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hi mailyman

i dont think bimbyguy wil anser

so aniwa.

1 is kerby round or square

2 i think sonic wud beet kerby bcuz he coolzor

3duz kerby lik cheez? i lik cheez

4kerbi is pink y pink? y not orang or bloo?

5whoo is yur fav carectr i lik fofololorolocake and tifffff tif iz coolzor lik shado

6 can aplz fli?

7pokeeeeeeeeemans r evile

8kerby is a grl stoopid hed

9wen duz pengy nite com out

ok bibi nao

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Ha...!

I'm back to spread the pain. Also, I have begun construction on the secret project unrelated havoc. No, instead I'll unleash an army of sea serpent people on the unsuspecting world. Their on loan from Illidan. Or was it Kael'thas? Bah, I figure no one here cares where the Naga came from. Anyways I'll......Wait, where are they going?! Ach! Curse these people and their Mission! Well, at least I got rid of those cursed clones. And Also...wait did you just hear eerie pirahna sounds around the corner...

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES INFERIOR BEINGS!

What WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! WHATS GOING ON?! END TRANSIMISSIONS! END TRANS...

SIGNAL LOST

unkown

1.dark sonic has arised you must save the world 2.darkspine sonic vs hpyer sonic in doomday zone who wins 3. hpyer sonic,hpyer knuckles,and super tails vs the axem rangers, kirby,and shadow kirby who wins. you must create a clone of super sonic to fight dark sonic or create a clone of sonic,kirby,mario,and megaman x to beat dark sonic

Will Smith

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised

On the playground where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said were up in no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

(only the first three episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,

Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Pandemonium

Hey, its me again!

I just wanted to say a big thank you to all of you at KRR for all your work, and if there is anyway I can help you with if and when you get a new hosting, go ahead and give a yell (somehow)

Random Question:

What's your opinion on Megaman Legends 1 or 2

Chocolate Kirby Bars

Hello people! I'm Chocolate Kirby Bars, best eaten with Waddle Dew. Our slogan is "Kirby eats everything. Eat every Kirby!" I am chocolate, look like Kirby and each one of me is filled with a diffrent flavor of chocolate filling, called "abilities" with approprtiate chocolate moddled appearance. Anywho, getting to something that actually pertains to mailbag:

Here's my response to the theme, in list form:

My "fondest" memories of Gamespy are...

1. Having giant banner ads all over the place.

2. Having advertisments in between going to diffrent pages on the site in addition to giant banner ads.

3. The ads being grossly misaimed. Who in their right mind would advertise Dead Space on a site about an adorable, pink puffball. Computers, thats who. More specifcally, ad generating algorithms.

4. The rude dumping of Gamespy hosted sites in addition to not having more pre-warning.

5. Causing people to needlessy worry because of item 4.

I think that about covers it. My first question is do you have any "fond" memories of gamespy?

OK. On to real questions:

1. If there was a CD-i Kirby game what kind of horrific, mind deadning visuals and voice acting would it have? What do you think specifically it would get wrong about Kirby gameplay and universe? Would there be a section on this site about it if it did exsist? Would they be used on horrible Youtube videos? *Shudders*

2. Do you think the somewhat recent messy management here could be a parallel to the somewhat recent messy management of the Kirby franchise itself?

3. Following up on the previous question, is the contributions of development teams such as Flagship (Nintendo remakes and remake-esque games people) and Natsume (Harvest Moon people) welcome, fitting, helpful, and offers new oppurtunties or is it unwelcome, awkward, ruining the seires, and when it isn't offereing series ruining ideas it rehashes stuff?

4. Do you think it would be a good idea to add Kirby game journals? (You know the things were you keep track of your progress through a game wirh time stamps and discuss what you are feeling and thinking as you play the game. Half-review. Half-walkthrough. Half-Blog. Type deal-thing.) Perhaps with self-imposed challenges? It may be intersting to see what goes on in the staffs' head as they play their beloved games. Perhaps users could submit their own game journals? Perhaps the journals could have original artwork not unlike Mailbag? It could be an intersting, frequently updated feature on the site. (Or a bland, dead on arrivial idea that never gets finished.) I would be happy to contribute a few journals if you'd like. :)

Thanks for taking the time to read and answer my questions! ^_^

P.S. With the question of fond memories with Gamespy, I am predicting a total net snark increase of 23.3334%, and of the current trend of snark levels being n%, where as N is the current session number. Such a serious increase would raise the quationant to 92.3334%. Not too bad. Oh wait. I forgot to carry the Bimblesnaff in my calculations. One moment...the power of 100 times gogoplex....multiplied by the number of stars in the galaxy...Yeppers. Mailbag has snark oversaturation now. What can act as a sponge to help the ovesaturation? I wonder what would happen if Kirby inhaled that much snark...

kaddle dee

Bye bye gamespy.

SO I HEARD YOU LIKE WADDLE DEES?

RAINBOW YEAH DYNA BLADE!

"WHEN IS KIRBY GOING TO FLY?"

"YEAH... *bonkers*"

NJ

Seriously, what the hell is GameSpy?

ne bit

dsi DOES not mean ds because Dsi has a shop and ds does not yeeha! kirby

Patrick Star

...Rainbow Resort is going to die..? RAINBOW RESORT IS GOING? WHERE?

RAINBOW RESORT WON'T DIE! EVER!

..

Question.

Are you serious about Kirby going or are you just jerking my chain?

Chaos Kiwi

OBJECTION! *Does Phoenix Wright pose*

Now, imagine Kirby doing that.

Anyway, I just thought of something.

What's with the three time repitition in Dreamland names? Dedede, Lololo, Lalala, Popopo, etc.

M.A.M.B.I.

we are the Mothers against Mail Bagging Idiots, and we protest your mailbag! We request that this madness ends NOW!

P.S. I ate Dedede Daimyo's pie

Eh

Im not canadian?!!!!!

Does it work? who knows.

You do.

the ginge

form all of the kirby games i've played kirby64 is hard due to bugs that occur in it 1( is it true that gamespy will be gone forever? 2( no way no how i've sen kirby fall in a hole 3( the people who designd kirby really didn't give him a nose

Leeroy Jenkins

ALRIGHT, CHUMS, I'M BACK! LET'S DO THIS!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!!!

Psycofish

Hi mailbagger type people!

I gots me some questions I want you to answer.

1. When will the web adress for KRR's new website be released?

2. On what date will gamespy stop its hosting services?

3. What is your stance on China's move towards a free market economy?

I guess that's it. Bye.

hi

I know how to make "Mountain Doo."

1. Get 6 'Dees and 6 'Doos.

2. Thrash the Dees and Doos in the carbonated water. Make sure that nobody sees you while you when you this step!

3. Add the lemon-lime flavoring.

4. Put the soda in a cup that holds 20 ounces.

That's how you make "Mountain Doo."

JadedVII

Hey, I was just noticing the satire and parody list on the HnK episode list. I think there are actually a few other parodies that I found in other episodes. Tell me what you think...

Episode 6 could be a parody of the telescreens from 1984. Since Dedede himself said he was a dictator in a few episodes, can't we say he is the Kirby equivalent to Big Brother? And Dedede basically made the TVs in order for the villagers to watch whatever HE approved of and to create the fake news about the monster, much like how the Party of Oceania would only put out more pleasuring things for the citizens and how they would create fake news about Eastasia and Eurasia.

Episode 31 is an obvious parody of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, as Dedede builds a theme park that appeals to everyone of all ages, but is mostly made for appealing to the little kids.

Macho-san in episode 61 is a parody of Gene Simmons.

I will find more parodies in the future.

KirbyKrazd

What happend if Kirby eats to much food(if that's even pissible)?

Pokemonaholic

Hello! Its me and I'm back with more rediculously stupid questions that you'll probably never answer. SO:

1. are kirby and meta knight related in any way? they look so much the same...(except that meta knight is blue)

2. Let me show you my pokemanz

3.@ didgery: YES.

4. Number 5 is true

5. Number 4 is false

6. This is not a question.....

7.ポケモンだいすきクラブは、ポケモンがだいすきなみんなといっしょに、もっともっとポケモンを楽しむための公式ファンクラブだよ.

8.@ daimo: I really like your art.

Well thats about it. I dought this will make it into the mail bag being so rediculously stupid and off topic ^^;;

Anyway I LOVE KRR. I HOPE IT NEVER DIES. LONG LIVE KIRBY. and daimo and his/her great art.

Meta Knight LOVER

Hey my friend told me about this site so far I think it is awesome!! =D

Anyway, I'm trying to figure out where the caption contest went. Could you explain??

plzanswer

hello mailbaggers (i refuse to say sackers)

1. have you seen the 2007 transformers movie?

2.what happend to dale, wildrows, disaster and gol?

3 8ths.diddgery, I HAET MUDKIPZ!!!!

3 9ths.diamyo(sorry if i spelt it wrong)your art is the best i've ever seen

3.whats your favorite cereal?

4.ever played halo?

5.everyone! draw a picture of the mail crew as tetris blocks!

6.your opinion on twilight and the twitards?

7.bimblesnaffs head asplodes.

Kiroscarby

What is the objetive of Mailbag?

Bazzoka

Hey guys. Me again. This time I ain't asking for a mailbag spot since you can decide if you still want me or not.

No, this time, I have something bigger to ask of you, since... I guess you're part of the staff and can make this happen I guess? I'unno, but I'm gonna ask for it anyway |V

The games section seems to have a few game pages that are... let's say lacking. You know how I awesome I am! I can fill some of those pages! Especially the Brawl page. How about it? :D

*shot multiple times*

Wood

Hey guys. Wood here. I like da new passport system. It would be awesome if you updated the KRR offensive so that the items you found could be displayed in your collection room. Not that I get the point of it but.......it's cool....

(Of course they won't update it, Wood......)

Woodfang

Ignore my last submission =.=

Kirbymaniac

I've heard that there making kirby 64 and the crystal shards for wii i want you to check that out.

Hi

Mailbags? More like teabags!

im sorry im a horrible person

Lollita

Love this site so much. Very good place for Kirby's fan.

T

What size shoe does kirby wear?

heyitskirby

THIS SITE IS AWESOME!! I hardly use Kirby wiki now because I've read almost everything...

XionGaTaosenai

Boy, this bag is taking a while to air, eh? Maybe I should just have patience...

Here's something nifty: Out of all of the icons Gobbo has made for his gurus section, which is your favorite? Not just asking Gobbo, but the other baggers too!

SgtLion

I've got a good idea.

I, SgtLion, long time #krr chat resident do a mailbag. An optional part to spice it up would be that I bet a trillion dollars I can reply to every question with twice the wit of every mail reply made by everyone ever.

I'll take any questions, any, it'll be beneficial for both of us.

I can practise my wit and subtle advertisement skills whilst withholding my own mouth from the fatty cream pie I'll hire someone to wave under my nose.

And you can have me do tha-I mean, you can have.. the mailbag updated or something? I don't know.

Really though, consider me. I'll always be on IRC.esper.net #krr. ALWAYS.

I just want some showtime. ALL THE INTERNET SHOWTIME I GET IS STUPIDITY AND THE 164 VIEW ON www.sgtlion.com.

Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this mail and accept me as an omnipotent mail replier so I can show the internet what I'm really made of.

Yours truly,

SgtLion (Otherwise known as "Leon", "Nightflower", "Surge", "Surgeon", "Lion-o", "Lion", "George", "Dande (Lion)", "Cerge". Or you can contact me through my lichen lich (Lich with a capital?), "Bob". He's always available at irc.esper.net on #freya or #pixel_pagoda, thank-Oh, I thought of another one, "Sturgeon")

P.S.: I live by GMT hours, I'm unsure of where your certain organisation is based. I have a busy schedule with many erratic disappearances, but I daresay I'm available about 1/2 of the average week.

P.P.S.: I do hope you consider my proposal, I'll give you huge bags of cash, if you like.

P.P.P.S.: You better at least CONSIDER it and maybe have a meeting with me, with all the effort I put into this proposing letter.

P.P.P.P.S.: I live in England, but (assuming you live somewhere else) I'm not afraid to decrease our national relations with you, JUST SEE.

P.P.P.P.P.S.: I'm really not kidding let me do a mailbag. LET ME HAVE SHOWTIME AND LACK OF BOREDOM.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: I hope you enjoyed reading this letter.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: I'll save a copy of this mail just in case you don't check it and I'll like, send it to Aso or something.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: No, really, let me do your mailbag.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: I'll take good care of it, really. Look at all the effort I put in MERELY TYPING "P."'s

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: I truly hope you read this. I'm sorry if it was merely a bore and waste of time (No really, I am sorry as a gentleman, and as a wannabe scholar).

Sh'irby

1. So I herd you like Kirby?

2. Can I see Bimblesnaff's head blow up again?

3. Gamespy Sucks, kudos for ditching them.

4. Would Kirby be able to defeat Megaman if he (Megaman) had every power of every robot master?

5. I have a N64 emulator called Nineteen64, and once, when I play Kirby 64 on it, it had some strange graphics glitch and Kirby was white with rose-colored cheeks and black eyes. Weird, huh?

6. This letter is getting WAY too long. XD

7. Have you seen the video on YouTube called "YTP: King Dedede Inhales a Negative Ion"? If not, then you should see it. XD

8. (to nearest Scarfie) DR OCTAGONOPUS! BLAAAAAHHH!

9. Okay, I'm done now.

10. No, really, I am.

11. I'm seri- *is ko'd by cook kirby's frying pan*

Kamiyana

Oi loik pipohls, of teh MeiBahg. Plees, take @ yoo taime, tu muake MeiBahg, of teh Highest Qality.

(-'a')- I recommend, bendybendyknees dancing, if yoo kenno wait.

(_.,.)_

Kirby's Doom

do yea Liek Mudkipz? Nnne