1) I have many interests. What? Do you think I only give two hoots about Kirby since I work at this site? I fancy many things. I'm not some two-dimensional card to be read just because it seems like all of my time is devoted to ... actually, scratch that, it may be all I have going for me.

2) It won't. Being a game isn't the only requirement to be in Smash Bros., a history with Nintendo is. Sonic had a rivalry for years with the big M. Digimon was more just a competitor with Pokémon, and really only for the animated series. The games never butted heads as they were entirely different.

3) As a trophy, possibly, but he'll have to rack up more appearances than his one to merit being playable. Yeah, one. Remakes don't count folks.

1) Kaboola. Oh, wait, that's right. There is no Kaboola in KSSU 'cuz everyone got shot with a re-re ray when translating the game.

2) a) Blooper. b) Short and tasty.

3) Hey, Earth Day isn't for trees. They have Arbor Day for huggin'. Show some love Rocky's way.

4) SMB3, fo' sho'. Frog pwns that fat raccoon dog!

5) Well, he is some sort of distorted penguin and not a Southern sheriff. So... you're complaining about it being more fit?

6) "Zoi", far as I can tell, means "along". Best I can figure it's just his way of speaking improperly... which he does in a concise and formulaic fashion. Interesting!

7) The Mac is the only sammich worthy enough to be served in a special carton. Do they still do that? I haven't had Mickie D's in, like, years.

8) I'd like to see Meta Knight get run through by his own blade. Nice.

1) The world may kick the bucket when the sun goes super nova, but all live will end long before that. Rainbow Resort: optimism!

2) I think my opinion of that has already been aired within Gurus. Jeez, it's like taking a test with half the answers filled in.

1) Animals seems to have something against me. I think they can smell the gallons of blood I let loose in my time doing toxicology studies with rats. Shoot 'em up, down the middle, snip the abdominal, remove the lungs, repeat! Too graphic?

2) Children don't seem to like me. I think they can smell the gallons of blood I let loose in my time spent slitting open, um, the rats. Sure, why not?

3) Cookies are awesome. I'm glad I don't have access to a sturdy electric mixer, otherwise I'd be fatter than I've been getting. Chips, peanut butter, coffee, and ones with racist names. I'm Italian; I can call 'em that.

4) It's easier to remember when things go awry than when they go as planned. Sure, pouring out a bowl of cereal in the morning slips right by you, but if a viper jumps out of the box, suddenly it's committed to memory.

5) Zing! And slightly, as the relationship is far from secret.

6) Time was the term nerd had meaning and pride to it. I didn't play sports, wore glasses, had great grades and no friends. Now I hear things like "Nerds aren't good at video games". What is that about? Get outta my games, jocks. You actually can play those sports. Or shoot people. Whichever.

7) I bet I know what Ometon wanted to say for this question: redacted! Ha-hah!

8) I'm always being reminded of old I'm getting. Really, when the things and games I had in my childhood are being regarded as "classic" and "retro", I can only shake my head. And you feel old at fourteen? Unless some accelerated ager was put in the waters for the next decade's spawning, not cool.

1) I've never bothered to follow anything in any sport team. I typically just pick a logo and color scheme that looks good and go with that. Hence why I loath my home's Cleveland Browns. Blank and a stripe. Yeah, that's creative.

2) I'm a horrible reader. There's only one book that I think I've bothered re-reading, and that is There and Back Again, The Hobbit. Later ones, not so much. The one that started it all works better as a complete package.

3) I wish I did. They'd shed less than my brother. I have foot long hairs tangled in my stuff, and we haven't lived in the same place for a year.

Aso, you spelled your own name wrong and are speaking like an idiot.

... Wait, is that really you or an imposter?

0) Ah, you're not? Too bad. I liked that guy. He had spunk to him.

1) From what I heard, there was some exported dairy that stunk up the place. That's right, my already impossible to recognize references just got less noticeable.

2) There's something wrong about the term "original" even appearing near Game Boy Advance. Like, sooo much.

4) Kirazy comes across as my favorite just by style and volume. It's completely distinct, wonderful, and poured by the barrel full. Sorry, Daimyo~!

All pink, round, squishy, cute things are always the same, mundane, boring type. It's like the question was answered for you before it was even asked.

... Dragon!

1) That's because I don't want to humor you. You came into Ask the Kirby Gurus with, like, five different identities. Yeah, I knew they were all you. Each one was more contradictory than the last. You just took handles that were opposite to fakes as stated. Bogg is bitter. Ometon can't be hugged. You lack awesome. All facts.

2) Who wouldn't want to be Rick? That hammy eats things that are half the size of his body. Ponderosa, here I come! ... in this hypothetical situation.

3) What... what are we suppose to do with this?

6) Lolo and Lala are married, the triple syllables are siblings, the F'd variety are peas from the same pod, and the incestuous ones came from a comment made by Mints on Daimyo's Clay Figurines.

0) What is this? A chore to people? "Ugh, I guess I can send in a letter. Blarg!"

1) I get my drive from honor. This happens to be the largest American Kirby fan site. If you google anything Kirby related, here's on the top page if not the top result. I've been coming here for years, tip toed into the community years later, and now sit as one of the most senior staff (remaining...). I've crawled my way through a lot of places, and they always tend to fall apart. Well, this place hasn't. Crumbled, crusty, and crooked, maybe, but it's still there. Gotta admire that longevity, and performing near meaningless CPR on that to-be corpse is worth it. I ... was... Did that come across as a little necro?

2) Terrible comprehension on the English language is only detested when it is done in a fashion can can't be made humorous light of. When it's bad to the point where you can't even understand what they're saying, then I cry twin waterfalls.

3) I like thin crust, truth be told, but I sure ain't paying the same if not more for less dough. What type of gyp is that?

4) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle IV: Turtles in Time. It's hard to say why so much time was spent on it. It's something about the side-scrolling beat-em-up genre. And the bounty of playable characters, I guess. And a cousin who would visit that liked the game. Not much two player games in my library.

5) No, I don't find them quirky. Boring, droll, and stupid, yes.

6) I do not, but only since a "pet" has to be an animal that you keep. ... What? Stepping on Ometon's toes?

7) It gets in the way. I listen to things on such low volume that it requires a knob adjustment. That's right, my television has a knob. Who knew they'd be making digital one's with those?

8) Ask again when I get to the end of this. Just half way? Nuts, it's a "yes" right now.

9) Seriously, do people not notice that every Bag as of late has featured art from us?

10) I can't tell if the socks make my hands smell funny or if my hands are getting my socks dirty. Maybe both?

11) I've named cactus, which don't move, so yes. Their names weren't the most inspired. I think "Fred, Mighty Warrior" was the exception.

12) I have better ways to waste my time than that. For example, what I'm doing right now. And you all are wasting it with me!

13) When did I get a DS!? Jackpot!

14) Whew... I'd have to count... And that's not all! I left out the fan made adaptations I did for fellow goers of RR that grew into fan characters, ones who were creative adaptations of characters, weren't wholly translated into other series, and whatever I already had drawn on the sheet of paper. So, yeah, that's a lot. It's probably about fifty all in all.

1) I do not.

2) It's Ometon. You know that. He's my sibling.

2.5) Controversy!

3) Ya know, it's one thing to put through multiple questions to be caught in one round of Baggin', but it's another thing to ask the same question in them. It was gotten the first time. Patience!

4) Asotoku is can not get to the Mailbag right now. Please, leave your message at the beep. *splork*

4.5) Contronomatopoeia!

5) The same joke as I used in (4), but with the cat's name as the sound effect instead.

5.5) And that's how you make a droll letter brighten up your day -- by totally screwing with it~!

1, 2, 6) Why do you add unnecessary "e" to words?

4) An indistinguishable blob! Two people may get this.

6- the Revenge) I may be paraphrasing this, but the vocabulary "it destroys everything!" tends to throw an off vibe.

1) A real April related jest is something I haven't been able to pull off. Normally, sloth is responsible. Sometimes, however, the threat of a fooling, that Damocles' blade dangling by a string, is the most satisfying part. ... Okay, I don't think that. I just always wanted to make reference to Damascus' sword.

2) Yeesh, forty? I think we've said our age is up there, but up there for internet purposes. There, it seems like people get freaked out when your college age.

3) The sun doesn't exist. That's just a myth made up to scare children. "If you don't behave, you'll have to play outside! That's where the big, ball of fire is!" "No! I'll be good." Ah, traumatic youth.

4) My pick is Kaboola. Flying and fire power? Yes, please! Plus, like, aren't all the other ones a foot tall? This way, I'd be at least two feet.

5) Phrasing the question as such shows you already know the answer and thus it does not need spoken. If anyone doesn't know by knowing upon just the sight of such, then the answer should not be divulged to them.

6) I understand Japanese, but reading it sure ain't on my resumé.

8) Monkeys don't smell like poo; poo smells of monkey. You're mind has just been blown!

9) I have enough trouble keeping things in where they ought be.

10) I have been to many of colleges. Did high school at LCCC, attended UT, and work at MSU. Daaang.

12) You got... Lead Bubble!

**) I'm sorry, but your Mailbalance has been exceeded. Not in quantity but tolerance.

No. Why? I have my reasons...

It shot my father before this, but this is when the photo was taken. Taken in pencil.

Well, first you ...

Really? I thought they were gutted, skinned, turned into a coat, tormented for ages in the dark depths of Hades, and then returned to our slower temporal paced dimension in a bag. Well, whichever!

2) Wasabi is not related to fun, not when used on oneself. However, putting a different label on the container, like "spicy mustard" or "face cream" can lead to some hilarious fun!

3) Dark skies are always a good omen to me. They foretell a path ahead of me. Literally. All the walkers and joy riders stay indoors at the slightest bit of gloom, and I get no hindrance on my way.

4) Honey is nature's sweet vomit.