Apple Tree War Genre: Humour,
(romance too, but somewhat glossed over) Rating: Rated PG, and/or 11/10 if that
is what you meant by rating. Best story this site has
An excerpt from
story begins beneath, of all things, an apple tree.
This wasn’t just any old apple tree, mind you.
This was Whispy Woods, a young apple tree. (Or so he’d
have us believe).
Beneath him were two people: King Dedede and Dark Matter.
Dark Matter had learnt that it was extremely rude to
possess random bystanders, and was constantly trying
to improve his etiquette.
“Excuse me,” said Dark Matter. “May
I possess you?”
“No thank you,” replied King Dedede.
“I can’t say no to a polite person,”
said King Dedede, shrugging.
But before Dark Matter could take over Dedede, a Warp
Star went flying by and hit Dedede in the head, knocking
him out cold.
“Oh dearie me,” said Dark Matter. “What
am I to do?”