0) You sent art by using the Fan Art Gallery. Depending on whether you mean the message boards or the passport, you use the Control Panel to put up an avatar or that feature isn't implemented yet.

1) I believe their is the scourge of 0+0. Oo! Scary!

Besides, people don't want another Dark Matter game for more Dark Matter/Zero (at least, I don't think). They want the return of the game play, the charm, whimsy, Animal Friends, and pool of combo-copies. Those are the selling points to the titles. People wouldn't care about a series for the last-five-minutes appearance by the gloomy one.

2) You're reading them. You can't count? Hah! You're secret shame revealed!

3) Never~!

1) He's a Daio, "great king". The term of "Daimyo", which is what I think you mean, is a feudal lord. That pairing with Dedede was popularized by Rainbow Resort's own member of the same name.

2) "R" and "L" are interchangeable in the Japanese language as neither really exists. So, since NOA is a bunch of dummies who can't just, you know, look to how they did it before, they thought, "Hey, you know what is a good idea? Making the name not just be the English word that describes him." So, as per normal, stupidity is the reason.

1) Tiff and Tuff are never explained. They aren't Cappies and they aren't explained. They're names were changed as Fumu and Bun were considered too "foreign" (I guess?) and siblings always need stupid rhyming or matching name sets. Of course, the real answer is that they didn't use any thought in the process, when naming or fabricating the characters from the dankest sludge found in a trucker's rest stop.

2) Whathell? You already asked this. You're answer is up thar some already. He's only ever called Daio. Never even saw that other one until you said it.

3) The last place anyone would think of looking: San Diego!

4) Evolution isn't real. It's a load of layperson hogwash. Polygenesis is the actual scientific theory that isn't full of all those holes. Of course, you'd have to be the slightest bit aware of biology to know something like that, which is why the world continues to sing the praises to a man who didn't believe in genetics.

Oh, wait, the leg of this question was about DBE. ... Never heard of it.

1) Don't really have much to go off of, so ... Q!

2) Putting Didge into Bomegon? He's already over-loaded as it is!

3) It's... it's a desk top. Infinity?

5) That's one good lookin' Bagger.

6) What comic movies are on the horizon? Iron Man 2? Yes!

Don't we, the new vanguard, only mock, knock, and block the mindless use of stupid internet fads? Unless, that is, the tradition was born here. And, sometimes, mischief.

That means, no, I didn't and refuse to watch the stupid YouTube video, as I do whenever anyone sends me such a link.

Uh, what type of site am I expected to point to for lack of a scanner? It's not like you can press a piece of paper up to a web form and have it get read. Do you need the name of an electronics selling site so that you can buy a scanner? 'Cuz, I gotta tell ya, this really ain't the place to be asking that. Actually, the entire situation you're in sounds more like a Google issue as it has nothing to do with Kirby or this site in particular.

Or, as can be loosely inferred by your vague and gappy questioning, do you mean something like an Oekaki, those web applications that you draw straight into? 'Cuz KRR has one of those. Linked to on it's main page. You... you probably see it every day.

1) I think of Blarglesnorph Yuum, which actually is a name I've used for a character opposite non-Squeaky Bimblesnaff Bogg. Bet ya weren't expecting that one, huh?

2) Atoms are a bunch of freeloaders. They do nothing while all their subatomic particulates do all the heavy lifting.

3) The engine is a seat belt, and the vehicle is powered by a strap. We've had it wrong all along, people!

5) Well, I don't think anyone would know anything about that, nor would we, seeing as all things would be combusted and all. Tree falls in a woods, yo. I think universal demise would carry the same.

6) Yes, but they still utterly failed to relate to Kirby, the website, the given theme, or anything to such effects.

0) Seven is universally considered a lucky number. It's redundant to say it's personally yours.

1) He's too brightly colored to blend in with a crowd. Assassin, maybe. Unstoppable death force, possible. Spy? He's no Michael Weston.

4) Kirby loathes cake. So much, in fact, that he hunted down the Squeak Squad to the ends of Pop Star just so he could murder one of the strawberry short variety. What? Did you think that knife and fork were silverware? Nay! They were his tools of torment!

5-6) Well, it's not crash. So... like, I wouldn't boom by association. Why is that supposed to ... I don't... arg! The pain!

7) I don't say "lol" ever. I have a brain.

0, 1, & 4) Why is it that everyone says this exact series of statements and questions yet think they're the first?

Just 0) You don't really have to have gone through 70+ bags. The feature rotates its staff a lot, and it an entire flush of staff again 'round twenty back.

2) The third in the Dream Land series is largely regarded as better than the second, and mostly the same. Nightmare is just remake garbage in comparison to Adventure. So, really, the question is just between those two, and it matters more what type of game you'd personally prefer. A more action oriented game lies in Adventure while a slower paced, puzzle game can be found in DL3.

3) People would never go monkey-ape on a Wham Bam origin thinking spree. They only care when Meta Knight or a faux-Meta Knight is involved. Fan goobers (that's the gender neutral form!) just love that stuff. So much, in fact, I had to set the record straight on the Kirbypedia Galacta Knight article, just as was done with Meta Knight. Let the rumor, false-words, and fan fluff die!

0) How can it be considered stalking if the link to the Live Journal account is given on the main page? You don't invite stalkers openly.

Cakes are already round. What's the challenge there? It's bunny cakes or bust! Ometon certainly agrees... with the latter. Don't we all~?

I don't own any Kirby merchandise outside of games since the only stuff State-side of the fluff's face is related to that televised terror. I'll pass.

No, I've been doodling the li'l dude in my notebooks for over a decade and have been holding his series in higher esteem than all the rest of the now classics that were birthed during my youth. That's the fandom that matters. Not what you buy, what you do.

C.W.R. #1

1) I never notice anyone doing that, so...

Ellipsis is the answer.

2F) Neither can any of us.

3G) I can never understand that whenever someone has reasons for spelling/grammar errors (awkward typing device, English not their first language) is when it comes off without any horribly noticeable problem. Browsers pretty much come with built in spell check, people!

And this comes to mind almost two years after they stopped why?

1) Be known for something on some facet of the site.

2) Don't be hated across the majority of said facets.

3) Construct a sentence with more grammatical prowess than "How I can".

4) Never ask. That makes you seem needy, weak, and ensures you'll never make it. Even tho' it worked for Bazz. He did have some heavy seniority on his side, tho'.

1) Classic rock, alternative, classical, and metal: folk, power, symphonic, heavy, etc.

2) Ometon, no. Don't say it. Don't think it. Just stop. Stop now.

C.W.R. #2

1) Catwoman. Wow, that was a terrible piece of crap. I remember actually saying during the movie, "And this is actually a movie." Knew it was gonna be bad and only saw it because of that reason.

2) Arbor Day. I want the day off work for dem trees, dammiz~! What have those hippies been working for all these decades? We don't even have tree themed candy or Peeps. Pull your weight, you stupid logs.

5) Too many. Just. Too. many.

8) I don't think my art shows any hints or traces of anyone. Learned to draw from my brother, and those influences were trace at the start. All drowned out by now.

Gotta say, if said bomb is at said depth with said loser, then I say let it go off. We'll be safe up here on the surface, and the world will be less one Choo. Win-win!

1) When a fan fiction is submitted.

2) When said submitted story doesn't make me weep like an onion.

Much like the recently re-boarded up Gurus section, nothing ever really goes away at KRR. People just stop caring about it. Like an organism, the unused limb atrophies and withers.

But, really, people don't really do fan fics anymore, from what I've seen. This is mostly 'cuz people don't write anymore. Rather, they "RP", which normally is an abomination to what crafting a story is. For examples of such, see the Collaborative Writing section, set phasers to "kill", and blam away Author #13 (that hack!).

The art of literature is a dying one, and with the current "Face Book Generation" and their "lol whats proper riting capitol letters spelling grammer or punktuation", frankly, I'm glad for it.

Quite. Why would I do an action unintentionally and replicate it?

was created first, and was believed to be the only occurrence or reference to the baked goods. However, in a sudden inspiration from the holidays, was created. Technically, if you dig through old cooking books from the middle of the last century, cookie is spelled with a Y. Why wouldn't it be? Cooky (sng.), cookies (pl.). However, somewhere down the line, I guess, people forgot how to reference them singularly, and they just hacked off the S and kept the -ie.

I, on the other hand, just had two images with nearly the same identity and thus file name. So, I just shrugged and went with the alternative spelling. I couldn't have gone and renamed every occurrence of "cookie" to "cookies", after all. Well, I could, but it'd be stupid.

And I hope people realize just why Gurus came to a halt. I mean, questions about image file names? That's barely worth asking.

C.W.R. #3. That's three Cooky Witheld Responses. Why were they all witheld? 'Cuz it was too obvious~!

1) He quit. Kinda why I came in #63 and said, "Well, he quit and I takes over, yay!"

2a) Bears are no longer the topic of discussion, funny, or relevant.

2b) The one that keeps swiping my pic-a-nic basket!

3) Well, I certainly wouldn't be able to smo- oh! You mean the treasure. Well, I guess you can connect those lines...

4) Backdrop/Suplex. Don't give me this "It was just in Ultra" crap, either. It hasn't been in an original game since '96. That's a longer time span than the age of many of this site's patrons, fer cryin' oot lewd.

5) Laser. Shoot a straight traveling shot forward. Boooring.

1) Blaze as in the female character from Final Fight. You know, the one that is female, unlike Roxy and Poison.

2) "Gal"? Huh. Learn somethin' new ev'ry day, meguess.

3) You did unless you're actually a boy. In that case, problems!

4) The gimmicky 3DS just means a price drop to the regular DS so that I can finally (and cheaply) buy one.

6) How about some blaze for the Blaze?

Whaddaya mean that I drew this before you asked your question and just put it here with no real cause? Oh, you didn't say that. Uh, in that case... carry on.

7) Project Geeker, 'cuz it worked last Tuesday.

11) I'd prefer something that was original. People going through such large scale productions with a borrowed idea is a little sad.

16(14)) Truly, Qtie has the worst fate of anyone!

18) And, no matter what, I'll ignore it.

1) One, maybe two. Don't do work on it every day (not since Gurus expired). Most of the stuff is oiling gears to keep things moving along.

2) That'd be assuming we got any good questions. Oh, wait. We're supposed to pretend that we enjoy doing this. Er, every question is my favorite!

3) If I recall, the sleepy face followed the drinking face. Put two an' two together to get five!

5) Ice Dragon and Boh! One's frosty, the other flaming. One is adorable, the other makes you stab out your eyes.

1) The collection room is a place full of collected items. It's purpose is to hold collected items. Seriously, why do people scrutinize this feature so much?

2) I hate bad fanon that re-writes existing canon. Of course, at that point it is no longer "fanon". 'Cuz it's crap.

I'm not waiting for anything. My hope was boxed, shelved, collected dust, and lost in a house fire some years ago.

Classic Gaming doesn't host websites anymore, not small ones anywise. They announced a halt to that about a year ago. Hence why we aren't there anymore. You know, now we're all free of horrible ads and what-not. Instead, we just have the horrible Ometon!

Anyhoo, this really isn't the place to instruct upon website creation. Read up, learn HTML, and, most importantly, have a purpose. Most people don't have websites 'cuz they lack anything to contribute. Point in case, blogs. Nothing of worth in those~!

Call me crazy, but I have this knack for not re-purchasing games I already bought the ten years ago.