Zelda's Fox 38
Yo, dude! I mean Almighty Narf (grr, bad Zelda!) WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!! Oops, sorry about the Zzzs. My Z button gets jammed a lot. (That's why I write stories about Legend of Zelda).

Anywhos, I was wondering. Is Dark Matter a boy or girl or it or what? I mean, it's a gas, does it really have a gender??

And why is King Dedede bad in nearly every other Kirby game besides Kirby 64? Is it some sort of a run hot/cold situation?? Or does he just want to copy Bowser (King Koopa)??

And why did Kirby eat Fox McCloud again??!?!?!? I told him that Fox was bad for his indejestion!! Sorry, just wondering if Star Fox characters taste good. Why? 'Cause I saw King Dedede put Falco on a spit the other day and I was like no!!!!

Thanx for listening to my stupidity. No doubt I'll find some more buried in my back yard with some rupees and . . . Waddle Dee? What are you . . . ACKKK!!!

P.S.- Could I send you guys some Super Smash Bros. Fan Fics?? Kirby isn't necesserially always good though, I'll warn you. (He had to eat my hole cheesecake! Dang!! He's such a pig *cry*!! He never even excused himself for *sniffle* burping . . .)
Narf: I'm not sure if Dark Matter has a gender, if did I'm pretty sure he'd be a guy.

Well, it's just convenient to have the same bad guy in most of the games. Almost all game serieses do that. I don't know 'bout K64 though.

I'm pretty sure we'll accept the fan art, depends on how Kirby realated it is.

P.S. - Hope you get that Z button fixxed.
B&B
Can I play tilt'n'tumble on computer?
Narf: If you can get a decent emu and rom, yes. Jst don't expect us to get them for you.
Faire
Why do bad guys just explodes when kirby touch them?
Narf: Why not? Kirby gets damaged when he touches bad guys. It's only fair.
AirKirby3
Where is Kindar? Does she still exist? ^_^
Narf: Ah, yes. The legendary Kindar. No one really knows if she exists or not...

j/k

Kindar's just been pretty busy lately with something I have to try some time, it's called "real life".
David Mario (a.k.a. Shadow Kirby)
O.k. I everything I can think of on KDL2, I got all the Drops, and beat Dark Matter, but the game says I only got 96% of the game done, what else is there?
Narf: Well, you might have missed a drop (there is a drop in every world, even Dark Castle). Also, you have to beat the bonus games. Go back into a bass level after you beat the boss and you have to get all the stars.
Bud
Me again. hi Narf, how's the family?

anyways....MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING: If you saw candy in the hands of a small child, would you seise and consume it?
Narf: The child or the candy?
wwwchris8
how do ya become a admin?
Narf: You don't. If they wanted you to be an admin, you'ld be one.
Derek
When will there be movies in the Multimedia?
Narf: When someone sends us movies.
Joe
Hi! Where on this site can i find that video everyone is talking about? You know, the one of Smash Bros. Melee with the 20+ hidden characters? I can't find it anywhere!
Narf: In the Smash Bros. Melee section. Who would'a thought?
First Mate Dee
Please please pleeeeeease get a picture of the Halberd in the Kirby's Super Star Section! Please... I missed it after it sank...*sigh*.
Narf: I really need to look into getting Super Star. Anyway, you should ask on our message board since about everone there ('cept me) is a big KSS fan.
Mamimi
Hi again! I was reading passed mailbags and I jus wanna say Narf has an awesome sense of humor in the way he answers the weirder questions. Is it possible for me to help out on this mailbag if you guys need any help? Thanks =)
Narf: Well, we tryed a 2 person mailbag befor a it really didn't work out. But, thanx anyway.
naota
hey there narf, i see you have an atari shirt on. do you like the ataris? i like the ataris. anywho, if you put kirby in a microwave would he blow up like a marshmallow? does kirby taste good with a side of beefy mayonaisse and sliced onions? i sure hope so for as if i ever meet him i would like to roast him over an open fire with some of me mates. well, thank you for your time and i wish many a good soul crushing to you ole chap. tootles
Narf: Yes, I love Atari's. I really don't know what Kirby tastes like cuz he's a pink marshmellow like thing and I've never had one befor, but I'm pretty sure he would blow up in a micrwave.
bluKirby
it's too bad people spend there time sending junk to the mail-bag. it's pointless and it takes up other peoples time! anyways... i wanted to say, KRR is a really great site w/ lot's of good Kirby info and ton's on pic's. i have a question also, when is the Kirby 64 section going to be finnished??? will it be done anytime soon or has everyone stoped working on it? well thnxs for your time! heh, hope this mail-bag form thingy works.
Narf: Dang, I'm not even sure if the peaple who were working on it are even staff anymore. If I were you, I wouldn't hold my breath over it.
Dreamland Master
Hey, guess what!? I know how to defeat Heavy Lobster in the beginning of Revenge of Meta Knight!! In the very start, get MIX by eating a Lazar Ball and a GIM. Try and get Copy (note: works w/ 2 players only) and create TAC. When they deploy Heavy Lobster use TAC's claw attack rapid fire and you should kill him. I don't think it does anything, though. Bye!
Narf: Umm... yea... that sounds nice.
Blade Knight
In the Kirby's Adventure section tou mixed up Blade Knight's and Shiny Knight's picture. Also... try saying TOMATO TORNADO ten times fast; its hard!!
Narf: Honestly, we hear this all the time, then we switch 'em and then someone else tells us we're wrong. Trust me, they look almost exactly the same, it really doesn't matter that much.

Last Updated - 7.11.01