Jamey gets off the Internet Poll and turns to the contestants.
JAMEY: Once again, we have ourselves a tie between 10 voters!
For this, I shall flip a coin to see who will leave: Heads for
Meta Knight and Tails for Kawasaki.
META KNIGHT: Ah, the delicious suspense…
KAWASAKI: What’s delicious?
Jamey flips a coin it lands on…
JAMEY: …Tails.
KAWASAKI: Oh well, I guess it’s time for me to, “Get the fudge
out!”
JAMEY: No, that won’t be necessary.
EVERYONE: ?
JAMEY: I’ve sent invitations to the contestants that have been
voted off to take part of this final episode. Packing up and
leaving would be a waste of time.
RIBBON: Oh…right…
Now only three active contestants remain: Kirby, Ribbon, and
Meta Knight.
JAMEY: Since it’s the final round, we won’t go through a
mini-game. We’ll just stay here and have a last episode party!
Jamey snaps his fingers (which he can’t do in real life) and a
dozen butlers bring snacks and other party goods.
META KNIGHT: And we haven’t even eaten breakfast yet…
KAWASAKI: Oh well. Works for me…
KIRBY: Byo!
Kirby instantly sucks up all the snacks.
EVERYONE ELSE: …
JAMEY: He’s darn lucky I’m not charging him for any of this.
A few minutes later, Waddle Dee and Adeleine walk in.
WADDLE DEE: *Happy*
ADELEINE: I still can’t believe I lost to Ribbon back in
Episode Four. Curse you, viewers!
KIRBY: Byo, byo!
META KNIGHT: Urge to kill Kirby…rising…
Soon after, Tuff walks through the door.
TUFF: Well, this place is better than back home with Tiff…
KIRBY: Byo!
KAWASAKI: Shut up, Kirby!
JAMEY: That makes only King Dedede who hasn’t shown up. Oh
goodies…
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A few hours later…
TUFF: King
Overweight still isn’t here yet. I wonder what’s
taking him! I want to make fun of him some more…
RIBBON: Well that’s typical Tuff behavior, I guess…
KIRBY: Byo!
ADELEINE: Shut up, Kirby…
JAMEY: If he chooses not to show up, then we’ll proceed without
him.
Suddenly, the lights go out and the room turns dark.
META KNIGHT: Darn it, Kawasaki! Turn the lights back before
you face a death from stab wounds!
KAWASAKI: I wasn’t me…then it must be…Kirby!
RIBBON: Don’t you guys e-AHHHH!
ADELEINE: I don’t think so…
The lights turn back on.
TUFF: All right! Ribbon’s missing!
KIRBY: Byo!
JAMEY: Shut up, Kirby.
META KNIGHT: Darn. I guess we have to waste time and find her.
KAWASAKI: Stupid fairy…
WADDLE DEE: *Annoyed*
ADELEINE: Well, knowing King Dedede, he’s probably hanging
around in his castle, waiting for us to storm in while he has
some trap set.
TUFF: I guess we’ll just have to take the standard approach.
Kirby, Warp Star time!
KIRBY: Byo!
They start to think who hasn’t said everyone’s favorite line in
this episode yet.
META KNIGHT: Shut up, Kirby…
JAMEY: I guess I’ll let you leave the mansion grounds JUST THIS
ONCE. I’ll stay here on the second floor toilet.
King Dedede is seen with invisible trip wires near his front
door. He completes his trap and steps away.
KING DEDEDE: Those punks will be here any minute! Now all I
have to do is hang around in my castle, waiting for them to
storm in while they activate my trap! Gosh, I’m so original…
He goes up to his bedroom and points his telescope in the
direction of Jamey’s mansion.
King Dedede immediately spots Kirby and crew flying towards the
castle entrance.
DEDEDE: Holy crud! They’re closer than I thought! Those traps
better work!
The other seven contestants stand outside the castle entrance.
ADELIENE: All right, time to get to work.
They push open the door and begin walking in the castle.
META KNIGHT: (Praying for good luck) No traps now, no traps
now…
Kawasaki steps on the tripwire King Dedede set up. The ground
beneath them begins to crumble and they start falling down a
seemingly endless hole.
KAWASAKI: Um…Meta Knight jinxed us from the start!
TUFF: Gosh, I hate you…
They continue falling down until they hit a springboard at the
bottom, which launches them back up.
ADELEINE: …Okay…
They fly higher and pass where the trap was originally set.
Eventually, they ascend high enough to be stuck onto a
tremendous spider web on the ceiling.
KIRBY: Byo!
RIBBON: Shut up, Kirby…
KAWASAKI: Oh, you’re here too…
King Dedede walks under them.
DEDEDE: I can’t believe you guys were dumb enough to fall for
that cheap trick! You’re even dumber than me!
TUFF: It took a lot of effort too!
DEDEDE: Ah, shut up! Anyway, I guess you’ll just stay there
until you all starve!
KAWASAKI: NOOOO!!!
KIRBY: BYOOOO!!!
DEDEDE: Shut up, Kirby!
META KNIGHT: Ah, forget you guys…
Meta Knight takes off most of his armor, allowing him to detach
himself from the spider web.
ADELEINE: Heh, that’s a nice fish pattern on those boxers.
META KNIGHT: Quiet you.
Meta Knight jumps up and grabs his sword. He slashes his armor
out of the web and puts it back on.
DEDEDE: Ah, dang…
KAWASAKI: All right! Go Meta Knight! Now cut us free!
META KNIGHT: Now why would I do something as stupid as that?
If I’m the only one at the mansion when it’s time to determine
the Super Survivor, then I’ll be the winner! You weren’t really
expecting me to be on your side, were you?
Meta Knight walks out.
DEDEDE: …Ha! You almost had me worried, but now that Meta
Knight’s gone, you have no one else to get you out!
ADELEINE: Don’t worry. I’ll figure out a plan to get us
out…why, if I could get my paintbrush, I’d use invisible paint
to make the whole web disappear around us!
DEDEDE: …You’re a loony.
ADELEINE: Oh, you’re just saying that because you THINK it’s a
dumb idea.
DEDEDE: Wow, figured that out by yourself, huh?
ADELEINE: If you get me down from there, I’ll prove to you it’s
one of the best plans yet!
DEDEDE: Ha! Get you down from there? You’d like that,
wouldn’t you?
ADELEINE: You’d THINK that I’d like that, wouldn’t you?
DEDEDE: Well you’d like me to think that you WOULDN’T want
that, wouldn’t you?
ADELEINE: Would I?
DEDEDE: Wouldn’t you?
ADELEINE: Well there’s only one way to find out!
DEDEDE: Agreed!
King Dedede uses a nearby laser gun to cut Adeleine out of the
web.
DEDEDE: Ah ha! You thought you were tricking me, but I was
too…smart…
Adeleine coats the spider webs with invisible
ink, making them disappear for some reason.
Everyone who was trapped is now free.
DEDEDE: Ah, nuts…
KIRBY: Byo!
TUFF: Shut up, Kirby.
KAWASAKI: Looks like there’s only one thing left to do…dog
pile!
Everyone leaps up high and lands on King Dedede’s back.
DEDEDE: Ull…my lumbago!
They all get off.
RIBBON: I guess we can just leave him here. No point in
worrying about him.
DEDEDE: Medic…
They exit out and return to Jamey’s mansion.
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An hour later…
All the contestants (except King Dedede) have returned to the
mansion.
JAMEY: So, did you find out what’s keeping King Dedede?
KAWASAKI: I recall him saying something about his lumbago…
KIRBY: Byo!
Waddle Dee puts on an expression that reads, “Shut up, Kirby!”
AUTHOR’S NOTE: *Sniff* It has always been my dream to have
everyone say that in one episode! I’m so happy… *Tear*
JAMEY: Well I guess there’s only one thing left to do. Explain
how the poll for this round works.
Jamey clears his throat.
JAMEY: The following poll lists the remaining three
contestants. Vote for the one you want as the WINNER. After
five days, I’ll determine the winner. If there’s a tie, I’ll
wait for someone to break that tie.
