No. Now send me one metric tonne of fan mails. And some shrimp. That stuff is expensive, and I ain't paying the fisherman's going rate. That's what these folks like, right? Stupidly addressing things?

0) Yeah, a late Christmas in deed. The moon of absense has only made that statement more true.

1) Oh, Saint Nick has been shaftin' me ever since '92 when I left him diet cookies next to the chimney. Seriously, tho', the guy would stand to loose a few, am I right? ... Also, they may have been loaded with laxatives.

2) Santa only visits Earth children. Didn't you learn anything from Santa Claus vs. the Martians? Other than how horrible movies can be?

3) Not to burst your bubble, but I think the guy meant Kirby sprayed blue, as the sayer was totin' a Sonic affiliated monocer, and by "affiliated", I mean was. It was Sonic Kirby. So, I'm thinkin' he just liked to see Kirby to look more like the hedgehog. I don't think it'd work the other way around, thankfully, as having a pink Sonic would be scary and like Amy. Horrible!

4) We all miss Diddgery. His little horn, his being shot out of cannons, his mysterious transformation into the sea goat that nursed mighty Zeus from infancy to his dominance over the titan Cronus to free his cannibalized brethren only to be eventually slain and turned into the mighty shield Aegis. Yep, he was quite a guy.

0) If there's one thing I know about 40k, it's that you need an income to support it. "Wow, I now have dozens and dozens of Tyranid. Time to make an army out. ... Termagants are only worth how much points?"

1) You know that one guy in the game? The, um, lawyer? Yeah, him, why not. ... Yep, questions specifically aimed are gonna be tough nuts to crack.

2) Zero, but in assumption to the ol' gang, I'm going to guess fifteen between them all. And if my d20 is wrong, well, then, I don't feel like finding a real answer.

3) Sulfur: it stinks, it's in acid, and it's in brimstone! Oh, second-chance detective rounding up escaped souls series, how I miss you and cry at Reaper.

1) High-fives are in order, but due to shipping delays they can take five to six weeks to arrive.

2) Outta the ol' lot, Diddgery seemed to be the only chap who had tried any hand at digital art. Whether by mouse or tablet, I don't really know. I'll make it up to appease you: He draws on regular paper tablets with his cricecorn horn which magically transfers the image onto his monitor. Sadly, it is onto the monitor, the glass itself, making the process largely worthless.

3) Kirby's a lone wolf. At most, he travels with one buddy at a time or loosely with a group of three others. And, I think we all know how well "group tactics" came into play in Amazing Mirror: the others die and Kirby does the heavy lifting. Go, team!

4) The game industry is heading to fork. On one hand, they're making games for the gamer that knows and recognizes the layed out flow of play. However, they are also cranking out new breeds of games to get those who don't play them. I think the best quote I heard on the matter is followed something like, "The mom who buys her son games is the one buying them, so why not target her?"

5) I'll let them know. And by that, I mean I won't do anything. Maybe I'll eat a sandwich. That'll let them know, I'm sure.

1) My New Year's Resolution was to declare my New Year's Resolution publically two months later. Thanks for helpin' out.

2) Hearing of an album sure beats listening to them. Faster, too.

3) Upon mixing Final Fantasy, Kirby's roulette would land on Dolphin Blow! What do you mean that's not how Tifa's Limit Break worked? Okay, then, what about Selphie? Tilmitt trumps Lockheart anyway.

4) Nopers.

5) Only la raza can viva. Telling the Dead Man to live is pretty countertuitive.

1) It was a funky tune. I can dig it. In fact, I did. It broke my shovel. Cheap foreign garbage...

2) It sounds familar, not all of it, but parts. I believe it is daughtered from the standard Boss Theme, more paired with Dedede's battle theme. The tune is heavily modified.

3) It's funny now looking at "Is Diddgery coming back?" when now the question is "Is Aso coming back?" It's been asked fifty times by you, the reader, since this bag began!

"Wait, what happened to the mail bag? Hm, maybe I'll break that resolution. Not like that's unheard of!"

1) Nigel is a figment of your imagination and not a delicious fig-mint like you thought, so just move it along there, guy.

2) False, all your base are belong to Kirby. Don't try to bring it unless you can get it brought.

3) A Falcon Punch! would only damage the already disfunctional device further. I think a good mechanic would be in need.

4) The spear does not represent a writing desk, a raven, and everything in between. Unless there's rain... in Maldives.

1) Certain treasures were replaced to put in more appropriate items. I guess they didn't like the idea of having Zelda's Triforce as the top prize. The most coveted item should be one of Kirby-ness. Others were combined since, really, all the seasonal hearts were just the same graphic with a pallette swap. They're better than that now.

2) This is just a surprise tactic that they felt like giving that particular enemy. He waits patiently until Kirby goes to do something, I'm guessing move along, with a jump and blammo! He gets suckered with some plasmatic shockage.

3) Under ten minutes for Super Star Classic (it's been a few years and I don't recall the trailing seconds), and TBA for the remaining three.

4) Plasma Wisp probably just comes with the advantage of not being grounded. Since it is always airborn, it can put up guard at a seconds notice. Other helpers seem to be jumping around like drunken monkeys and get beat around.

5) Information isn't a problem, really, with the pages. Everything is pretty well known for what everything should be, especially with how in depth they go. The stick is graphics. All the other game pages have these nice uniform screenshots and what not, but going out to another site and just harvesting these things isn't cool, so that's really hindering the page's progression. But, yeah, it really needs to be stepped to the next phase. Of course, so does Canvas Curse as most of that still says "Under Construction". I like to hide behind the shield of this site being "Classic Gaming" and put a nice cap at '99.

1) Let's look at what goes onto each, as both are basically flat dough with toppings: cheese, anchovies, pepperoni, pineapple, peppers, or anything and everything or maple syrup, whipped cream, butter or fruit? We have an obvious and obese winner with the 'zza.

2) Again, what goes on top? Nuts and frosting? All that other good stuff? Pannies got this one bagged, I'm afraid.

3) Kine wins that prize. His doppiness wins all.

4) Of course I have, back when they were popularly called Japanimation. Oh, those were the days. Why, there's The Guyver- uh, scratch that one. How about Ninja Scrol- a definate no, there. The Slayers? How about that one. Yep, no copious blood, decapitations, or adult situations there, "situations" being things like drinking from an arm.

5) I normally go with subtitles as the American voice actors drive me nuts. They're getting better, from what few I've seen latetly, where they actually are getting talet to provide the voices rather than people who walked in asking if they could use the phone 'cuz their car broke down. I'm looking at you, Lisa Oritz!

1) I think they used Air Ride music since it was already in the higher game format. With the Game Cube/Wii title struggling for as long as it did, all the other titles are on hand held or out dated systems. Frankly, it was all they had to easily work with.

2) Sonic stopped being fun when he left the Genesis, and I haven't played them since.

3) "Perform fun tasks like mugging people, collecting protection money, and peddling on street corners. Go, city life!" Wait, that's not what the game is about? Pfft, what a rip.

4.5) Just 'cuz it's a meme, it doesn't mean it's funny.

14 3/9th) Three nineths is one third, ya grade school drop out.

14 1/3rd) The final boss music from Secret of Mana against the giant... liche thing? Freaky clown music always works for me.

1) Duely noted.

2) Frostbite! Okay, I didn't get frostbite. I did get its little brother, chilblain, however.

3) Epic, indeed, but how often does epic pay off? There has been Aliens vs. Predator in the works for how long, and then not just one subpar film is made but two? I don't remember Freddy vs. Jason, but I have a feeling it was about the same. They always make these big build ups with little bang for the time. Plus, then you have the problem of who will be in it. It'd probably play out more like "Justice League vs. X-Men plus Spidey."

4) Theoretically, yes, as just in January of this year, they told us Kirby fans to hold our breath for another year! They sure want their fans blue in the face.

Mention of the incredible graphic novel reminded me that the incredible movie adaptation is coming up in less than a month. Hey, kiddies, lie to your parents about the R rating and see the movie. Or buy the books. They feel less threatened when printed material has graphic depictions. And remember what Rorschach says: "Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise." So get to doin' one of those two if not both!

1) Canadians have special bacon and maple syrup. What does Billy Mays have? No, really. What does he have?

2) That observation is a few years late by my reckoning.

3) Smucker's brand strawyberry jam, Trumpy.

4) The place I occupied, unintentionally, as it would be crushed beneath with my sudden growth. That's not even up for debate. It's just fact.

5) First by not imitating- who is that? Escargoon? Yeah, that's not cool.

6) The vikings wouldn't even need to be mechanized. The battle, obviously at sea, would be their instant victory. Really. Where can a ninja hide out on the ocean? Half their powers are worthless out there! The giant frog also wouldn't do any good, and there's no logs for them to swap places with. So, really, they're just half-pirates, and since pirates already are missing a hand, eye, and foot by tradition, they're really only two-fifths pirates. They got nothin'.

1) My opinion is that they don't really get religion but really like commercialization.

2) Nope.

3) They shot themselves in the foot with Nightmare in Dream Land. That started a bad trend, and now they can't seem to shake it. But, really, HAL makes more than Kirby, so their future isn't entirely dependent on his non-existing pink shoulders.

4) No. Now send me one metric tonne of fan-type mails.

Persona 4 looks like an acid trip.

The best resolution is not to make any resolutions.

You see that box where you typed in "kirby"? ... Type something else.

"Joining" the site is pretty open ended of a question. What, exactly, is it that you want to join in? There's several parts. forum, fan art gallery, site staff, etc. The first two should be easily known how to join them as they have big, shiny links that read "sign-up" or "join" right there. There's also a ritual where we physically graft people to the actual server and use their life force to keep the site alive, but I don't think you want to "join" in that manner. They never do, which is why we use the local orphanage.

1) You found it easier to question people on-line for the definition rather than just looking in a dictionary? I can't believe your audacity. Wait, no, that's not the word I wanted. Stupidity. Thar we goes.

2) ... The crickets and I say nope.

3) Who's scared of nukes? I have a bunker full of Spam, Twinkies, and a barrel pickled fish. That stuff should keep me fed and unhealthy till the cockroaches each away the radioactive zombies of the aftermath.

4) They aren't launching 'cuz there are none.

5) Not at all, no.

6) My life isn't worth breaking a sweat. I'll walk.

7) Are... are you calling me fat? ;_;

8) You know why! You remember, that dark summer night, years ago. Yeah, you know why. Of course, it's pretty hard to get sixty-four norwhal to float around a guy and wail eerily, so they decided the number would suffice.

9) Not true. I just bought the number nine off eBay. Granted, I'm not certain how legite the transaction was. After all, I listed it in the first place...

10) Daleks are unbeatable. Don't you know your Who? Borg are just highly adaptable but no where near unstoppable. In fact, they get stopped endlessly in Star Trek. Zerg do not amuse me, so they'll be crushed under the cheese-tastic awesome that is the Dalek.

1) Vikings are no type of pirate. Pirates are shipping faring marauders. Vikings are marauders who fare by ship. Worlds of difference!

2) I lolled!

3) Giving them a name is too much acknowledgement. You seem to be pretty well versed in them for someone who seems like they don't care about them. Makes one wonder...

4) Blech, this question is as stale as that ginger bread man I found in my couch cushion... and I didn't make any this year.

5) Macs and Naruto suck.

6) I'm reminded of My Immortal for some reason... * shudder *

1) You're just not doing it right.

2) To be in-line and in balace. It's "whack", too. "Wack" is new age hippity-hop talks.

3) LEZS

4) Lazahs are harmless, there's no worry. That's just light amplification by zamboni and horses. As you might guess, it's not as effective as stimulated emission of radiation. No worries, yeah, really-really.

5) Mudkips got nothin' against Rash, Pimple, and Zitz. Big Boot action up in their ugly mugs, yo.

6) I'd still laugh.

7) Fives aren't a race. They're a life choice. Still a bigot.