Jamey gets off the
poll and faces the contestants with the result.
JAMEY: Through 10 votes, 60% of the viewers chose King Dedede
and 40% chose Meta Knight.
DEDEDE: WHAT?! You’re kidding me.
JAMEY: Nope. Now get the fudge! :)
DEDEDE: I WILL, THANK YOU!!!
Dedede charges up to his room and quickly packs his luggage.
Before leaving, he has last words to yell at Jamey.
DEDEDE: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
TUFF: No really…
Dedede finally leaves the mansion.
KAWASAKI: Amazing…we’re free of him after the first round!
RIBBON: I don’t see what’s so shocking about it. He was a
meanie, and got what he deserved!
KIRBY: Byo, byo!
Seven contestants still remain: Kirby, Waddle Dee, Ribbon,
Adeleine, Kawasaki, Meta Knight, and Tuff.
JAMEY: With that out of the way, I will come back tomorrow for
our next mini-game. For now, have a good night’s rest. Oh, one
other thing…don’t eat breakfast tomorrow…unless you enjoy
throwing up!
The remaining contestants grin nervously at Jamey’s warning.
Jamey leaves the room.
ADELEINE: I wonder why we shouldn’t eat breakfast…
META KNIGHT: I guess tomorrow’s mini-game is intense…
KAWASAKI: Or probably because he doesn’t like me. Come on,
I’ll make everyone a big supper instead!
RIBBON: Don’t worry Kirby…just hang in until after the
mini-game!
META KNIGHT: A true star warrior does not give into fatigue or
hunger, Kirby…
TUFF: Ah, shut up, Meta Knight…
Jamey walks into the living room with a large grin on his face
upon hearing the empty stomachs.
JAMEY: Sounds like you did heed my warning. For today’s
mini-game, you must follow me into my backyard.
They follow Jamey to a forest behind the house. The first thing
the contestants spot are seven lunches on top of a picnic
blanket.
KAWASAKI: I assume that’s lunch.
JAMEY: How right you are, but let me explain the mini-game
first. In the woods you see before you, I have hidden six
different Kirby games. Your job is to find them. The first of
the six will win a ticket free of banishment this round and his
or her choice of lunches.
RIBBON: Wait a second…there are seven contestants, but only six
games…that must mean…
JAMEY: You catch on quick, fairy girl. One contestant won’t
return with a game, and instead will be tied to…
Jamey points to an upright log with ropes near it.
JAMEY: …The Log of Shame! That single contestant will have to
bare the misery of me eating their lunch in front of him or
her!
TUFF: Ull…so that’s why you made us skip breakfast…Jamey’s a
great motivator…
JAMEY: Once in the woods, the rules are Anything Goes. Do what
you must to bring a game back, for your stomach’s sake!
Everyone gulps.
JAMEY: I guess the only thing left is to signal you guys off!
Everyone get ready…and GO!
Immediately, Kirby, Meta Knight, Tuff, Kawasaki, and Adeleine
dash into the woods. Ribbon flies up high to search from
above. Waddle Dee is left in the dust.
WADDLE DEE: *Saddened look*
Waddle Dee starts walking into the forest. A few steps in, he
spots something to his left.
WADDLE DEE: ?
He checks a nearby bush and finds Nightmare in Dreamland. He
immediately reports back to Jamey.
JAMEY: What fools…I expected to see fighting over that one.
Looks like you win the ticket free from banishment for this
round! Now eat your lunch.
Already, Waddle Dee, Ribbon, Adeleine, and Kawasaki have started
eating their lunches.
KAWASAKI: I dare say…this cooking may be even better than
mine! What’s your secret, Jamey?
JAMEY: Two words: Burger King.
Tuff runs out of the forest and up to Jamey.
TUFF: Jamey! Meta Knight knocked Kirby unconscious in the
woods!
JAMEY: Well good for him. Like I said, when you’re in the
forest, the rules are Anything Goes. This means you can be
thieving, tripping…you name it.
TUFF: But Kirby got knocked senseless!
JAMEY: Well that’s Kirby’s problem. Besides, Kirby Super Star
is the only game that’s missing. If he doesn’t find a way to
get it here, he’ll be tied to the Log of Shame.
RIBBON: Wait a second Tuff…you actually saw Kirby getting
knocked out…and didn’t do anything about it?!
TUFF: I thought Jamey was going to disqualify Meta Knight for
that!
RIBBON: Don’t you ever pay attention?! Jamey clearly stated
the rules! You should’ve helped him!
TUFF: Well it’s a little too late for that now!
Meta Knight comes running out of the woods.
META KNIGHT: I hate the woods! Now give me my food!
JAMEY: Well done, Meta Knight. Here’s your picnic basket.
Meta Knight immediately looks inside it.
META KNIGHT: Ah, a Big Kids Meal…
Kirby comes out of the woods limping and with bruises covering
his body.
KIRBY: Byo…
JAMEY: Kirby, follow me…
Jamey ties Kirby to the Log of Shame and eats the seventh lunch
in front of him.
ADELEINE: Man, that’s cruel…Kawasaki, you better make him lunch
after this.
KAWASAKI: I’m kind of tired right now…why don’t you make him
lunch? After all, you just need to paint his food.
ADELEINE: It’s much harder than you think, Mr. Iron Chef! You
need special paint to make
drawings come to the real world!
KAWASAKI: Well why didn’t you just paint a bucket of that stuff
when you had the chance?
ADELEINE: GRR!!!
JAMEY: Well, with that much done, it’s time to see who’s next
to go to the poll. Remember, Waddle Dee can’t be voted out this
round.
Adeleine writes down Meta Knight for being mean to Kirby and
Kawasaki for being such a jerk.
Ribbon writes down Tuff for not helping Kirby when he needed
help and Adeleine for being so mad at Kawasaki for the simplest
of things.
Waddle Dee writes down Kawasaki for not making last night’s
feast big enough to last him for a long time and Kirby since he
thinks he can’t beat him in a later round.
Jamey tallies up the votes and comes up with a conclusion.
JAMEY: The two names I received most of are KAWASAKI and TUFF.
Once again, viewers, it will be up to you to decide who will
leave my game show.
NOTE: For those
who are manga freaks, yes, I was reading too much Naruto before
writing this episode.
