Now, to get
back on track... soldiers are armed and ready, and we are but a
few minutes away from Vegetable Valley. Ah... this reminds me of
why I began this quest to destroy Kirby...
"Crew, attention crew," the captain chimed in, "prepare for
landing." There will be time to reminisce later, now, I have
a world to conquer!
Soldiers ran out of the ship in a surprisingly calm manner, not
like the chaotic free-for-all ways of Meta-Knight's previous
missions. Suddenly natives of the land burst out of the ground
in front of them. "What..." a native who seemed to be the leader
said as he stared at the army, "...is..." he took another look,
All of a sudden Meta-Knight appeared out of nowhere and
explained, "We want..." No, angrier! "We DEMAND this
The leader spoke up , " I see you are serious... and you must be
Meta-Knight... well, I know somebody who would love to see
Out of nowhere giant apple-shaped bombs land on everyone.
What the...? Then Whispy Woods approached them. Ah, it's
"So you're Meta-Knight," the tree yelled, "the one who got me
beaten up Kirby for that Star Stick thingy..." Ugh, I don't
have time for this..."
"Soldiers, attack!" Within seconds all that was left were
Meta-Knight's army, and a tree stump. The natives ran wildly and
dived in the ocean to swim for safety. Another job well done.
Then Meta-Knight ordered a few soldiers to stay, in case the
natives returned. Next came Green Greens, which they later
learned, belonged to the same tribe, so they went right back
into the Halberd II and headed for Ice Cream Islands, which had
a similar outcome. They were unbeatable, but sadly, = so was
"Meta-Lance, show me where Kirby is..." asked Meta-Knight.
"He's...oh my god! He's already in Rainbow Resort!!!
WHAT!!! How did he do that? Okay, settle down, there's no way
he'll be able to beat the Dededebot. I spend months designed
that. "You must've forgotten the matter of the indestructible
"friend" we have.
"Oh yeah...," Meta-Lance calmed down. "There's no way that
puffball can beat that." I guess I overreacted when the transporters had that problem.
There are so many other preparations I made. This is mission
that can't go wrong. It can't go wrong because, I've done too
much. There are so many things I have ready that Kirby cannot
defeat me. And if he does eventually get to me, I have yet
another, secret weapon in store for him. Not even my most
trusted crew knows about it. Hehehe...