Kirby's Super Survivor
By Jamey
Epilogue: What’s the Point of Being Super Survivor?
Jamey gets off the Internet Poll. All the contestants (except for the absent King Dedede) quiet down. JAMEY: Out of 10 voters, 50% chose Kirby, 10% chose Ribbon, and 40% chose Meta Knight. Kirby is the winner! KIRBY: Byo! KAWASAKI: Congratulations, Kirby! TUFF: Yeah Kirby, you’re the best! Waddle Dee gives Kirby a high five…or whatever they both have. ADELEINE: Well done, Kirby! Wish I won though…then the world would finally learn how to spell my name right! META KNIGHT: Um…Word up! RIBBON: Kirby! I knew you would win! Ribbon flies at Kirby and gives him a hug. KIRBY: Byo! RIBBON: Shut up, Kirby. JAMEY: Kirby, I shall now crown you the Super Survivor! Jamey takes out a Burger King Kids Meal crown he got from Episode Two. He places it on the top of Kirby’s body. TUFF: So…is that all? JAMEY: Yup! META KNIGHT: What?! No amazing prizes? I was expecting luxury cars and loads of cash! JAMEY: Well, I spent most of this series in the second-floor bathroom. I couldn’t go and pick up a REAL prize. KAWASAKI: Hmm…point taken. ADELEINE: So now what? JAMEY: Well, considering this is finally over, you can all start by getting the fudge out! Waddle Dee puts on a sad expression and points to the leftover party supplies around the room. TUFF: The thing has a point, you know. Why can’t we stay here any longer? JAMEY: Because I have no motive of having an extraneously long Epilogue. RIBBON: But what about me and Kirby? Aren’t you going to give us time to build up something before we split apart again? JAMEY: Psh, fine. We’ll leave you two alone in the backyard while I kick everyone else out. EVERYONE ELSE WHO CAN TALK: Aww… Jamey escorts them to the front yard while Kirby and Ribbon go to the backyard. The camera spins around to focus on Jamey. JAMEY: I’m assuming you all have a way to get back home. TUFF: I don’t. JAMEY: Well isn’t that a problem. They stop walking when they reach the front steps ADELEINE: I guess I’ll get the fudge out first. Later, everyone! Adeleine paints a car and drives away. KAWASAKI: I really should’ve hitched a ride. Oh well, time to lose some weight! Kawasaki walks off. META KNIGHT: I guess it’s time for me to leave too. Suddenly, a bunch of arrows fly toward Meta Knight. He quickly senses this and gets out of the way. TUFF: Well that’s weird. They look up in a nearby tree and find what looks like an Amazon woman. She grabs an arrow from the quiver on her back to load her crossbow. AMAZON: Meta Knight, you said you would win! But you lost! You loser! For that you must die! META KNIGHT: Ah, nuts… Meta Knight runs off in the direction Kawasaki was walking in. AMAZON: Get back here, mask boy! Meta Knight screams like a little girl while running down the road. The Amazon shoots another arrow at Meta Knight. This arrow hits with a loud THUD, just one problem… KAWASAKI: OW, MY SKIN! Kawasaki falls over with X’s over his eyes. AMAZON: …No one saw that, got it? JAMEY: OK! Jamey walks back into his mansion, thus abandoning Tuff. TUFF: Ah, nuts. Tuff walks to the road and waits for a car it hitch a ride on. Waddle Dee wonders why he hasn't done anything yet. -------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile… Kirby and Ribbon sit on the swing set of the backyard. RIBBON: (Thinking) Okay Ribbon. It really, REALLY is the last time you can see Kirby. Time to make your move! Oh yeah! :) Kirby swings softly in boredom. RIBBON: Kirby, have you ever been in love before? KIRBY: Byo? RIBBON: Um…do you even know what love is? KIRBY: Byo. RIBBON: Well…I guess it doesn’t really matter, because…um… Ribbon leans towards Kirby. RIBBON: Because I… She leans her face closer, ready to give him a quick smooch on the top of his body. KIRBY: Byo! Kirby points to a third-story window, where Jamey has a running video camera pointed at the two. RIBBON: What the…Jamey, don’t you even DARE tape us! JAMEY: Fine, fine…I won’t tape you two smooching in my own backyard… Jamey walks away from the window. RIBBON: Anyway, Kirby…this is for you! Ribbon quickly kisses Kirby on the cheek. *CLICK!* KIRBY and RIBBON: ? Jamey is seen next to them with a camera. JAMEY: Yup, it’s a Kodak moment! Wait, how did I get down here with a camera so fast… RIBBON: JAMEY!!! Ribbon starts chasing Jamey. KIRBY: Byo! JAMEY: Shut up, Kirby. All they all lived happily ever after…sort of. THE END
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