Epilogue: What’s the Point of Being Super Survivor?
Jamey gets off the Internet Poll. All the contestants (except
for the absent King Dedede) quiet down.
JAMEY: Out of 10 voters, 50% chose Kirby, 10% chose Ribbon, and
40% chose Meta Knight. Kirby is the winner!
KAWASAKI: Congratulations, Kirby!
TUFF: Yeah Kirby, you’re the best!
Waddle Dee gives Kirby a high five…or whatever they both have.
ADELEINE: Well done, Kirby! Wish I won though…then the world
would finally learn how to spell my name right!
META KNIGHT: Um…Word up!
RIBBON: Kirby! I knew you would win!
Ribbon flies at Kirby and gives him a hug.
RIBBON: Shut up, Kirby.
JAMEY: Kirby, I shall now crown you the Super Survivor!
Jamey takes out a Burger King Kids Meal crown he got from
Episode Two. He places it on the top of Kirby’s body.
TUFF: So…is that all?
META KNIGHT: What?! No amazing prizes? I was expecting luxury
cars and loads of cash!
JAMEY: Well, I spent most of this series in the second-floor
bathroom. I couldn’t go and pick up a REAL prize.
KAWASAKI: Hmm…point taken.
ADELEINE: So now what?
JAMEY: Well, considering this is finally over, you can all
start by getting the fudge out!
Waddle Dee puts on a sad expression and points to the leftover
party supplies around the room.
TUFF: The thing has a point, you know. Why can’t we stay here
JAMEY: Because I have no motive of having an extraneously long
RIBBON: But what about me and Kirby? Aren’t you going to give
us time to build up something before we split apart again?
JAMEY: Psh, fine. We’ll leave you two alone in the backyard
while I kick everyone else out.
EVERYONE ELSE WHO CAN TALK: Aww…
Jamey escorts them to the front yard while Kirby and Ribbon go
to the backyard.
The camera spins around to focus on Jamey.
JAMEY: I’m assuming you all have a way to get back home.
TUFF: I don’t.
JAMEY: Well isn’t that a problem.
They stop walking when they reach the front steps
ADELEINE: I guess I’ll get the fudge out first. Later,
Adeleine paints a car and drives away.
KAWASAKI: I really should’ve hitched a ride. Oh well, time to
lose some weight!
Kawasaki walks off.
META KNIGHT: I guess it’s time for me to leave too.
Suddenly, a bunch of arrows fly toward Meta Knight. He quickly
senses this and gets out of the way.
TUFF: Well that’s weird.
They look up in a nearby tree and find what looks like an Amazon
woman. She grabs an arrow from the quiver on her back to load
AMAZON: Meta Knight, you said you would win! But you lost!
You loser! For that you must die!
META KNIGHT: Ah, nuts…
Meta Knight runs off in the direction Kawasaki was walking in.
AMAZON: Get back here, mask boy!
Meta Knight screams like a little girl while running down the
road. The Amazon shoots another arrow at Meta Knight.
This arrow hits with a loud THUD, just one problem…
KAWASAKI: OW, MY SKIN!
Kawasaki falls over with X’s over his eyes.
AMAZON: …No one saw that, got it?
Jamey walks back into his mansion, thus abandoning Tuff.
TUFF: Ah, nuts.
Tuff walks to the road and waits for a car it hitch a ride on.
Waddle Dee wonders why he hasn't done anything yet.
Kirby and Ribbon sit on the swing set of the backyard.
RIBBON: (Thinking) Okay Ribbon. It really, REALLY is the last
time you can see Kirby. Time to make your move! Oh yeah! :)
Kirby swings softly in boredom.
RIBBON: Kirby, have you ever been in love before?
RIBBON: Um…do you even know what love is?
RIBBON: Well…I guess it doesn’t really matter, because…um…
Ribbon leans towards Kirby.
RIBBON: Because I…
She leans her face closer, ready to give him a quick smooch on
the top of his body.
Kirby points to a third-story window, where Jamey has a running
video camera pointed at the two.
RIBBON: What the…Jamey, don’t you even DARE tape us!
JAMEY: Fine, fine…I won’t tape you two smooching in my own
Jamey walks away from the window.
RIBBON: Anyway, Kirby…this is for you!
Ribbon quickly kisses Kirby on the cheek.
KIRBY and RIBBON: ?
Jamey is seen next to them with a camera.
JAMEY: Yup, it’s a Kodak moment! Wait, how did I get down here
with a camera so fast…
Ribbon starts chasing Jamey.
JAMEY: Shut up, Kirby.
All they all lived happily ever after…sort of.
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