Jamey gets off the
Internet Poll and turns to the contestants.
JAMEY: Out of 10 viewers, 20% voted for Kirby and 80% voted for
Waddle Dee. Waddle Dee, I
bet you know what this means.
Waddle Dee nods, gathers his things from upstairs, and walks out
the front door.
RIBBON: Aw�poor little guy�thing�fuzz ball?
JAMEY: Now only 5 contestants remain: Kirby, Ribbon, Adeliene,
Kawasaki, and Meta Knight. I�ll come back tomorrow afternoon to
play the next Mini-Game. For now, I will disappear for no
apparent reason.
Jamey leaves the room.
KAWASAKI: Let�s hope this next Mini-Game is a sleeping
contest�
META KNIGHT: Whatever. I�ll just get to my room to take care
of some�Uh, business. Yeah, business.
The scene changes to Ribbon�s room, where every wall and corner
has mountains of Kirby merchandise. Among these lie a 4-foot
stuffed replica and the ever-so-popular Kirby Beach Ball.
Ribbon opens the door and hovers in. She sighs deeply.
RIBBON: Oh Kirby�You�re just so adorable�
Ribbon blushes. Ever since the end of Kirby 64, she�s had a
huge crush on Kirby.
RIBBON: (Giggling slightly) I love my room�now to put up some
more posters�
The remaining five contestants are standing in the backyard
under the hot sun.
Jamey comes from inside the mansion and meets up with everyone.
JAMEY: Today�s Mini-Game will be the 100-Yard Hop! I hope
we�re familiar with this, so why should I even explain the
rules�
META KNIGHT: I wasn�t in Kirby 64�
JAMEY: Well then aren�t you in a pickle?! Let�s start this�I
hate explaining rules�
They line up at the start of a 100-yard dirt path.
JAMEY: All right, contestants! Ready�
META KNIGHT: So what are we supposed to do?
KAWASAKI: I don�t know either! We�re screwed!
JAMEY: Go.
Immediately, Kirby and Adeliene jump with all their might to the
finish. Ribbon slowly hovers and lands from one circle to the
next. Meta Knight and Kawasaki don�t even move.
META KNIGHT: �I am NOT going to make a fool of myself like
that.
KAWASAKI: I�m too chubby for exercise�
The race soon becomes between Kirby and Adeliene, with Kirby in
the lead.
Adeliene does a few long jumps to slowly catch and pass Kirby.
Kirby begins copying her, and they go at the same pace.
JAMEY: Chances are, Kirby will win the race because he�s losing
right now. It�s almost always like that!
They continue to go at the same pace as they come to the final
stretch. They keep jumping two spaces at once.
ADELIENE: This is it! I�m going to win if I keep this up!
