The other seven contestants stand outside the castle entrance.
ADELIENE: All right, time to get to work.
They push open the door and begin walking in the castle.
META KNIGHT: (Praying for good luck) No traps now, no traps
Kawasaki steps on the tripwire King Dedede set up. The ground
beneath them begins to crumble and they start falling down a
seemingly endless hole.
KAWASAKI: Um…Meta Knight jinxed us from the start!
TUFF: Gosh, I hate you…
They continue falling down until they hit a springboard at the
bottom, which launches them back up.
They fly higher and pass where the trap was originally set.
Eventually, they ascend high enough to be stuck onto a
tremendous spider web on the ceiling.
RIBBON: Shut up, Kirby…
KAWASAKI: Oh, you’re here too…
King Dedede walks under them.
DEDEDE: I can’t believe you guys were dumb enough to fall for
that cheap trick! You’re even dumber than me!
TUFF: It took a lot of effort too!
DEDEDE: Ah, shut up! Anyway, I guess you’ll just stay there
until you all starve!
DEDEDE: Shut up, Kirby!
META KNIGHT: Ah, forget you guys…
Meta Knight takes off most of his armor, allowing him to detach
himself from the spider web.
ADELEINE: Heh, that’s a nice fish pattern on those boxers.
META KNIGHT: Quiet you.
Meta Knight jumps up and grabs his sword. He slashes his armor
out of the web and puts it back on.
DEDEDE: Ah, dang…
KAWASAKI: All right! Go Meta Knight! Now cut us free!
META KNIGHT: Now why would I do something as stupid as that?
If I’m the only one at the mansion when it’s time to determine
the Super Survivor, then I’ll be the winner! You weren’t really
expecting me to be on your side, were you?
Meta Knight walks out.
DEDEDE: …Ha! You almost had me worried, but now that Meta
Knight’s gone, you have no one else to get you out!
ADELEINE: Don’t worry. I’ll figure out a plan to get us
out…why, if I could get my paintbrush, I’d use invisible paint
to make the whole web disappear around us!
DEDEDE: …You’re a loony.
ADELEINE: Oh, you’re just saying that because you THINK it’s a
DEDEDE: Wow, figured that out by yourself, huh?
ADELEINE: If you get me down from there, I’ll prove to you it’s
one of the best plans yet!
DEDEDE: Ha! Get you down from there? You’d like that,
ADELEINE: You’d THINK that I’d like that, wouldn’t you?
DEDEDE: Well you’d like me to think that you WOULDN’T want
that, wouldn’t you?
ADELEINE: Would I?
DEDEDE: Wouldn’t you?
ADELEINE: Well there’s only one way to find out!
King Dedede uses a nearby laser gun to cut Adeleine out of the
DEDEDE: Ah ha! You thought you were tricking me, but I was
Adeleine coats the spider webs with invisible
ink, making them disappear for some reason.
Everyone who was trapped is now free.
DEDEDE: Ah, nuts…
TUFF: Shut up, Kirby.
KAWASAKI: Looks like there’s only one thing left to do…dog
Everyone leaps up high and lands on King Dedede’s back.
DEDEDE: Ull…my lumbago!
They all get off.
RIBBON: I guess we can just leave him here. No point in
worrying about him.
They exit out and return to Jamey’s mansion.
An hour later…
All the contestants (except King Dedede) have returned to the
JAMEY: So, did you find out what’s keeping King Dedede?
KAWASAKI: I recall him saying something about his lumbago…
Waddle Dee puts on an expression that reads, “Shut up, Kirby!”
AUTHOR’S NOTE: *Sniff* It has always been my dream to have
everyone say that in one episode! I’m so happy… *Tear*
JAMEY: Well I guess there’s only one thing left to do. Explain
how the poll for this round works.
Jamey clears his throat.
JAMEY: The following poll lists the remaining three
contestants. Vote for the one you want as the WINNER. After
five days, I’ll determine the winner. If there’s a tie, I’ll
wait for someone to break that tie.