Daimyo selling art at a convention? I dunno, I've seen some of those masters that do drawings for dollars at those things... * squiggly flashback wipe effect *

"Hey, look, it's a sheep. A sheep with Bawls. How mature are we?"

... Something tells me he'll do fine.

0) I wonder if your screen name is meant as "Yayz! Bunnies!" cute or "I have a web cam!" cute. My thoughts like this prolly mean I shall not be employed here much longer.

1) I'd be Squishy, and go on a rampage in Japan!...ese schools~! Yeah, I'm surprised I wasn't fired from the Mail Bag mid-answer, too.

2) Preferably, as few as possible. Strong emotions -- including happiness -- cause me to become very nauseous, most likely due to how rare such events are for me. I know it has only happened to me twice in the last fifteen years. Each was trigged by unexpected fortune; one of them had to do with computers. Yup, I'm a nerd.

3) My last day would look a lot like any other day of my life save the frugality. I don't need no money once I'm dead -- just enough for a cremation, a Sharpie, and a Tupperware on which to write "Do Not Eat."

4) Life sucks -- get used to it, or at least stop complaining about it so much, internet!

5) They have plenty of conventions in our own home countries and nearby cities, too. If I'm gonna go to the Netherlands, it'd be for Epica, not animé.

6) Unforgiven~!

8) Shouldn't that be Post-Post-Script not Post-Script-Script? That'd be, like, what was written in the post-script itself, which would be the same thing as a regular post-script.

The original and dubbed animé are different from one another?

You really shouldn't thank us. After all, we consider your question stupid. Try your better for your second letter. The following is a list of characters' outfits you may cosplay as for the photos you send me us:

And yes, me hitting on the lady-type questioners will become quite standard. And yes, I am aware my list was empty.

A Google search of "anmesiona" resulted in "Did you mean: amesiona." Wow, your spelling is so bad that spellchecking it results in words that are just as much non-words.

1) How is "zero" a question?

2) "S" with you? Looks to me like your Yoda talk is answering the question of who quite easily...

NK and Wildrows are dregs from the KRR Chat. Fun fact: Kindar Spirit, founder of this web site, detests the chatroom. She feels that it is completely inappropriate for the general age group here (and she feels correctly) and that it should be done away with since Kirby is about the last thing of which they ever talk. It only stays around since it is Debagelbond's baby.

Methinks it is high time for that baby to be exposed...

See, NK and Wildrows have nothing to do with the KRR site. They don't even go to it. Why should they be answering its mail? The old answer is that they were in the IRC where the old mailbag was made; the new mailbag is made right here on KRR -- the very site they never visit, have nothing to do with, and have no business responding to messages pertaining to. I loved it so how the old crew would bask in the praise of letter-senders on how great a job they were doing on this site; those blokes don't do a blutty thing for this site!

Then, you have Disaster. Now, unlike the other two, he is supposed to be a staffer. Project RAINBOW was his baby... so, yeah, if he ever becomes actively involved in the Rainbow Resort again, he'll earn the right to answer some letters.

At least Diddgery participates in the site; he is known to visit the Gallery and Interactive Fandom sections. He would have known what the KRR elections were.

Of course, the normal place to hear from blokes who only have to do with the chat and the forums are the chat and the forums. Why do they need to put their soapbox here? They already exist almost entirely in different communication media! You want Wildrows and NK and Diz and Aso, go to the IRC. It is 'bout the same as their Mailsacks. I think that is where most of their in-jokes and memes come from.

Now, what is really funny is that the good Doctor found the write-up to this letter while poking around the site, as the old crew is want to do thinking that they for some reason would have access to this new system. He was none too please and wrote a very vivid response. Funniest thing, tho', are his claims "I visit the site every other day" and that I was an "$%@hole" (sxahole?) for not knowing what I was talking about. Conveniently left out of the many parts he quoted from the above are mentions of the KRR election. Y'know, that thing that had been going on for weeks on KRR that he conveniently knew nothing about? So, he is either a liar for saying he visits or ignorant for completely overlooking a major event on the site. I guess if it isn't a piece of "news" posted by one of his friends, he just overlooks it. Welcome to KRR, folks! Only three people on the staff know anything about web design, and the rest are just playing webmaster dress-up for the lulz~!

The fact that they are all only noticing my snide remarks now just proves my point; they are now also featured in the 'Bag (which they only care about because their buddies are in it again; by their own admission, they didn't even notice before Aso and Diddge came back). If they had been paying attention, they'd know that the site has been littered with my disapproving comments at the old guard for months, which just proves my allegedly unsubstantiated point all the more.

1) Gotta go with the Doo as the main man... er, blob, flippery thing wearing shoes.

2) Anyone can play an instrument; doing so without anyone puttin' sticks to their drums (of the ear variety) is the key. In my case, start sharpening your foreign wooden objects -- youse gots some stabbin' to do~!

3) I look for a petite, red-headed mailbag who enjoys long walks on the beach and has a good sense of humor. Or a bad one so it thinks I'm funny. Or maybe just scrap all that and put me down for "tolerate my existence." And then send me a copy of that when you're done. I think I can find another use for that...

4) Great Cave's orchestral rendition of the classic Green Greens is my fave song. Symphony orchestras make anything more awesome. Just ask Metallica... like, ten years ago. We're oooooooooold!

You are not a nineties alternative album, so if you title is composed of multiple words, there'll be a space and capitalization to each! Thems the rules. That, or be Dutch or somethin'. I think they like running their words together, too...

Hmm...

We should have known... The windmills were a dead giveaway.

Tell you what: Introduce me to Simone Simons, and I'll call the whole thing off~!

Why do I even bother drawing when Daimyo is sitting in?

What with not being a bulletin board, bbcode does [i]not[/i] work here.

Yes, those are the eyes, and I have no idea what else you thought were the eyes. There aren't enough markings to see it very many other ways...

The Ometon is nothing more that a two-toned, spiked semi-spheroid. It was a species I invented for an online children's game whose spiky exterior meant it could never be hugged, and thus it was always sad. 'Tis no bean or mollusk, but rather a physical manifestation of moonbeams and wishes and the secret ingredient of snow cones. They enjoy skiing and crying when their snowmen melt. That is quite literally everything about the Ometon.

Through some wackiness I'm sure is the result of Bimblesniffer, it came to be my Dream Land avatar. Prior to that, I had nothing.

Who put the Shiro mount near a keyboard? I knew it was a bad idea to give that guy a wi-fi twelve gauge~! The salesman even said it was ideal for stuffed and presumed dead predecessors to contact the outside world! How were we to know he was talking about our stuffed and presumed dead predecessor?

1) You, easily, especially since A Kirby and His Cheese got herself banned from the Gallery. Thirteen, folks -- if a website collects personal information, that's how old ya gotta be to sign-up. Not our rule; it is federal law.

I don't even understand why the Gallery even requires an e-mail address at sign up; it doesn't even seem to use it.

2) Mudkips were spawned from the same place as all memes: idiots on-line.

4) Where is the what?

Dubbed so that speakers of all languages could suffer.

1) Why would someone be emo if they got whatever they wanted? Oh, right... emos are spoiled teenagers who get whatever they want, so I guess this is a chicken and the egg sorta thing.

2) His mouth, stupid :p

3) Weirdest? Dunno, but funniest was just yesteryester. I just missed a hole-in-one in two player Dream Course (a rarity, for sure), and after knocking me out of the way and sinking the putt, I rolled back into the hole and stole the win!

3) Oh, wait, I already answered this.

4) Stealing a character isn't cool and merits much face-spitting, I believe, especially if such a character has added hair, glasses, wings, or comes from another property. * shifty eyes *

Such avatars are very limiting and unoriginal. Oooooooo, a palette-swap Meta-Knight! It isn't like the small, competent part of the Sonic community chases recolors with torches or anything.

The Kirby components are often dropped as a user matures; how many blokes used to be X Kirby and now just go by X or variations thereof? Glod was Gold Kirby -- evolution at work!

1) Uncompressing alien and oft-obsolete image formats. Why no, we can't use the same one for two different games!

4) Balrog is Vega. And Vega is M. Bison, but M. Bison is Vega! Whoa!

5) Make a sucky TV series? No, I would imagine that it would rule the world with its advanced internet technology twenty years before its revolution.

6) You and your oblivion aren't the boss of me. Unless...

I just realized that I couldn't insert a picture of oblivion wearing glasses and a "Boss" name tag on account of oblivion being undrawable. Now I'm a sad panda.

Old-school Catholicism: not that watered-down American variety that is actually just a deviation of Puritanism early settlers imported and somehow converted every stateside religion into. I'm talkin' stuff that is true to the original, untraveled Vatican literature: self-denial, anti-materialism, universal right, seven sin slayin', and fire-and-brimstone vindictiveness!

Roman Catholicism is the coolest religion around. We got it all: Italians (best food!), Irish (best booze!), and Mexicans (best TV!). Other Christianities just have WASPs. Oh, yeah, those guys are always associated with good things. Plus, how often do shows or books use other religions? Pfft, never! They don't have exorcisms or other cool things. They just have a bunch of Renaissance dudes who said "Hey, look at this one passage from the Bible! Let's pay attention to it alone and ignore all the parts that wildly contradict it~! And don't forget to mistranslate your Latin~!" Oh, yeah, they were so rockin' the tilde-bang five centuries ago.

Theology and Kirby: get used to it, RR~!

Hey, youse hobo! Git outta my kitchen! Can't ya see I'm tryin' to eat outta a mystery can in he'e?

1) Themes still go on; Bogg just forgets to post them, especially on the MB Index where people can easily see before asking questions. Why would he want to do that, tho'? 'Twould only be convenient.

2) With Mailbags actually coming out on schedule now, 'tis much less a sign to the end of mailbags as it is the end of the world. Revelations, yo: it is all up ons the amorphous letter container opening twice a bloody moon~!*

* Passages may only appear while intoxicated.

3) It is not good; the day needs saved.

4) I prefer "spiteful." Most of my friends prefer "sadistic." And not to be called "friends" as they hate me and wish not to be around me and for me to stop lurking in bushes. They're funny like that.

V) Nein.

6) 'Tisn't true; it is still a pronoun.

7) All that is coming to mind is "Is that a bad thing?" but out of context and without understanding the hilarious language barrier of a Chinese national, it loses a lot.

My answer to her was "No, it is a very good thing," tho', if that helps. Like when it happened, I was probably only amusing myself.

8) A hamster's first choice is non-applicable to wheels, so they run instead. Although, if they could, you can be sure the hamsters would eat them.

9) Apparently, according to the drunken scripture that exists in my head, the end is nigh as long as we keep on baggin'.

X) I use HTML by typing code words inside of angled brackets. Other methods do not work as well.