What's that? Never heard of it before. Pretty certain that there's no such thing as that month -- not that I would even know that it even was a month, given that I never heard of it before.

Anyhoo, here's some Gurus at a regular interval from the last one -- heh heh heh.

Hey, at least it's at a semi-reasonable pace from the last time, right? So, blah-blah-blah, this again. Now with more, uh... information!

So, I believe this was supposed to be put out there at the start of the month, not the end of it.

Like any self respecting individual, I place the blame squarely on everyone who is not me. And, I dunno, aliens? Wear your tin-foil hats, kiddos!

Being the start of the month -- and long overdue in any case -- it's time for the Interactive Fandom that everyone just knew was gonna be coming:

Robobot Armor Modes!

There are a good number in the latest title, but some Copy Abilities were left out. Let's see if the puffball fan community can fill in the blanks.

All vowel-starting words in the title. Does that count for diversity, 2016?

There's been a lot of lot-of going on as of late -- all of it minor and most not warranting an update itself. However, enough tidbits have been amassed to compile some monstrosity and a of banter (sounds like my thing!).

This ol' gray mare, she ain't what she used to be. However, she can still pull a cart. What does that mean? Well, apparently, that here's the second installment of newer new Ask the Kirby Gurus! With more, um, answers!?

Here comes the real return of Ask the Kirby Gurus. It may seem like a short go of things, but I've packed a lot of meat on those thin bones. Guess we'll see if this is a flash in the pan or the start of something long lasting and beautiful, like -- oh, what's that thing? Marriage? Of course not. A tattoo, that's it! Flaming skulls for the win, kiddies.

In what is -- without a doubt -- the worst sounding name ever, here's a push to transform regular, boring Tuesdays into Gurusdays! ... You know, as in Ask the Kirby Gurus. That hat, technically, was hung up some time ago, but there's been half- or quarter-dozen additions to the franchise since then. Or, at least it seems like it.

Gonna try to class up the Gurus back to its roots (or at least the roots from my time tenure on) by keeping the questions fewer per release and the answers very lengthy and over-analyzed.

Going with this whole wacky trend of "doing things again", I guess the ball should keep a-rollin'. Why not keep said rolling with a classic* Interactive Fandom Contest? Let's see how much this place still has its creative side awake (is so an expression, shut up).

* definition of a true "classic" may vary based on location and age

What's all this then? A second update? On only the second day of KRR's resurrection? I am setting a horrible precedent, aren't I? Don't get used to it.

Well, at least there is a good excuse: today is April Fool's Day, a holiday of sorts in these parts, and cool bean #1 in a cool fifteen bean salad Daimyo-KoiKoi (née Dedede Daimyo) has graced us with his latest fan comic endeavor, Mailbag Manga: Return 2 KRR~! No tricks here. Actually, the end. That's totally a trick. (Or is it?... yes, yes it is.)