"Reactor 1, output normal."
"Adjust the balancer to ...0003!"
"Let's raise the anchor."
"Check anti-gravity plant. 1, 2, 3, OK!!"
"Release the sails, solar level 288!"
Meta Knight: "The time has come. The time to show our power!
Dream Land's
lazy lifestyle will end! I will rule!"
Chapter 1 - The
Attack of Kirby
Ax Knight: "K...Kirby's here! He's heading towards us!"
Waddle Dee: "Oh, my gosh! What are we gonna do?
Mace Knight: "He'll get in the way. Get rid of him!"
Captain: "Sir Meta-Knight, what shall we do?"
Meta Knight: "Soldiers near the deck, assume combat mode!
(reach door)
Ax Knight: "Kirby's in the rocket valve!"
Captain: "Release Heavy Lobster! Quickly! Quickly!"
(reach door)
(during battle:)
Mace Knight: "Kirby's behind the nozzle! Fix him!"
Meta Knight: "Prepare to take off! Blow Kirby away!"
Ax Knight: "OK! Main engine ignition!"
Captain: "Take off!"
Chapter 2 - Orange
Ocean
Ax Knight: "Kirby's been blown to the ocean!"
Mace Knight: "That was sure close."
Captain: "I'll conquer Dream Land with the Halberd!"
Meta Knight: "Our first target... Grape Garden!"
(go thru stage + fight trees)
Ax Knight: "Kirby is flying back toward us!"
Mace Knight: "Main cannon's ready. Shall we blast him?"
Captain: "All right. Shoot him!"
Chapter 3 - A Major
Mountain
Ax Knight: "We got him! He fell into the forest."
Captain: "Good. He will never catch up."
Waddle Dee: "Are you sure?"
Chapter 4 - Back for
More
Ax Knight: "We shot down Dyna Blade!"
Mace Knight: "Look! Kirby's reached the deck."
Meta Knight: "Remain calm. Let's come up with a plan."
Captain: "All soldiers! Get Kirby. Now!"
(reach minibosses)
Meta Knight: "Kirby! Got ya!"
Captain: "Now you get a taste of our power."
Waddle Dee: "Fight!"
(reach door)
Mace Knight: "Kirby's gonna reach the deck!"
Captain: "Direct him to the front of the twin cannon."
(if you find hidden room:)
Captain: "Oh no! He found it."
Mace Knight: "What is this place?"
Ax Knight: "Kirby is getting close to the twin cannon."
Captain: "Kirby will be torched! Wahahahahahaha!"
Waddle Dee: "Hahahahahaha!"
Captain: "Wahahahahahaha! Gahahahahahahaha! Hum."
(beat Combo Cannon)
Chapter 5 - Last
Chance: Steel Seafood
(during early stage:)
Mace Knight: "The main cannon has been destroyed!"
Captain: "Holy cow! What happened?"
Ax Knight: "Kirby is heading toward the left wing."
(get warp star in windy room)
Ax Knight: "Serious damage to the left wing! Approx.74%!"
Captain: "Gu.....u!!"
Mace Knight: "We're gonna lose balance!"
Meta Knight: "Lower the sail! Increase right wing power!"
(enter duct)
Ax Knight: " Kirby is moving into the duct."
Captain: "What is he trying to do?"
Waddle Dee: "Is he lost?"
Captain: "Wait...I have an idea. Hee hee hee."
(reach Heavy Lobster)
Captain: "Ready?"
Ax Knight: "Is this OK, Sir?"
Mace Knight: "Are you positive about this?"
Captain: "Be quiet! This is our only chance! Don't fail again!
Release Heavy
Lobster!"
(during rampage:)
Captain: "Hee hee hee hee! Get Kirby!"
Ax Knight: "Oh no, our battleship is being destroyed..."
Captain: "That's not important now! Go ahead!"
(if you use paint:)
Ax Knight: "Oh no! Heavy Lobster's blind!"
Captain: "WHAT?? Paint ability?"
Mace Knight: "It's no good. He can't see at all!"
Captain: "Unbelievable! Kirby's still alive!"
(beat Heavy Lobster)
Chapter 6 - Bring it
Down from Under
Mace Knight: "Major damage to the right wing!"
Captain: "Don't worry! We've regained our balance."
Meta Knight: "................"
Ax Knight: "Kirby's outside! He's going under the ship!"
(if you enter the clouds...)
Mace Knight: "Mmm! I don't see Kirby on the radar screen."
Captain: "Get Kirby! NOW!!"
Meta Knight: "He must be hiding in the clouds..."
(go under ship)
Ax Knight: "Kirby's entered from underneath the ship."
Captain: "The bottom's weak... the wind is too strong."
Waddle Dee: "It's too cold."
Ax Knight: "I'm afraid of heights!"
Mace Knight: "No way! I ain't goin'."
Captain: "You chickens!"
(if you find hidden room...)
Mace Knight: "Oh no! Those are my hidden tomatoes!"
Captain: "You idiot! You hid those?"
Waddle Dee: "They look delicious."
(near reactor:)
Ax Knight: "Kirby is heading toward the reactor!"
Mace Knight: "If we lose power, we're doomed!"
Captain: "Relax. The reactor can't be defeated!"
Waddle Dee: "I hope no reflect lasers hit the reactor!"
Captain: "Shhh! That's a SECRET!"
(after battle:)
Ax Knight: "Bad news! The reactor's been damaged!"
Mace Knight: "The Wheelies are abandoning ship!"
Captain: "Urgggh! Do SOMETHING!"
Chapter 7 - The Final
Confrontation
Ax Knight: "We are losing power! Engine No.3! Engine No.5!"
Mace Knight: "Ain't any power left! We can't fly!"
Meta Knight: "(We've failed... it's over.) Attention all crew!
Evacuate
ship!!"
Captain: "Waaah! The ship's going down!"
(during room:)
Captain: "I'm not staying. I'm evacuating!!"
Meta Knight: "Now, it's your turn to evacuate."
Ax Knight: "No, I want to stay with you, Sir!"
Mace Knight: "Let's try one more time to get Kirby!"
Meta Knight: "Hmmm..........it's dangerous, but it's worth a
try! Thank you,
guys."
(go up elevator)
Ax Knight: "Wait, Kirby!!"
Mace Knight: "You can't go any further!"
(beat minibosses)
Ax Knight: "Sir Meta-Knight, you're on your own!"
Mace Knight: "We're evacuating!"
(enter lair)
Meta Knight: "Kirby, this is it! Prepare to die!"
Waddle Dee: "Th-thump. Th-thump."