Jamey gets off the Internet Poll and turns to the contestants.
JAMEY: Once again, we have ourselves a tie between 10 voters!
For this, I shall flip a coin to see who will leave: Heads for
Meta Knight and Tails for Kawasaki.
META KNIGHT: Ah, the delicious suspense�
KAWASAKI: What�s delicious?
Jamey flips a coin it lands on�
JAMEY: �Tails.
KAWASAKI: Oh well, I guess it�s time for me to, �Get the fudge
out!�
JAMEY: No, that won�t be necessary.
EVERYONE: ?
JAMEY: I�ve sent invitations to the contestants that have been
voted off to take part of this final episode. Packing up and
leaving would be a waste of time.
RIBBON: Oh�right�
Now only three active contestants remain: Kirby, Ribbon, and
Meta Knight.
JAMEY: Since it�s the final round, we won�t go through a
mini-game. We�ll just stay here and have a last episode party!
Jamey snaps his fingers (which he can�t do in real life) and a
dozen butlers bring snacks and other party goods.
META KNIGHT: And we haven�t even eaten breakfast yet�
KAWASAKI: Oh well. Works for me�
KIRBY: Byo!
Kirby instantly sucks up all the snacks.
EVERYONE ELSE: �
JAMEY: He�s darn lucky I�m not charging him for any of this.
A few minutes later, Waddle Dee and Adeleine walk in.
WADDLE DEE: *Happy*
ADELEINE: I still can�t believe I lost to Ribbon back in
Episode Four. Curse you, viewers!
KIRBY: Byo, byo!
META KNIGHT: Urge to kill Kirby�rising�
Soon after, Tuff walks through the door.
TUFF: Well, this place is better than back home with Tiff�
KIRBY: Byo!
KAWASAKI: Shut up, Kirby!
JAMEY: That makes only King Dedede who hasn�t shown up. Oh
goodies�
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A few hours later�
TUFF: King
Overweight still isn�t here yet. I wonder what�s
taking him! I want to make fun of him some more�
RIBBON: Well that�s typical Tuff behavior, I guess�
KIRBY: Byo!
ADELEINE: Shut up, Kirby�
JAMEY: If he chooses not to show up, then we�ll proceed without
him.
Suddenly, the lights go out and the room turns dark.
META KNIGHT: Darn it, Kawasaki! Turn the lights back before
you face a death from stab wounds!
KAWASAKI: I wasn�t me�then it must be�Kirby!
RIBBON: Don�t you guys e-AHHHH!
ADELEINE: I don�t think so�
The lights turn back on.
TUFF: All right! Ribbon�s missing!
KIRBY: Byo!
JAMEY: Shut up, Kirby.
META KNIGHT: Darn. I guess we have to waste time and find her.
KAWASAKI: Stupid fairy�
WADDLE DEE: *Annoyed*
ADELEINE: Well, knowing King Dedede, he�s probably hanging
around in his castle, waiting for us to storm in while he has
some trap set.
TUFF: I guess we�ll just have to take the standard approach.
Kirby, Warp Star time!
KIRBY: Byo!
They start to think who hasn�t said everyone�s favorite line in
this episode yet.
META KNIGHT: Shut up, Kirby�
JAMEY: I guess I�ll let you leave the mansion grounds JUST THIS
ONCE. I�ll stay here on the second floor toilet.
King Dedede is seen with invisible trip wires near his front
door. He completes his trap and steps away.
KING DEDEDE: Those punks will be here any minute! Now all I
have to do is hang around in my castle, waiting for them to
storm in while they activate my trap! Gosh, I�m so original�
He goes up to his bedroom and points his telescope in the
direction of Jamey�s mansion.
King Dedede immediately spots Kirby and crew flying towards the
castle entrance.
DEDEDE: Holy crud! They�re closer than I thought! Those traps
better work!
The other seven contestants stand outside the castle entrance.
ADELIENE: All right, time to get to work.
They push open the door and begin walking in the castle.
META KNIGHT: (Praying for good luck) No traps now, no traps
now�
Kawasaki steps on the tripwire King Dedede set up. The ground
beneath them begins to crumble and they start falling down a
seemingly endless hole.
KAWASAKI: Um�Meta Knight jinxed us from the start!
TUFF: Gosh, I hate you�
They continue falling down until they hit a springboard at the
bottom, which launches them back up.
ADELEINE: �Okay�
They fly higher and pass where the trap was originally set.
Eventually, they ascend high enough to be stuck onto a
tremendous spider web on the ceiling.
KIRBY: Byo!
RIBBON: Shut up, Kirby�
KAWASAKI: Oh, you�re here too�
King Dedede walks under them.
DEDEDE: I can�t believe you guys were dumb enough to fall for
that cheap trick! You�re even dumber than me!
TUFF: It took a lot of effort too!
DEDEDE: Ah, shut up! Anyway, I guess you�ll just stay there
until you all starve!
KAWASAKI: NOOOO!!!
KIRBY: BYOOOO!!!
DEDEDE: Shut up, Kirby!
META KNIGHT: Ah, forget you guys�
Meta Knight takes off most of his armor, allowing him to detach
himself from the spider web.
ADELEINE: Heh, that�s a nice fish pattern on those boxers.
META KNIGHT: Quiet you.
Meta Knight jumps up and grabs his sword. He slashes his armor
out of the web and puts it back on.
DEDEDE: Ah, dang�
KAWASAKI: All right! Go Meta Knight! Now cut us free!
META KNIGHT: Now why would I do something as stupid as that?
If I�m the only one at the mansion when it�s time to determine
the Super Survivor, then I�ll be the winner! You weren�t really
expecting me to be on your side, were you?
Meta Knight walks out.
DEDEDE: �Ha! You almost had me worried, but now that Meta
Knight�s gone, you have no one else to get you out!
ADELEINE: Don�t worry. I�ll figure out a plan to get us
out�why, if I could get my paintbrush, I�d use invisible paint
to make the whole web disappear around us!
DEDEDE: �You�re a loony.
ADELEINE: Oh, you�re just saying that because you THINK it�s a
dumb idea.
DEDEDE: Wow, figured that out by yourself, huh?
ADELEINE: If you get me down from there, I�ll prove to you it�s
one of the best plans yet!
DEDEDE: Ha! Get you down from there? You�d like that,
wouldn�t you?
ADELEINE: You�d THINK that I�d like that, wouldn�t you?
DEDEDE: Well you�d like me to think that you WOULDN�T want
that, wouldn�t you?
ADELEINE: Would I?
DEDEDE: Wouldn�t you?
ADELEINE: Well there�s only one way to find out!
DEDEDE: Agreed!
King Dedede uses a nearby laser gun to cut Adeleine out of the
web.
DEDEDE: Ah ha! You thought you were tricking me, but I was
too�smart�
Adeleine coats the spider webs with invisible
ink, making them disappear for some reason.
Everyone who was trapped is now free.
DEDEDE: Ah, nuts�
KIRBY: Byo!
TUFF: Shut up, Kirby.
KAWASAKI: Looks like there�s only one thing left to do�dog
pile!
Everyone leaps up high and lands on King Dedede�s back.
DEDEDE: Ull�my lumbago!
They all get off.
RIBBON: I guess we can just leave him here. No point in
worrying about him.
DEDEDE: Medic�
They exit out and return to Jamey�s mansion.
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An hour later�
All the contestants (except King Dedede) have returned to the
mansion.
JAMEY: So, did you find out what�s keeping King Dedede?
KAWASAKI: I recall him saying something about his lumbago�
KIRBY: Byo!
Waddle Dee puts on an expression that reads, �Shut up, Kirby!�
AUTHOR�S NOTE: *Sniff* It has always been my dream to have
everyone say that in one episode! I�m so happy� *Tear*
JAMEY: Well I guess there�s only one thing left to do. Explain
how the poll for this round works.
Jamey clears his throat.
JAMEY: The following poll lists the remaining three
contestants. Vote for the one you want as the WINNER. After
five days, I�ll determine the winner. If there�s a tie, I�ll
wait for someone to break that tie.
