Revolutionary hero Toussaint Louverture in the War of the Knives? ...that when Demi Moore appeared nude on the cover of Vanity Fair in the body painting/photograph Demi's Birthday Suit, it commemorated More Demi Moore's one-year anniversary? ...that Shaw University�s Leonard Hall housed the first class of four year African-American medical students in the United States? ...that jazz drummer Butch Ballard was hired by Duke Ellington as a backup drummer due to the excessive drinking of his regular drummer Sonny Greer? ...that Evergreen Lutheran High School lost its lease in DuPont, Washington in 1988 and has been looking for another site while sharing land at a local church? OH GOD WHERE IS BAGEL WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US, BAGEL DEBAGELDOND Oh man you are like... either the greatest person who has ever sent a letter to the mailbag, or the most horrifying, I really can't decide. Maybe a little bit of both? But, um. Questions! 1. My name is just Diddgery like always. 2. Oh man I don't know. Tiny Toons Adventures or something. 3. They'd probably be like "oh it is a game" 4. They'd become what RMD said I guess. 5. BOBEH~~~!! 1. BOBEH~~~!! 2. BOBEH~~~!! 3. BOBEH~~~!! 4. BOBEH~~~!! 5. GIVE MY BACK MY LIFE!! LIKE I CARE!! Oh my, another visit from Grand Papillon! How... delightful. I: Now time for ou' lightning wound! We call it... Games! jingle II: ...Favorites... ffffffffffff III: Four out of five stars for being "too easy" (come on, it's a Kirby game, of course it's going to be sorta easy! shut up reviewers!). IV: The most evil monstrosity in fictional history. V: DISASTER GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD. TOTALLY POINTLESS ROLEPLAY. 1: My name is Benjamin "Diskmaster" Rierimanu, the third Echelon of the Darkfire Knight. Don't forget it. 2: The one that involves turning off the TV. 3: Who'd buy it? :O 4: You. 5: Running and maintaining computers of many types, and being an asshat. 1. 45 DEGREES! 2. 45 DEGREES! 3. 45 DEGREES! 4. 45 DEGREES! 5. 45 DEGREES! YOHOHOHOHOHO You lost me at the muscle flex. John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie. also I just lost the game. ...Normally I hate to pass twice in a row but...holy crap man. :\| Closing Statements: See you next mailbag! (also major thanks to Disaster for fixing up the CSS to add these several thousand new guys!!! we all love you) :\| nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan, gorgeous delicious deculture DO NOT WANT RAN RAN RUUUUUU The future is just like you imagined. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. See you soon, Kirby's Rainbow Resort. Be glad I took the time to put all of you guys in the mailbag coding for you :[ Who's up for another suicide party? oh. Every mailbag before this was pointless because Magi wasn't there. Now the world has truly begun. And the future refused to change. BOBEH~~~!! LONG LIVE DALER MEHNDI. My name is unicode characters. Theme for the Next Mailbag: Why RMD is awesome.
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