You should go back to second since ya don't seem to know the ordinal that follows it. Whacka whacka!

0) Know what works better than informing the population of your past alias? Keeping the same one over a sensible course of time! And, yes, I can talk. My handle only morphed over the course of years when it was already established that said second name was used in reference to my being.

1) I'm surprised there was that much to it. Inhaling, spitting, copying, sliding, flying; you'd think those would all be taken for granted, but you'd be surprised with some fan games out there. "Jump on foes to defeat them." ... What? But, like was commented in the video, the controls looked shaky at times and a big unwieldy. Still, for what's out there especially, it looks pretty surprising.

2) And a centaur is properly known as hippocentaur, that way you know that it's half is horse. Centaur works just fine. You don't have to squeeze out every detail in a naming structure, just the high spots. Otherwise, why not include that it's brown and has larger-than-normal ears? Nay, it's a horned hamster, hence hamster horn.

3) Same persons, different personas. That "a" makes all the difference. How could the same person being different users? What is Didge, schizo or something? Well, he is, but the medication really scaled back his freak-outs. I just hope he doesn't learn that those pills are Skittles. I can't help if his medication is tasty. Mmm... trippy.

Hey, kids, eat medication not prescribed to you for fun!</horrible lesson not to follow>

4) :| Satisfied?

5) Just when the number five was getting its self-respect back, you had to go and do that to it. I hope you can sleep at night.

6) There isn't levels that I've seen, just the opening one. It's just a long path that goes up and around some logs and then winds up a tree. It's populated with some common enemies. The demonstration videos really paint a better picture than I can. Of course, they leave out the part where you get stuck in the floor and jitter back to the start of the level...

2) I can certainly assure you that I can read. ... What? Obviously, I can. I'm typing words right now. Did you think this was the lead in to some witty remark? Well, it should have been.

3) Man is a spongy bag of mostly water that smells of various foul things. It is sometimes bear food.

4) The only thing I liked about the American version of the animated series was the opening theme. Sue me, it's catchy.

5) I was first Rickrolled as part of a website's April Fools Day joke. Every member got a "conduct notification" which had the devilish YouTube embed. Of course, I don't follow memes, so I thought it was just some off-the-wall wackery. It wasn't until about a week later that someone at work explained to me. To make matters worse, I just opened the message in a new tab and entirely had no idea what was going on. Over all, the experience left me with a blood thirst that has yet to be quenched. And so, I spend my nights hunting the most dangerous game: lycanthrope ursula, the bear-wolf!

7) The unaired pilot episode that got everything right. The aired pilot that spit in the face of Kirbydom. Nevermind~!

Kirby's home is a tricky number. It's treated as both a planet and a star. Technically, it has its own satellites, but one of those is the sun. A little backwards. Then, the neighboring "stars" are changed from smaller, planet like worlds to entirely equivalently sized "Star" worlds.

So, technically, it's an impossible question to answer, both of them, since the entire layout of the Kirby cosmos is chaotic and ever changing. If Pop Star was a real star, then it's orbiting worlds would be tinier than could be noticed, which would mean that the Dream Landers would be more like eight miles tall rather than eight inches.

Then, you also have to remember that real world property-isms don't apply to Kirby. You can't live on a real star. Pop Star is not a scientifically classed star; those don't even have the five points. It's a cartoonish, video game world and universe. Check your astrology books at the door.

But, Pop Star has always been known to have a moon, even in Dream Land 1, which rightfully makes it more planet than star, so both answers are "Zero". The boss. He's the planets :O

1) Boh. Is that his name? Bloody tanuki owl gives me the jibbies on top of my hibbies.

2) I've heavily considered making a table top version of Dream Land before digging down to that media of gaming revenue. Like the icy pin cushion said, not what flash was designed fer.

3) I, uh... have all the Waddle Dees. Just, uh... send me fifty bucks and I'll have some sent your way. Really.

1) Technically, Kirby never was white, just black & white.Since his color wasn't solidified at the time of the American release (or at least the creation of the game box cover art), he was left a non-descript white. That's about what the players saw, anyways.

2) When you complete the gauntlet!

First, you must survive a day of battery from the Guru Gun. I barely make it through. Next, you must prepare a large pancake breakfast. Yes, I am abusing my power. Thirdly, I'll take a nap. Them flappies make me sleepies. After that, figure out the secret formula for Coca-Cola. I must know! Fifthly, um, think up what the final challenge in the Gauntlet may be. Make sure it's hard. Then, do that!

3) Be awesome. Don't be not awesome.

1) You wish me to cease an unspecified action and stop? Very well, then, I'll stop. *poof!*

2) I recently acquired a third party produced system to replace my misbehavin' SNES. It was great to get to play Dream Land 3 for the first time in years, but then Super Star wouldn't operate on the thing. Boo. I expected more from a shady, non-supported, unofficial product.

1) People grow up and get lives. It's a sad truth. Thank goodness I have a sad life, and that's the truth. Oh, I'm slowly dyin' alone.

2) I realized that if I wanted to have zero possibility of crossing with someone else's screen name ever and to be 100% unique, it'd have to be something wholly made up. So, I took a gnomish bard's name I used in Dungeons & Dragons that was later given to a goblin fiend, and it snowballed from there.

3) What do you think? We just let anyone walk on in? No, there's a very thorough screening process... done on your wallets! Cha-ching!

Which higher powers are those? The site founder who hasn't been seen 'round these parts for months, the senior staffers who have went AWOL, or the big wigs hanging up said oversized hair pieces?

Feel safe about the future, folks~!

1) Then, for you, it'll be true no matter what. Trust me, graduating is the end of your life. But, anyhoo, 2012 is a big crossing of time points marked as the last by a lot of fancy civilizations, like the Mayans. If they say that's the end, I'd buy it. Of course, I also buy all generic products from the grocer, so how good is my stock?

2) Thanks to the advent of "blogs" and face-space, the "newer generation" is completely incapable of basic HTML work and general, real web practices. Way to go, endumbening society! You've doomed us all. Thank goodness we only have three more years to maintain appearances. After that, lights out!

3) Rainbow Resort was birthed ten years ago, which was when I and many others started up their websites. It was pretty much the "boom" of the internet and web pages. I don't believe much, if any, places like it predated this point in time. I mean, yeah, there were websites out there, but not like it.

Most websites fade away due to those managing them getting too much off-line life to feud with their on-line life, like a job, school, or girlfriend. Luckily, there's two folks here who have the prior two scratched off and the latter in deep left field. We suffer for you~!

There's already plenty of websites out there dedicated to all sorts of fandoms. Ol' RR just happens to be the largest conglomeration of Kirby related media and information in English. Yippee!

4) At this current point, no, but we'll see...

5) There's a difference between repeated put downs and kicking while already down. I never go out of my way to make mention of the animated series. I go out of my way, really, to pretend it doesn't exist. However, when someone brings up the topic, especially one that can have a negative spin applied to it, I bring out the ol' horse club and wallop away.

If someone says, "What was this in the animé?", I merely explain it. If they say, "Why did this stupid thing happen in the show?" I explain, fully, how it is ripe with inaccuracies, flaws, and poor writing. Then, when one says, "Why ya gotta be a Hoshii no hater?", I go and pull out my bag of ruin to remind them why it is so wrong. I also like how right there I use the same horse metaphor 'cuz I am sick of it.

It's not like I enjoy doin' it. They ask. I answer. Comes with the territory I accidentally got. What cha gonna do?

4) So... yes. Told ya it'd be back.

1) I have never heard of this. I'll have to look it up. And I did. Seems to be a lot of foundation in that game. A lot. It's almost too much, had to believe. I found myself flooded with information, all except that which gave a nice and quick, up front wave into the game itself. If I had more time, it seems like something I'd look into, especially seeing how hungry they are for creators. On the other hand, it's the utmost of generic fantasy mired in a complete misunderstanding of biological explanation. "Orcs give birth to orcs, half-orcs, and goblins in the same litter." What a complete misnomer and misuse of "runts", respectively.

3) The age old age question has been a thorn in my side for some time. Because of this, I got my Guru Gun and shot the sucker dead in my Guru Gobbo FAQ.

4) Waffles like me!

... no they don't. I eat them.

A) They wouldn't be, as Bubble isn't that mixable of an ability. Water, maybe, but then the two would probably make something like Bubble. So there's your answer: Bubble!

S) If those letters were in simple English, then they might be answered. "lets kick diggdery the capicorn ;s butt haha i splet [typo] his name wrong" Yeah... golden.

D) Nnno.

Q) Um... Nnno.

1) What is it? Beg to be in the Bag season or something? What's with all this asking to be in it all the sudden? "Scatch that, unfounded asking to be in it. Does Daimyo's contributions to the site seem like a feat even legitly hired staffers have been keeping up with as of late? He's a mega-fan with great devotion. Come back when at least rating a super-fan. Or a fan on the "high" setting. It'll probably be warmer then, and I could use the cooling.

2) Musical ones at least offer something other than a possible stabbing.

4) They taste a bit fishy to me. I prefer the dolphins that get caught in those tuna nets. Too much?

5) This is exactly why you will never be on the other side of the bag.

2) There really shouldn't be dialog in a Kirby game. I loved my other brother's commentary when playing Dream Land 3. "What are you doing?" "We need to shape the blocks in this room like that guy to make him happy." "How do you know that?" "You... just... do?" That's the magic of Kirby. It doesn't need words to communicate. Some intro in the beginning, maybe, and a finishing wrap-up, but that's it. Why mess with a working formula?

3) Bioenergy biomass high throughput screening research and development. Try fittin' that sucker on a business card.

4) What a borin' bean battle you've set up. Really, it's no contest.

5) Game music. Yeah, that's not really anything. Unless you mean the 8-bit style bleeps and bloops, it's like the 'Ton said. It's not really anything definable, just where it appears.

1) Galactus eats worlds, and Dark Matter can take them over. So... Galactus would just eat the dark covered planet like a yogurt covered raisin.

2) Didn't the mirror Kirby not cut it in the reflected world and thus needed the intervention of regular Kirby to defeat Dark Mind? So, this is like saying, "Who would win? David or Goliath". It's already posted results.

3) ... Ometon...

4) Since mouse is capitalized, I can only assume it is of the 12oz variety and thus could defeat all in an intoxicated hail of exploding gunfire.

Retirement home. Pfft! Disk, we all know where you've really been.

That's right, Ometon and I discuss spend our lunch breaks around the water cooler talking about our bran diets. Apparently, his is working better.

Was someone suppose to find and/or make that feather emblem? You act like it should be theres or somethings. Ss.

Third days are reserved for rising and parting the waters from the land.

Speaking of the wet, Rainbow Resort was using said towel to dry off. Now it's all cold and nek-ked. What have you exposed our young readers to? No, really, what? I'm not sure if it could be considered anything bad or not.